Mot Morenzi Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Okay all... if we were entering that Lucille Ball look-a-like contest, what would our submissions be? "If you want to be a lady, then show a little class Make sure that you smell heavenly and not like methane gas Or else they all will laugh at you as it eeps out of your a**! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume!" Or: "When you are at your very best, all men will stop and stare They will smell your sweet aroma; see the sheen that's in your hair And every night will always end with your legs up in the air! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikidiki Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 I have honestly never seen anyone that looks like Lucille Ball! She's a class of her own! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 I have honestly never seen anyone that looks like Lucille Ball! She's a class of her own! And your jingle submission is... Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikidiki Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 And your jingle submission is... Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread LOL! Sorry, I completely read the original post incorrectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 LOL! Sorry, I completely read the original post incorrectly! Haha! Not to worry. You did make a good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume! Brian's on a roll!! Inspired! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Brian's on a roll!! Inspired! When is Brian NOT rolling?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Thanks guys! If you want some real attention, then buy Mais Ouis today And watch how nearly every man starts heading towards your way The only ones who will not care are obviously gay! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 I’d kick this boy a furlong, that tone-deaf kid KirBY. I’ll aim an atomizer filled with piss at LansbuRY Who wants do do the movie? Ang and Frankie say “May we?” Back off! Cower! Your grapes are sour. “Mame” will star LuCY. Yes, I know it's not about Mais Oui (only tangentially) and it really doesn't make any sense...and you have to put the accent on the wrong syllable of the rhyming words.....but it's what came into my head. My rolls are a little bumbier than Brian's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2013 LOL! More thought provoking than Jodie Foster's speech last night! "I have a brand new movie, the name of it is Mame The critics think it's awful but they love me just the same It's problems were not my fault; Gene Saks should take the blame! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 A dab of Mais Ouis perfume will make you smell so nice All eyes will be upon you and all noses sniffing thrice Our perfume will work wonders and it also can kill lice! Spray it, dab it, make it a habit! Use Mais Ouis Perfume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 The roses red are blooming and permeate the breeze Why not add another fragrence that can never fail to please But just don't overdo it, or else you'll make him sneeze! Spray it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up! "If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine! Spray it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mmadluv7 Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up! "If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine! Spray it..." When you sit by him at dinner, he'll take a whiff and swoon And surely he will whisk you, to a night of stars and moon another dab will do you, to last the whole night through spray it!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 If you're looking oh so pretty It will never fail to please But by adding some aroma you will soon be quite a tease It won't be long before some man will get you on your knees! Spray it... Some fellas find you sexy, and there's not doubt that you're hot But you'll make more of an impact with that perfume you just bought And then all men will volunteer to search for your g-spot! Spray it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 If you want a man's attention But he's playing hard to get There's a secret I will mention Just one whiff will make him sweat It's a brand new scent for ladies With a name you won't forget! Spray it, dab it... If your husband's always out late And you don't know where he goes You could change the food you're cooking Change your makeup, hair and clothes But wouldn't it be simpler, dear To snag him by his nose? Spray it, dab it... If a man you like is charming And would make a special friend Then perhaps a stunning fragrance Would at last cause him to bend And soon, that something borrowed You will need someone to lend! Spray it, dab it... Use Mais Oui perfume! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 If you want a man's attention But he's playing hard to get There's a secret I will mention Just one whiff will make him sweat It's a brand new scent for ladies With a name you won't forget! Spray it, dab it... If your husband's always out late And you don't know where he goes You could change the food you're cooking Change your makeup, hair and clothes But wouldn't it be simpler, dear To snag him by his nose? Spray it, dab it... If a man you like is charming And would make a special friend Then perhaps a stunning fragrance Would at last cause him to bend And soon, that something borrowed You will need someone to lend! Spray it, dab it... Use Mais Oui perfume! Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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