Community Status Updates
I..n( )n_nnnominate! a member! Who!, well she's just about the most wonderful person! She's the loyalist person in the club! and She's AwwLWAYS ready to lend a hand, when you ask her to!! She's intelligent!. Pretty!! and wunnathe nicest persons you could ever meet! My very dear dear friend!
BrockIt's really a thankless job.
Jun 26 2017 04:59 PM
BrockMerely a figurehead. The work in name only.
Jun 26 2017 04:59 PM
She doesn't approve?! Now look here, Stretch!
If I'd had the money, I could've been living in a swinging condo instead of with… I'd better not say anything till I've had my coffee… a SLUT and a MORON.
BrockSorry, it must be decaf.
Jun 22 2017 08:41 PM
"Cheer up, Captain Mooney, there's no need for despair. We know how to get the folks to travel b' air. The idea we've created will make the trains look dated. Just forget your worries and stay right there."
Did you see "On the Waterfront". Won the Academy Award you know...
Imagine, going nightclubbing on his anniversary while he leaves his poor wife sitting at home alone.
May 16 2017 05:05 PM
She borrowed some Ms? Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers --
C-A-R-M-I-C-H-A-E-L. I always spell it out because some people spell it E-A-L. But we have the Scotch way of spelling it. Maiden name's McGillicuddy that's how Scotch I am!
NeilI love this!
Jun 16 2017 02:29 AM
NeilAnd I think it's "we have the Scotch CLAN spelling..."
Jun 23 2017 12:46 AM
Jell-O TAP-ioca pudding, yessiree!
Mot MorenziYum yum yum!
May 12 2017 06:05 AM
NeilThe laziest-written jingle lyrics ever!
May 24 2017 02:58 PM
May 25 2017 06:57 PM
Black? Benjamin wasn't black, he was from New Jersey!
BrockI went to the senior prom with a YANKKUH!
May 09 2017 01:46 PM
Mot MorenziAnd to think they made a movie about that deadbeat Ghandi...
May 09 2017 03:46 PM
BrockYou're a Profile in Courage, Blanche.
May 09 2017 05:39 PM
The Love Bug?! I thought Fred had been vaccinated for that.
Joan used to use Bette's bras as shoulder pads.
He's baba'd his last lu!
chedderchesterKeep jiggling Peggy, please keep jiggling!
Apr 27 2017 08:06 PM
Look, I'm off booze. I can't give up cigarettes, they're my only friends.
I would rather spit blood into a sink than look like Martha Raye.