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  1. It's Ryan Murphy? Bolt the door, Mariah.

  2. She doesn't approve?! Now look here, Stretch!

  3. She borrowed some Ms? Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers --

  4. The Love Bug?! I thought Fred had been vaccinated for that.

  5. I would rather spit blood into a sink than look like Martha Raye.

  6. I don't play bitches. They make me so unhappy. ... You should call my sister.

  7. Brando isn't begging for a recurring role on Wagon Train.

    1. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Is the use of so many elipses really necessary?

    2. Brock

      Brock

      Am I the only one troubled by the syntax?

    3. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      We're not submitting it to the Library of Congress, Joan.

  8. You get the grey skies outta my way, you make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day...

  9. What's your name, sweetheart? / Sylvia. / Fuck off, Sylvia!

    1. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      She clearly had a toothache after chipping it on Joan's fake boob :D

    2. Irene Kampen Tripp
  10. Who's Pat Boone?

    1. tropicjeff

      tropicjeff

      It's not Perry Como

  11. So, I'll skip the part where Joe runs up the stairs....and down the stairs....and UP the stairs....and down the stairs....and UP!

  12. Hello deah, it's your mother, Debbie.

    1. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      One of my favourite moments from Carrie's writings :)

    2. Brock
  13. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh BOY do I have SISTERS!" - Eva Von Gronitz

  14. Yeah, fix your face.

  15. Oh. Goodbye, Florence.

    1. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      HELP! No name he'll know who it's from

  16. Eunice seems to be of the opinion that it was a seven.

    1. Mot Morenzi
    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Y'ain't playin' with a full deck, Eunice!

  17. I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes?

  18. So shines a good deed in a weary world.

    1. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      I can't go on forever, and I don't really want to try ...

  19. I don't want to stay in Europe anyway. It's SO OLD!

    1. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      DON'T you SWITTIE me you Cuban wool puller! OOOOOHHH! >:(

  20. Dorothy, if he were gay BEFORE he would have had better taste in jewellery!

    1. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      I'd do anything for Doug, and he'd bend over backwards for me!

       

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      The man's as gay as a picnic basket!

  21. If you like hep, you a stay up late for the Betty Grable movie. Think Vera Hruba Ralston's groovy. Quote every speech by Herbert Hoovey...

  22. What are you, a bird watcher?

  23. I've got Garbo, Gable, Garland, Grable, Gish, Gish (Dorothy and Lillian), Gardner, Garfield, Garson, Glynn -- Sonny Tufts? How'd that get in? Janet Gaynor, Cary Grant and Paulette Goddard too. I've even got a note John Gilbert wrote that says, 'My best to you. I'm a very lucky man, for you're my fan. All my love to Celebrity Lu.'

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    2. Freddie2

      Freddie2

      Cuz I ran outta space!

    3. Neil

      Neil

      I've got Lionel and John and Ethel Barrymoore; Groucho and Chico and Harpo and Zeppo and Gummo Marx; Jane Fonda, Peter Fonda, Henry Fonda.....who needs Jolson? I've got TWO of Larry Parks.

    4. Brock

      Brock

      I've got Helen Twelvetrees (Helen Twelvetrees!) Aldo Ray. (Aldo Ray!) Butterfly McQueen. (Butterfly McQueen!) Turhan Bey. (Turhan Bey!) Franklin Pangborn. (Franklin Pangborn!) Andrea King. (Andrea King!) Vera Hruba Ralson. (Very Hruba Ralston!) Toby Wing. (Toby Wing!)

  24. You heard the oyster counter!

  25. You can't miss her: her hair is dyed... and her brain isn't too long for this world, either.

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