HarryCarter Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Viv: That was my son, Sherman. Dr. Eastman: Oh, does he take ballet lessons? Viv: No, he gives them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Lucy: This whole thing started because I needed $50 to fix the car. Viv: It was my car. McAdoo: And you are? Viv: I'm Vivian Bagley, her best friend. Yoo Hoo! Sherman! Look, I'm on television! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Lucy: Sherman!Sherman: Yeah?Lucy: You see that tree outside your window?Sherman: Yeah.Lucy: See that branch that looks like a baton?Sherman: Yeah.Lucy: Well, it is. Would you reach out and get it and give it to me, please?Viv: Lucy: You keep quiet. Sherman: Here it is. How did it get in the tree?Lucy: Never mind, Sherman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted October 12, 2013 Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 Lucy: IT'S MY WASHING MACHINE! Ethel: NO IT'S MY WASHING MACHINE! *it crashes down the balcony* Lucy: Look what happened to YOUR washing machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Mrs. Trumble: I want to talk to you about your washing machine. Lucy: You mean the Mertzes' washing machine. Mrs. Trumble: Well, whoever it belongs to. Lucy: It belongs to the Mertzes. Mrs. Trumble: Well, my nephew says he says he'll pay fifty dollars for it. Lucy: He'll pay fifty dollars for our washing machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 "You wun't swish apar'ments! But why??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 Honey, we're now living in the electric age. All you have to do now is flip a swish. We flip a swish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 LUCY: Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired? Rundown? Listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? Well the answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you spoon your way to health. All you do is take a big spoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. Just like candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I've got three knives. I beat you. I got a full house: three forks and a pair of spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Carlotta: This is quite a welcome. I didn't even think Ricky would remember me. Lucy, Oh, my dear, he would never forget you. Carlotta: That's nice. I guess I look a little different than what you expected, don't I? Lucy: Well, yes, I didn't expect anyone so pretty, and so charming and so full of... Well, so full of... Well, so full! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annaleigh Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 Ernie: ... I had a-hold of the wrong one. They're as alike as two peas in a pod, or two watermelons in a patch. So, when I seen that I had a-hold of Weensy, I turned her loose, walked right around her, which is no small trip, and I proposed to Teensy. And she turned me down. She said, "I a'int a-gonna play second fiddle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 18, 2013 Report Share Posted October 18, 2013 What do you want to start with? Chicken salad or peanut butter? I want to start with a proposal! Before we eat?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Lucy: Chickens! Let's raise chickens.Ricky: What about corn?Lucy: Why corn instead of chickens?Ricky: Well, we'll sleep a lot better. Corn doesn't crow at five o'clock in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Judge: Who belongs to who? Ricky: That one is mine. Danny: Those two are ours. Ethel: We raise chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 Ricky... I went out to MGM today and got you fired. What are you talking about? I went to MGM today and pretended I was your agent! YOU WHAT?!!!! Now you're getting it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 The trouble is Ricky hasn't got an agent. Someone to go in and fight for him. FRED! When will you learn to keep your big mouth shut? What did I do now? You just lit a fuse that may lead to the biggest Cuban explosion we've seen yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Lucy: All right, all right. I'll tell him.Ethel: Really?Lucy: If you'll stay here and give me moral support.Ethel: Okay.Lucy: Of course, when I tell him, I'll be holding Little Ricky. He wouldn't dare hit a woman with a baby in her arms.Ethel: Oh, that's a great idea!Lucy: I'll just say, 'Ricky, it's all a mistake dear. You didn't really get any call from Hollywood. Fred wrote the note and Ethel accidentally left it here and I innocently called you...'Fred: (interrupting) Now hold it. I'll stay on one condition. When you come to 'Fred wrote the note,' you hand me the baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 RICKY! Hollywood called and you got the job! Isn't it wonderful, honey? I love you! ...What, dear?... Well, who is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2013 Mrs. Carter: I will do my best to make new friends for this great country as I travel throughout the world! Miss Ball: You don't even leave town. It's just a car. That's it. Mrs. Carter: Until tonight there was something missing in my life. Miss Ball: Mrs. Carter: You don't know what it is to have a want for something and not know what it is you want! Miss Ball: I know what you're going to get. Mrs. Carter: Might I say this is the happiest moment of my life. I never dreamed that some day -- Miss Ball: Aw, shaddap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annaleigh Posted November 1, 2013 Report Share Posted November 1, 2013 Kim: Well everyone we know says you kinda look like Lucille Ball! Lucy Carter: I may look like Lucille Ball now but when I was young I looked like Ingrid Bergman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Ross Elliot: Are you the young lady who is going to do the commercial? Lucy: Yes sir. Ross: Well, I'm Ross Elliot, the director. Lucy: How do you do. I'm Lucille ... McGillicuddy. Ross: Ricky sure knows how to pick 'em! Lucy: Oh, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 8, 2013 Report Share Posted November 8, 2013 Ricky: Hi, Ross. You waiting for me? Ross: I came to see Lucy. We were discussing an article about you for Photoplay Magazine. Ricky: You and Lucy were discussing it? Lucy: It's called "What It's Like to Be Married to Ricky Ricardo." By ME! Ricky: What's the matter with you? You crazy or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Mooney: Colonel, I can assure you Mrs. Carmichael is innocent. Does she look like the kind of person who would hurt anybody? "Saul": You should see what she did to Carol Channing! Countess: I thought she was very good! Lucy: So did I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annaleigh Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Nurse: Well you certainly didn't waste anytime. Lucy: What do you mean? Nurse: Dr Murray is a very illegible bachelor. I've been dying to get him to take me out for years.... He wouldn't even take out my appendix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 You're hammy, you're stubborn and you're a coward. A coward?! She's really telling him. Eh, Tightwad? You said it, Tacky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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