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#1 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 03:03 AM

Okay all... if we were entering that Lucille Ball look-a-like contest, what would our submissions be?


"If you want to be a lady, then show a little class
Make sure that you smell heavenly and not like methane gas
Or else they all will laugh at you as it eeps out of your a**!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

Or:

"When you are at your very best, all men will stop and stare
They will smell your sweet aroma; see the sheen that's in your hair
And every night will always end with your legs up in the air!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

#2 mikidiki

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:00 AM

I have honestly never seen anyone that looks like Lucille Ball! She's a class of her own!
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Let's hope Life With Lucy or another Lucy special is released this year!

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#3 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:39 AM

I have honestly never seen anyone that looks like Lucille Ball! She's a class of her own!


And your jingle submission is... ;)
Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread :)

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:49 AM

If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight
All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite
Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 04:56 AM

And your jingle submission is... ;)
Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread :)


LOL! Sorry, I completely read the original post incorrectly!
Let's hope Life With Lucy or another Lucy special is released this year!

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#6 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 05:56 AM

LOL! Sorry, I completely read the original post incorrectly!


Haha! Not to worry. You did make a good point :D

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 05:57 AM

If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight
All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite
Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!

Brian's on a roll!! Inspired! ;)
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 03:38 PM

Brian's on a roll!! Inspired! ;)


When is Brian NOT rolling?!!
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#9 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:02 PM

Thanks guys!

If you want some real attention, then buy Mais Ouis today
And watch how nearly every man starts heading towards your way
The only ones who will not care are obviously gay!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume

:)

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:49 AM

I’d kick this boy a furlong,
that tone-deaf kid KirBY.
I’ll aim an atomizer
filled with piss at LansbuRY
Who wants do do the movie?
Ang and Frankie say “May we?”

Back off! Cower!
Your grapes are sour.
“Mame” will star LuCY.

Yes, I know it's not about Mais Oui (only tangentially) and it really doesn't make any sense...and you have to put the accent on the wrong syllable of the rhyming words.....but it's what came into my head. My rolls are a little bumbier than Brian's.
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#11 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:39 AM

LOL! More thought provoking than Jodie Foster's speech last night!

"I have a brand new movie, the name of it is Mame
The critics think it's awful but they love me just the same
It's problems were not my fault; Gene Saks should take the blame!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

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#12 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 05:09 PM

A dab of Mais Ouis perfume will make you smell so nice
All eyes will be upon you and all noses sniffing thrice
Our perfume will work wonders and it also can kill lice!
Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!
Use Mais Ouis Perfume!

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 03:39 AM

The roses red are blooming and permeate the breeze
Why not add another fragrence that can never fail to please
But just don't overdo it, or else you'll make him sneeze!
Spray it...

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:26 AM

Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up!

"If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme
I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time
I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine!
Spray it..."

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 05:27 AM

Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up!

"If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme
I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time
I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine!
Spray it..."


When you sit by him at dinner, he'll take a whiff and swoon
And surely he will whisk you, to a night of stars and moon
another dab will do you, to last the whole night through
spray it!...
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#16 Mot Morenzi

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 04:49 AM

If you're looking oh so pretty
It will never fail to please
But by adding some aroma you will soon be quite a tease
It won't be long before some man will get you on your knees!
Spray it...

Some fellas find you sexy, and there's not doubt that you're hot
But you'll make more of an impact with that perfume you just bought
And then all men will volunteer to search for your g-spot!
Spray it...

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Posted 03 March 2017 - 05:59 PM

If you want a man's attention
But he's playing hard to get
There's a secret I will mention
Just one whiff will make him sweat
It's a brand new scent for ladies
With a name you won't forget!
Spray it, dab it...

If your husband's always out late
And you don't know where he goes
You could change the food you're cooking
Change your makeup, hair and clothes
But wouldn't it be simpler, dear
To snag him by his nose?
Spray it, dab it...

If a man you like is charming
And would make a special friend
Then perhaps a stunning fragrance
Would at last cause him to bend
And soon, that something borrowed
You will need someone to lend!
Spray it, dab it...


Use Mais Oui perfume!

#18 JoeyCentralCal

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 01:51 AM

If you want a man's attention
But he's playing hard to get
There's a secret I will mention
Just one whiff will make him sweat
It's a brand new scent for ladies
With a name you won't forget!
Spray it, dab it...

If your husband's always out late
And you don't know where he goes
You could change the food you're cooking
Change your makeup, hair and clothes
But wouldn't it be simpler, dear
To snag him by his nose?
Spray it, dab it...

If a man you like is charming
And would make a special friend
Then perhaps a stunning fragrance
Would at last cause him to bend
And soon, that something borrowed
You will need someone to lend!
Spray it, dab it...


Use Mais Oui perfume!

Bravo! :lucythrill:


Ryan Gossling * Emma Stone (Oscar Winner, Best Actress)

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SIX ACADEMY AWARDS!!!

(14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS)

 





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