Community Status Updates
Good to be back! Missed y'all.
I'll take 100 hamburgers!
Well, I'm not one to complain, but I had a miserable night!
chedderchesterIs breakfast ready DEAR?
Aug 08 2017 11:07 PM
Mot MorenziFood always tastes different when they fix it...I don't know WHAT they do to it!
Aug 09 2017 12:04 AM
Ma'am I've been looking at people's passports for many years and there hasn't been one yet that's made me ... he heee heee heeee heeeee :D
There's violence in reality all around us and we're calling it entertainment. A lotta shooting and stabbing and blood. And people eaten by sharks!
Couldn't you have made that one a seven?
BrockGive me a pen and I will.
Jul 27 2017 06:18 PM
Mot MorenziDo you dare? Nah, the paper would frown on that.
Jul 28 2017 08:16 AM
BrockThe treasury department would make a face, too.
Jul 28 2017 08:33 PM
It's Ryan Murphy? Bolt the door, Mariah.
Usually there's some sign when Lilith is in town: dogs forming into packs, blood weeping from the walls.
Mot MorenziLucille, send Mr. Carr home!
Jul 02 2017 07:57 AM
Freddie2Sea kelp? That's funny, I thought you said "Seek Help"!
Jul 04 2017 06:16 PM
Mot MorenziYou can spit the pits in here.
Jul 06 2017 05:32 AM
I..n( )n_nnnominate! a member! Who!, well she's just about the most wonderful person! She's the loyalist person in the club! and She's AwwLWAYS ready to lend a hand, when you ask her to!! She's intelligent!. Pretty!! and wunnathe nicest persons you could ever meet! My very dear dear friend!
BrockMerely a figurehead. The work in name only.
Jun 26 2017 04:59 PM
NeilOne of the greatest "first halves" of any episode. I love how you included Marion's stutter!
Jul 01 2017 06:23 PM
Mmadluv7lololol i love it
Jul 06 2017 03:25 AM
She doesn't approve?! Now look here, Stretch!
If I'd had the money, I could've been living in a swinging condo instead of with… I'd better not say anything till I've had my coffee… a SLUT and a MORON.
BrockSorry, it must be decaf.
Jun 22 2017 08:41 PM
"Cheer up, Captain Mooney, there's no need for despair. We know how to get the folks to travel b' air. The idea we've created will make the trains look dated. Just forget your worries and stay right there."
Did you see "On the Waterfront". Won the Academy Award you know...
Imagine, going nightclubbing on his anniversary while he leaves his poor wife sitting at home alone.
May 16 2017 05:05 PM
She borrowed some Ms? Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers --