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HarryCarter    999

Ethel Mae: When I saw you in that movie Lifeboat...

Lucy: Ethel Mae, will you please stop boring Miss Bankhead?

Tallulah: When Miss Bankhead is bored, Miss Bankhead will let you know.

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Brock    3,317

Mr. Littlefield: You'll enjoy Xavier Valdez. He's much more clever than Ricky Ricardo.

Mrs. Worthington Proudfoot: PLEASE! Reahhhlly! No one is more clever than Ricky Ricardo, PEASANT!

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:lucymeh: I shouldn't have married a hot-blooded Latin, I should have married a cold-blooded Swede.

 

 

:lucy1: This whole thing is Ricky's fault

:desi1: MY FAULT? :angry:

:lucy1: YES! If you hadn't left Cuba and come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we wouldn't be in Switzerland in the FIRST place! :angry:

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Brock    3,317
:lucy1: This will give us a chance to get acquainted. If you're going to live here we should know all about you. We'll tell you about us, and you tell us about you. I'll go first. What does your husband do? :D

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Magster    66

A. Snodgrass: You go first this time.

:lucy1: Okay, what do you do?

A. Snodgrass: what kind of jobs do you h -- NOW CUT THAT OUT! Now look ladies, I won't be able to find you a job unless you tell me what you really do. Now...what do you do? :wacko:

:lucy1: ...What kind of jobs do you have open? :unsure:

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HarryCarter    999

Mr. Barnsdahl: You'll have to get a job.

Viv: A job?! What can she do?

Mr. Barnsdahl: That's a good question. There hasn't been that much demand for a reckless spender.

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Brock    3,317

Walter: In Europe, long, slender feet are considered a sign of beauty.

Vivian: I'm a nine! :D

Lucy: Double X. She stamps out fires.

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Brock    3,317

:viv1: I don't think these Italian actresses are so much. Not one of 'em's got their hair combed.

:bill1: Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that I wouldn't care if you were bald!

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HarryCarter    999

:viv1: It isn't everyone who gets her arm in LIFE Magazine!

:lucy1: I don't want my arm in there. I want my face in there! If I'd know what they were up to, I'd have held the baby in my mouth.

:viv1: 20 million people read this magazine. Why, your arm will be famous!

:lucy1: Thanks. -_-

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HarryCarter    999

Lucy: We didn't go through the boys' money.

Fred: Ethel went through mind years ago.

Ricky: There's no use going through mine. I found a pearl in an oyster once.

Fred: Not my turn to win, either. I once found a diamond ring in a box of Cracker Jack.

Lucy: :lol: Oh, stop now! You stop joking!

Ethel: He's not joking. Where do you think he got this?

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Brock    3,317

:viv1: I hate to bother you, MRS. Ricardo, but I believe I left my diamond rings on your piano last night.

:lucy1: Yes, you did, MRS. Mertz. I would be happy to get them for you.

:viv1: Oh, don't bother, I'll get them. IF they're still there.

:lucy1: I don't know why you would worry. You can always buy another box of Cracker Jack.

:viv1: I'll have you know these are real diamonds.

:lucy1: HA!

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Brock    3,317

:desi1: Lucy, make sure that when you're ready to give Fred a ring.

:bill1: Yeah, Lucy. Gimme a ring!

:lucyshock: What are you talking about? I'll call you on the intercom. Why should I give you a ring? We have an intercom now. Why when all of the...

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Brock    3,317

LOL!

 

:lucy1: I'd do the same for you if you'd lost your wedding ring! :(

:viv1: If I'd have lost my wedding ring, you wouldn't have to find it -- you would just have to buy another box of Cracker Jack.

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