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Mmadluv7

I..n( )n_nnnominate! a member! Who!, well she's just about the most wonderful person! She's the loyalist person in the club! and She's AwwLWAYS ready to lend a hand, when you ask her to!! She's intelligent!. Pretty!! and wunnathe nicest persons you could ever meet! My very dear dear friend!
Jun 25 2017 02:05 AM
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    Brock
    It's really a thankless job.
    Jun 26 2017 04:59 PM
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    Brock
    Merely a figurehead. The work in name only.
    Jun 26 2017 04:59 PM
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Brock

She doesn't approve?! Now look here, Stretch!
Jun 22 2017 05:55 PM
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Freddie2

If I'd had the money, I could've been living in a swinging condo instead of with… I'd better not say anything till I've had my coffee… a SLUT and a MORON.
Jun 22 2017 02:36 AM
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    Brock
    Sorry, it must be decaf.
    Jun 22 2017 08:41 PM
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Neil

"Cheer up, Captain Mooney, there's no need for despair. We know how to get the folks to travel b' air. The idea we've created will make the trains look dated. Just forget your worries and stay right there."
Jun 10 2017 11:40 PM
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tropicjeff

Did you see "On the Waterfront". Won the Academy Award you know...
May 20 2017 02:31 AM
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Neil

Imagine, going nightclubbing on his anniversary while he leaves his poor wife sitting at home alone.
May 16 2017 04:48 AM
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    Brock
    Years ago!
    May 16 2017 05:05 PM
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Brock

She borrowed some Ms? Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers --
May 14 2017 06:00 AM
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Harrison

C-A-R-M-I-C-H-A-E-L. I always spell it out because some people spell it E-A-L. But we have the Scotch way of spelling it. Maiden name's McGillicuddy that's how Scotch I am!
May 12 2017 01:10 AM
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    Neil
    I love this!
    Jun 16 2017 02:29 AM
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    Neil
    And I think it's "we have the Scotch CLAN spelling..."
    Jun 23 2017 12:46 AM
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Freddie2

Jell-O TAP-ioca pudding, yessiree!
May 11 2017 08:06 PM
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    Mot Morenzi
    Yum yum yum!
    May 12 2017 06:05 AM
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    Neil
    The laziest-written jingle lyrics ever!
    May 24 2017 02:58 PM
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    Mot Morenzi
    LOL!
    May 25 2017 06:57 PM
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Mot Morenzi

Black? Benjamin wasn't black, he was from New Jersey!
May 09 2017 01:32 PM
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    Brock
    I went to the senior prom with a YANKKUH!
    May 09 2017 01:46 PM
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    Mot Morenzi
    And to think they made a movie about that deadbeat Ghandi...
    May 09 2017 03:46 PM
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    Brock
    You're a Profile in Courage, Blanche.

    May 09 2017 05:39 PM
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Brock

The Love Bug?! I thought Fred had been vaccinated for that.
May 03 2017 02:27 PM
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Mot Morenzi

Joan used to use Bette's bras as shoulder pads.
May 02 2017 04:54 PM
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Harrison

He's baba'd his last lu!
Apr 27 2017 12:14 AM
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    chedderchester
    Keep jiggling Peggy, please keep jiggling!

    Apr 27 2017 08:06 PM
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Mot Morenzi

Look, I'm off booze. I can't give up cigarettes, they're my only friends.
Apr 24 2017 10:14 PM
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Brock

I would rather spit blood into a sink than look like Martha Raye.
Apr 24 2017 03:42 PM