Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: ...and years. Jack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: ...and years. Jack: Lucy: You've had years and years of experience. Tallulah: Well, not that many years, dahling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Tallulah: You know, I think it might be fun. I haven't been in a school since Nineteen Hundred and...well, for years and years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: Ethel was pretty popular, huh? Mr. Potter: Popular. She was so popular that they even elected her Miss Albuquerque of Nineteen Hundred and... Ethel: Daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 And now she and Betty are thick as thieves! WHAT'S SO HOT ALL OF A SUDDEN ABOUT BEING BORN IN ALBUQUERQUE?! I COULD HAVE BEEN BORN THERE MYSELF IF MY PARENTS HADN'T LIVED IN JAMESTOWN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: I'm 29. Rudy Springer: Come on, Mrs. Carter. You can't be 29. Lucy: You're right...but I will be on my next birthday. Rudy: 29? That means you were born in... Lucy: Jamestown, New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 We're from New York City... Upper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Name one time where I ever botched an electrical job. How about the time you tried to rewire your kitchen and the whole East side of New York was dark for 48 hours? Was it my fault that all that wiring was 20 years old? I'll bet you can't name another one. How about the time you tried to fix our TV set and the picture tube exploded? Do you want this thing set up or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Ethel: Do you have any bicarbonite of soda? Lucy: There's some in the kitchen. Look, here's a note from Ricky & Fred. (reads note, then enters kitchen) Oh no! No! (staggers back out into the living room) It's a mess! There's food everywhere! On the walls, on the floor, on the ceiling! (green) Ethel: I don't wanna clean it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Brubaker: We have lots of prizes today here on Everybody Wins because on yesterday's program...nobody won. Liz: Why don't they call it Everybody Loses? Brubaker: Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 She's raving mad! We better get out of this joint before she starts foamin' at the mouth and bites somebody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Me, mad?! Why should I be mad? On the contrary, I'm glad. Ve-ry glad! Why, when those four girls walked in here today it was the happiest day of my life! Lucy. And they didn't want ME to be in the pictures, I wanted to JUMP FOR JOY! Now honey... And when you all put on those bathing suits and trooped down to the pool I felt as if my fondest dreams had come true. And you thought I was mad. I was happy! HAPPY! H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 This is my emergency present. Emergency present, huh?... "Happy anniversary." "Happy Mothers' Day." "Happy birthday." "Merry Christmas." And, oh, here's a pip: "I'm sorry, dear, can't we please be friends again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 Ethel Mertz, you make me so mad! What did I do?! You told me what my anniversary present was now I won't be surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 If you traded places with me, you'd be surprised. Believe me, if I traded places with you, you'd be surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 And that's an ultimatum! An ULTIMATUM?! Well, frankly, I'm not surprised. I am; I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 20, 2012 Report Share Posted November 20, 2012 That is not a look of surprise. Yes, it is. I'd be surprised my ribs aren't broken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Ethel called and told me all about it. I thought you wanted to be surprised. I want to be surprised, but I don't want to be surprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Lucy, you peeked! Yes, kinda, but I love them! I've loved them for a whole day. But I wanted you to be surprised! I was surprised when I found them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 We're only going to be there a month! Exactly! We're going to be there a WHOLE. MONTH. It sounds longer when you say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I don't know what I'll do with you gone for two months. Well, at least the kitchen door and your tongue will get a little rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 I thought you said you needed rest. What do you think I've been resting up for?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 It's true! I had lunch with Clark Gable. I was at Perrino's and Clark was there and we ate lunch together... at different tables, but together doesn't necessarily mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Carolyn: All I saw were two redheaded blurs and Ethel told me those were you and Van Johnson! Lucy: Oh, so you didn't see Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon and Hedy Lamarr? They're all down there by the pool. Ethel: They are?! Lucy: Yes. Oh, they're still there! Hello Clark! Hello Walter! Hello Hedy! Carolyn: Ooh, let's go down there and see them up close! Lucy: Oh. GOODBYE CLARK! GOODBYE WALTER! GOODBYE HEDY! They're off to the races. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted December 7, 2012 Report Share Posted December 7, 2012 Lucy: Did you see Van Johnson? Ethel: Where? Lucy: He got in the elevator just as we got off. Ethel: That wasn't Van Johnson. Lucy: Sure it was. Wasn't that Van Johnson who got on the elevator? Bobby: No, ma'am. That was the house detective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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