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Mot Morenzi

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  1. Well, I'm not one to complain, but I had a miserable night!

    1. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      Is breakfast ready DEAR?

       

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Food always tastes different when they fix it...I don't know WHAT they do to it!

  2. Couldn't you have made that one a seven?

    1. Brock

      Brock

      Give me a pen and I will.

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Do you dare? Nah, the paper would frown on that.

    3. Brock

      Brock

      The treasury department would make a face, too.

  3. Usually there's some sign when Lilith is in town: dogs forming into packs, blood weeping from the walls.

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    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Lucille, send Mr. Carr home!

    3. Freddie2

      Freddie2

      Sea kelp? That's funny, I thought you said "Seek Help"!

    4. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      You can spit the pits in here.

  4. Black? Benjamin wasn't black, he was from New Jersey!

    1. Brock

      Brock

      I went to the senior prom with a YANKKUH!

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      And to think they made a movie about that deadbeat Ghandi...

    3. Brock

      Brock

      You're a Profile in Courage, Blanche.

       

  5. Joan used to use Bette's bras as shoulder pads.

  6. Look, I'm off booze. I can't give up cigarettes, they're my only friends.

  7. HELP! I'm trapped in a small, private elevator!

  8. I am not going to do this slice of Americana with the very British Miss Vivien Leigh. Who'd believe her as a Southern Belle?

  9. I'm sorry you're not camera ready, Bette, but we don't have eight hours to wait for you to put your face on.

  10. My Joan is FAAAAR worse than your Joan!

  11. Would you please stop referring to me as an OLD broad!?

    1. Brock

      Brock

      When Germany invaded Austria? / No, when I was labelled Box Office Poison!

  12. This is gonna be a long goddamn week...

    1. Brock

      Brock

      Okay.. h'WHAT a dump! / (Victor Buono SQUEE!)

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      That BITCH Ann Baxter!

    3. Brock

      Brock

      It was Gloria Swanson who was robbed in 1950, not youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, BITCH!

  13. Mr. Corey, Joan Crawford's headed this way and she's not slowing down.

    1. Brock

      Brock

      Haaaaaaa! The best teaser. I've been on such a Krawford Kick lately.

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      I really need to re-watch Baby Jane to prepare for this.

  14. I'm gonna make a bust of myself.

  15. Lotus Bud has been figuring out names according to numerology, and it seems his name should be Mot Morenzi. So, now it is.

    1. Brock

      Brock

      Better luck next time, Genevieve.

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      I was adding up the wrong numbers and coming up with Xavier.

    3. Irene Kampen Tripp

      Irene Kampen Tripp

      I LOVE your new name!!! Very good!!

  16. Your champagne glasses are scratching my piano!

    1. Freddie2

      Freddie2

      What do you really think of this room? Eve did it herself, you know, and I wouldn't blame the room if it did it right back to her.

    2. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Oh reeeeeeaallllly?

  17. Mr. and Mrs. Massey described the two women as a middle-aged dishwater blonde...

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    2. chedderchester

      chedderchester

      And a wild eyed frowsy redhead

       

    3. Mot Morenzi

      Mot Morenzi

      Dishwater Mertz and Frowsy Ricardo.

    4. Brock

      Brock

      It's for you, Frowsy!

  18. Surely we know two men who are single and attractive...

  19. CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!

  20. Nothing personal, dear, but you've never told me anything distinctly in your whole life.

  21. No panty line because...no panties.

  22. Cascabeles, cascabeles, tra la la la la Que alegría todo el día, que felicidad

  23. Lucy's in an awful mess...never mind what else is new!

    1. Neil

      Neil

      Two of my favorite Vivian Vance line deliveries in one scene. That and "Stop saying Madam you've got the wrong number"

    2. Mot Morenzi
  24. This janitor's in love with this red-headed ashtray.

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