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Mot Morenzi    1,426

Funeral held for Carmichael family friend Cynthia; Died after eating Jell-O Pudding at house with no phone.

 

Headline from 2057: Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lawrence cast in "Feud: Susan and Jessica"

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Freddie2    806

Disgruntled Womens' Club member apprehended by police officers after storming the stage during a highly politicized production of The Pleasent Peasent.

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Mot Morenzi    1,426

Disgruntled Womens' Club member apprehended by police officers after storming the stage during a highly politicized production of The Pleasent Peasent.

:marionstrong:

 

Highly politicized...I take it there's now a "We Are the 99%" number or something?

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Brock    3,317

Funeral held for Carmichael family friend Cynthia; Died after eating Jell-O Pudding at house with no phone.

 

 

:hlLOL: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mot Morenzi    1,426

Walley graduates with honors from Janet Waldo's School for Stage Crying

 

Method actress Blanchett insists on real alcohol in prop Vitametavegamin bottles

 

In ironic twist, newcomer Xavier Valdez to play Arnaz in Sorkin Lucy biopic

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Mot Morenzi    1,426

Shoot if you must this old redhead! - Running out of confederate monuments to target, Antifa turns attention to Lucille Ball statues, in order to send a message to those who disavow communism.

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Mot Morenzi    1,426

Frawley, Vance to launch "Williviv Productions" after I Love Lucy wraps

"Adventures of a Second Banana" pilot fails to sell - Would've starred Joanne Dru as Vance, Charles Lane as Frawley

Ann Sothern to audition for new Vance, Frawley property starring Barbara Eden

Sothern storms off "Williviv" lot after Frawley makes "bustle" joke

Vance bemoans producing new Streisand special - "She's still a real little sh*t!"

"You do that every night!?" - Ball incredulous at Bill's business management skills

"Williviv" issues memo to reject any Cara Williams, Joan Davis pilot proposals

"Here's Timmy" - Production on new, unscripted Tim Conway vehicle begins

Vicki Lawrence declines "Timmy" co-star role -"That little a**hole ain't through yet!""

Frawley buys out Vance - reworks company into Yankees souvenir supplier

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Neil    1,300

Willviv options Desilu's failed Maggie Brown pilot and recasts with Merman understudy Vivan Vance

Willviv's variety show pilot "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones" sits on the shelf next to "Maggie Brown"

Under Frawley's helm, Willviv submits their sitcom pilot script "The Betty Grable Show" to Betty in which she falls "legs over heels" for a slightly-older diary-writing ex-vaudevillian.    Grable's agent: "Nertz!!"

 

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Mot Morenzi    1,426
54 minutes ago, Neil said:

Willviv options Desilu's failed Maggie Brown pilot and recasts with Merman understudy Vivan Vance

Willviv's variety show pilot "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones" sits on the shelf next to "Maggie Brown"

Under Frawley's helm, Willviv submits their sitcom pilot script "The Betty Grable Show" to Betty in which she falls "legs over heels" for a slightly-older diary-writing ex-vaudevillian.    Grable's agent: "Nertz!!"

Love these! I'd watch them all, even "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones."

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Freddie2    806

Trouble abounds on the set of new Lucy Calls The President reboot as technicians have a hell of a time trying to balance contrast between Ball’s hair and President’s skin. 

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Twitter war errupts with redhead from Bundy, Indiana. President won't come for visit now as he's offended by the orange jello model in the shape of his head. 

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Mot Morenzi    1,426
1 hour ago, Freddie2 said:

Trouble abounds on the set of new Lucy Calls The President reboot as technicians have a hell of a time trying to balance contrast between Ball’s hair and President’s skin. 

 

21 minutes ago, Luvsbway said:

Twitter war errupts with redhead from Bundy, Indiana. President won't come for visit now as he's offended by the orange jello model in the shape of his head. 

Absolutely hysterical! 

With special guest caller Ivana Trump. "I can still come for supper, dahling. Remember, don't get mad, get everything!"

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Luvsbway    1,967
10 minutes ago, Mot Morenzi said:

Former MGM redhead Lucille B. lands new CBS sitcom

THE NEXT DAY:

Disappointed Bremer leaves CBS offices after getting hopes up

Oh this is great. 

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Freddie2    806

Manhattan Nightclub Performer Claims to Be Latest in String of "Suspicious Package" Recipients

NYPD was on the scene at the home of Tropicana Headliner Ricky Ricardo this morning when a mysterious package arrived at his door. Fearing that he was the latest in a lineup of targets that includes former president Barack Obama and Congresswoman Maxine Waters, the "Babalu" singer said he only contacted authorities at the urging of his wife, Lucille, who claimed to have no clue where the package could have come from. The bomb squad arrived at 623 East 68th Street at 10:17 AM as the building was being evacuated. The package was opened and revealed to contain nothing but a new hat, recently purchased at the Gimbel's Basement Sale. According to a testimony from the Ricardo's landlady, Mrs. Frederick H. Mertz, Mrs. Ricardo purchased the hat with hopes that her husband wouldn't discover it. As soon as he did, she created the "suspicious package" ruse to avoid being chastised for her spendthrift ways. When questioned, other residents of the apartment building said they had no plans to press charges against the Ricardo's, stating that "this kind of thing happens all the time around here."

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Mot Morenzi    1,426
7 hours ago, Freddie2 said:

Manhattan Nightclub Performer Claims to Be Latest in String of "Suspicious Package" Recipients

NYPD was on the scene at the home of Tropicana Headliner Ricky Ricardo this morning when a mysterious package arrived at his door. Fearing that he was the latest in a lineup of targets that includes former president Barack Obama and Congresswoman Maxine Waters, the "Babalu" singer said he only contacted authorities at the urging of his wife, Lucille, who claimed to have no clue where the package could have come from. The bomb squad arrived at 623 East 68th Street at 10:17 AM as the building was being evacuated. The package was opened and revealed to contain nothing but a new hat, recently purchased at the Gimbel's Basement Sale. According to a testimony from the Ricardo's landlady, Mrs. Frederick H. Mertz, Mrs. Ricardo purchased the hat with hopes that her husband wouldn't discover it. As soon as he did, she created the "suspicious package" ruse to avoid being chastised for her spendthrift ways. When questioned, other residents of the apartment building said they had no plans to press charges against the Ricardo's, stating that "this kind of thing happens all the time around here."

This is great! Would definitely make a viable plot for a modern-day episode. 

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Brock    3,317
On 10/26/2018 at 4:51 PM, Freddie2 said:

Manhattan Nightclub Performer Claims to Be Latest in String of "Suspicious Package" Recipients

NYPD was on the scene at the home of Tropicana Headliner Ricky Ricardo this morning when a mysterious package arrived at his door. Fearing that he was the latest in a lineup of targets that includes former president Barack Obama and Congresswoman Maxine Waters, the "Babalu" singer said he only contacted authorities at the urging of his wife, Lucille, who claimed to have no clue where the package could have come from. The bomb squad arrived at 623 East 68th Street at 10:17 AM as the building was being evacuated. The package was opened and revealed to contain nothing but a new hat, recently purchased at the Gimbel's Basement Sale. According to a testimony from the Ricardo's landlady, Mrs. Frederick H. Mertz, Mrs. Ricardo purchased the hat with hopes that her husband wouldn't discover it. As soon as he did, she created the "suspicious package" ruse to avoid being chastised for her spendthrift ways. When questioned, other residents of the apartment building said they had no plans to press charges against the Ricardo's, stating that "this kind of thing happens all the time around here."

Fantastic! 

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