HarryCarter Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Lucy: You don't have to get mad about your billfold and credit cards. I have those right here. All Harry has is the purse. Ginger: Now she tells me! Lucy: By the way, your drivers' license expires next week. Ginger: Well, apparently, Charlie Brown isn't the only one that has a Snoopy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Lucy: Are you looking for tickets for the football game? Fan: Yeah, but they're all sold out. Lucy: Well, maybe you and I can make a little deal. Fan: (looks her up and down) I'm more interested in the football game! Lucy: Harry: Any luck? Lucy: NO! Thank goodness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Where did you ever learn so much about football? I've got a crush on Howard Cosell. Howard Coswell?! There's just something about him that appeals to me. Like what? I think it's his voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted August 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Stuntman 1: Look, Mister, we’ve been Hollywood stuntmen for years. Harry: I don’t want anyone to get hurt. Stuntman: Don’t worry. Nobody is going to get hurt! Let’s give him a demonstration, Bruce. Stuntman 2: Okay. Harry: Bruce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 3, 2013 Report Share Posted September 3, 2013 Lucy: Little Ricky, Bruce is here! Little Ricky: Hi, Ramsey! Bruce: Hi, Ricardo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 If Ricky comes in, you could say it's the Ramseys on their way to a costume party! You know, Ralph's in the front and Betty's in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted September 7, 2013 Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 What horse... What stairs.... What hous e? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2013 Did you hear that? Hear what? It sounded like a horse. That was me. *imitates horse neigh* That's right, Rick. Ethel has been eating like a horse for so long now she's commencin' to sound like one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annaleigh Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 I had a pencil around here what happened to it? Maybe Ethel ate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 11, 2013 Report Share Posted September 11, 2013 Ricky: What did you do with the cheese, honey? Ethel: We ate it! Customs officer: You and Mrs. Ricardo ate 25 pounds of cheese? Oh, come now! Fred: Oh, it's possible. I've seen my wife sit down and polish off a whole... Ethel: Oh, shut up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2013 It's true, I vanced with DANCED with Van Johnson this afternoon! Vanced with dance? What is that? She's gone completely, this girl! *picks up phone* Hello? Oh, Hello Van! How are you, boy? My WIFE?! Yes, she's right here. Hello, Van! Oh? Who me? Yes, I'll be right down. Yes. Goodbye. Van's partner is ill and he wants me to dance with him tonight. You?! Yes. I'm off to rehearsal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 17, 2013 Report Share Posted September 17, 2013 What do you mean telling Caroline I would sneak her in the back of the ballroom? You seen Van Johnson's show just as often as I have. What does Van's partner look like? She's rather tall and has red hair. And how far can Caroline see without her glasses? She said she could only see from... . You're little brain wasn't asleep it was just catnapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Dorie: We know all about these women problems, don't we? Come down here and sit beside me. Now tell me, what does Mister Gooch do? Agnes: Oh, my father passed on. Dorie: No, no, dear. I meant your husband. Agnes: I'm a bachelor girl. My baby's going to be a little bas-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Tallulah: "My heart speaketh in clarion tones that beat like an avanvil inside my breast. My heart cries 'yea, yea, yea'".... Who wrote this?! Ida Thompson: My husband! Tallulah: How divine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 What does she have that we don't? No husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Lucy: Miss Lewis, I was talking to my husband... Miss Lewis: Oh, husband! That's the most beautiful word in the English language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 There we are, the sun is pouring down, it's broiling! We're thirsty! Our throats are parched! Water! Water! Waaater! Water. If I had only learned to drive I could save us all. Water. Water! WATER! Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ter! Are you getting my message? No. Why didn't you say so? That hurt my throat. Come on, teach me to drive! Nope. You'll be sorry. I'm going to nag you about this. I'm not going to let you alone for a minute until you promise -- Okay, okay, okay! I'll teach you. Well! Those are the most beautiful words I've ever heard. I'll titch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 How's Ricky? I called the doctor and it's more serious than I thought. He has a virus that settled in his throat. Is it bad? Well, the doctor said if he's gonna be in the show, he'd have to stay in bed a whole week and not talk. Not talk at all? Not a word. Gee, imagine not being able to talk for seven whole days. Why don't you hang around here? Maybe you can catch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Lucy: I guess you're slightly annoyed with me... Richard: There is a press party tonight. All the columnists have to see that ring. Come on! Harry: Where are you taking her?! Lucy: WHO CARES?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Elizabeth: What are we going to do about the press party, luv? Richard: I guess we'll have to call off the press party, luv. Lucy: I've got an idea, luv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 I have an idea! How can you stand there an say those four horrible words I've got an idea?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 It was from Harry that I learned the meaning of those three little words. "I love you?" No. "It's Dutch treat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 Oh, aren't these beautiful? They must be from RIcky. Yeah, they're from Ricky. Oh, yeah? Look at the card. Fine, you look at the card and then you will know who my Mystery Lover is! Darling, I love you! I love you! I love you! Eternally yours, Fred. FRED?!!! Fred who? You know "Fred Who"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 11, 2013 Report Share Posted October 11, 2013 "Darling, sweets to the sweet. Signed, devotedly, Lover Boy." Isn't that cute? I wonder who it's from. Huh? Well, I suppose it's from Ricky. You darn well know it is. Well, it could be from somebody else, except I recognize his handwriting and don't know any other Lover Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2013 I've been taking singing lessons! You've been taking singing lessons? Yep! My husband calls me his own little canary! Isn't that cute, Mr. Mooney? Cute? A 150 pound canary?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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