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He's baba'd his last lu!
chedderchesterKeep jiggling Peggy, please keep jiggling!
Yesterday, 08:06 PM
Look, I'm off booze. I can't give up cigarettes, they're my only friends.
I would rather spit blood into a sink than look like Martha Raye.
HELP! I'm trapped in a small, private elevator!
But whenever I go walking, on my arm is just my elbow- and I'm looking...
chedderchesterI will tell it to you in my song! MY song! >:(
Apr 24 2017 09:04 PM
I am not going to do this slice of Americana with the very British Miss Vivien Leigh. Who'd believe her as a Southern Belle?
I don't play bitches. They make me so unhappy. ... You should call my sister.
Brando isn't begging for a recurring role on Wagon Train.
Mot MorenziIs the use of so many elipses really necessary?
Apr 12 2017 05:46 AM
BrockAm I the only one troubled by the syntax?
Apr 12 2017 10:35 PM
Mot MorenziWe're not submitting it to the Library of Congress, Joan.
Apr 13 2017 01:34 AM
I'm sorry you're not camera ready, Bette, but we don't have eight hours to wait for you to put your face on.
Frankly I LOVE unusual weather for this time of year!
My Joan is FAAAAR worse than your Joan!
You get the grey skies outta my way, you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day...
Would you please stop referring to me as an OLD broad!?
BrockWhen Germany invaded Austria? / No, when I was labelled Box Office Poison!
Mar 29 2017 04:09 PM
Just because there's no fire on the roof doesn't mean there's no snow in the furnace!
Let's not get carried away Mrs. Ricardo....