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Frank: At the end of the day I'm glad I have ten children.

Helen: And I'm glad I have my eight.

Madeleine: And I'm glad I'm careful!

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:viv1: We figured out a way to pay for our trip to Europe!

:lucy1: And legitimately!

:bill1: How did you two manage that?

:viv1: I suddenly remembered the building was in my name, so... I mortgaged it! :D

:bill1::obrien:-_-

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Ruth Berle: Where is Mr. Berle?

Lucy: He's inside with a... friend of the family.

Ruth: Friend of the family?

Lucy: Miss Ruta Lee.

Ruth: Oh, how nice. Milton's been trying to get together with Ruta for a long time.

Lucy: Well, he got together with her all right.

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:viv1::bill1: When we get to a fork in the road, our head's in a terrible fight.

:bill1: My right head wants to go to the left.

:viv1: And my left wants to go to the right.

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Ross Elliott: Mrs. Ricardo! :rolleyes:

Ricky: Lucy, what are you doing?

Lucy: I lost my earing!

Ricky: Where?

Lucy: ...in the bedroom?

Ricky: Then what are you doing out here?

Lucy: ...the light's better?

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Ross Elliott: Mrs. Ricardo! :rolleyes:

Ricky: Lucy, what are you doing?

Lucy: I lost my earing!

Ricky: Where?

Lucy: ...in the bedroom?

Ricky: Then what are you doing out here?

Lucy: ...the light's better?

 

Jim: She said she's going hunting!

:desi1: Hunting, huntin' in the bedroom. That's the most ridiculous thing I *BOOM BOOM BOOM*

:lucydaze: A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, ladadedodedi a hunting we will go!

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Harry: Kim's busy. She's working, going to school two nights a week, and she's doing that play with that little theater group.

Lucy: What play are they doing? "I Don't Remember Mama?"

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Ginger Rogers: All signed! :) Although, I don't know why you wanted me to autograph a picture of Lassie.

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry! I must have grabbed the wrong picture from the frame at the drugstore.

Ginger: It was a natural mistake. After all, we do look quite a bit alike.

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:lucy1: My, this breakfast is delicious!

:desi1: Thank you! Who was that on the phone?

:lucy1: The drug store. You left your hat down there when you picked up these two breakfast orders.

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:lucysmirk: Hello, Mrs. Mulford, this is Lucy Ricardo. Yes, you know that darling little turquoise hat with the pearls that I liked so much yesterday? Would you put that on my charge and send it out, please? yes, on your fastest, speediest delivery. Thank you very much. *DOORBELL BUZZES* :lucydisgust:

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Ethel Mae: Mashed potatoes, Miss Bankhead?

Tallulah: No, thank you, dahling. Whenever I prepare for a play I always go on a strict diet, so no thank you. BUT! LIFE IS SHORT!!!! You only pahss this way once. Why not live a little. :D

Ethel Mae: (Wildly Applauding) Oh, Miss Bankhead! You sounded just like you did in The Little Foxes! :HALKING:

Tallulah: Oh, did you see me in The Little Foxes? :D

Ethel Mae: Five times!

Tallulah: Five times?! :D

Lucy: Ethel Mae.

Ethel Mae: I've seen every play you've ever been in! I've seen Dear Charles and The Green Hat, and They Knew What The Wanted, and The Skin of Our Teeth, and Rain, and Camille -- all your big hits! :HALKING:

Tallulah: You left out Private Lives. :(

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