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Mr. Phillips: I want you to order a special briefcase for Mrs. Carmichael for her to keep her stock information inside of. The embossed leather kind.

Miss Rose: Yes, Mr. Phillips.

Mr. Phillips: What's your first name?

Lucy: Lucy.

Mr. Phillips: Lucy! That's very nice. :D Her name is Lucy Carmichael. I want that in gold lettering.

Lucy: Gold lettering? In that case, perhaps you should make it "Lucille."

Mr. Phillips: Miss Rose, could you make that "Lucille?"

Lucy: With three Ls.

Mr. Phillips: Three Ls?!

Lucy: Yes, one at the beginning and two near the end.

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:lucy1: Listen, Eve Whitney didn't always look like that!

:viv1: How do you know that?

:lucy1: I overheard her when Bill Hall cornered her and asked to hear the story of her life!

:viv1: How about that!

:lucy1: Wasn't that nauseating?!!

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Ricky: Tell me the story.

Little Ricky: Yeah, Mommy, tell us a story.

Lucy: A story? All right, dear. Once upon a time there were three bears. Mama Bear, Papa Bear...

Ricky: LUCY!

Lucy: Lucy Bear!

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Lucy: Don't just stand there! Throw something! Throw something! YEAH! Here!

Ricky: This is worse than the time you loused up my screen test!

Lucy: Yeah! It's worse than when we got arrested in Tennessee!

Ricky: Yeah! *smash*

Lucy: It's worse than when we were handcuffed together for 48 hours!

Ricky: YEAH! *smash*

Lucy: It's worse than when I loused up your nightclub act all those times!

Ricky: YEAH! YEAH! *smash*

Lucy: Here! Here!

Ricky: WHAT'S THIS FOR?!

Lucy: I DUNNO, BUT SMASH IT ANYWAY AND I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE SENT UP!

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:gale1: I'll have you know that in my day I was often mistaken for one of the Barrymores.

:lucy2: Oh? Which one?

:gale1: Does it matter?

:lucy2: Yeah, one of 'em was Ethel!

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Lucy: It might be hard for me to get Ethel on such short notice. You know how busy celebrities are.

Jerry: But, Mom, you told me you were her very best friend and there was nothing in the world she wouldn't do for you.

Lucy: I said that?

Viv: Sounds like you.

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Bobby: YOU wouldn't

Lucy: Oh wouldn't I..  BOBBY told everyone Cornel Wilde is up in the penthouse!!!  Cornel Wilde!!! Cornel!!

Bobby: Please!  Gosh.. how can anybody be so pretty on the outside and so sneaky on the inside?

Ethel: Isn't it awful?  It's like smelling a rose and being stung by a bee.

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