HarryCarter Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Mr. Phillips: I want you to order a special briefcase for Mrs. Carmichael for her to keep her stock information inside of. The embossed leather kind. Miss Rose: Yes, Mr. Phillips. Mr. Phillips: What's your first name? Lucy: Lucy. Mr. Phillips: Lucy! That's very nice. Her name is Lucy Carmichael. I want that in gold lettering. Lucy: Gold lettering? In that case, perhaps you should make it "Lucille." Mr. Phillips: Miss Rose, could you make that "Lucille?" Lucy: With three Ls. Mr. Phillips: Three Ls?! Lucy: Yes, one at the beginning and two near the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Listen, Eve Whitney didn't always look like that! How do you know that? I overheard her when Bill Hall cornered her and asked to hear the story of her life! How about that! Wasn't that nauseating?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Ricky: Tell me the story. Little Ricky: Yeah, Mommy, tell us a story. Lucy: A story? All right, dear. Once upon a time there were three bears. Mama Bear, Papa Bear... Ricky: LUCY! Lucy: Lucy Bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Ricky: Give me the Dock Agent! Dock Agent: Dock Agent speaking. Ricky: Say, Doc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Are you going to be a dumb bunny too? Eh, what's up, doc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Lucy: Don't just stand there! Throw something! Throw something! YEAH! Here! Ricky: This is worse than the time you loused up my screen test! Lucy: Yeah! It's worse than when we got arrested in Tennessee! Ricky: Yeah! *smash* Lucy: It's worse than when we were handcuffed together for 48 hours! Ricky: YEAH! *smash* Lucy: It's worse than when I loused up your nightclub act all those times! Ricky: YEAH! YEAH! *smash* Lucy: Here! Here! Ricky: WHAT'S THIS FOR?! Lucy: I DUNNO, BUT SMASH IT ANYWAY AND I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE SENT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted June 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 I'll have you know that in my day I was often mistaken for one of the Barrymores. Oh? Which one? Does it matter? Yeah, one of 'em was Ethel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Lucy: It might be hard for me to get Ethel on such short notice. You know how busy celebrities are. Jerry: But, Mom, you told me you were her very best friend and there was nothing in the world she wouldn't do for you. Lucy: I said that? Viv: Sounds like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Bobby: YOU wouldn't Lucy: Oh wouldn't I.. BOBBY told everyone Cornel Wilde is up in the penthouse!!! Cornel Wilde!!! Cornel!! Bobby: Please! Gosh.. how can anybody be so pretty on the outside and so sneaky on the inside? Ethel: Isn't it awful? It's like smelling a rose and being stung by a bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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