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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Does Donald Really Love Melania? - Presidential nominee brags to Billy Bush that "a man should have as many girls as he has hairs in his pompadour."

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Funeral held for Carmichael family friend Cynthia; Died after eating Jell-O Pudding at house with no phone.

 

Headline from 2057: Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Lawrence cast in "Feud: Susan and Jessica"

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Disgruntled Womens' Club member apprehended by police officers after storming the stage during a highly politicized production of The Pleasent Peasent.

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Disgruntled Womens' Club member apprehended by police officers after storming the stage during a highly politicized production of The Pleasent Peasent.

:marionstrong:

 

Highly politicized...I take it there's now a "We Are the 99%" number or something?

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Brock    3,169

Funeral held for Carmichael family friend Cynthia; Died after eating Jell-O Pudding at house with no phone.

 

 

:hlLOL: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Walley graduates with honors from Janet Waldo's School for Stage Crying

 

Method actress Blanchett insists on real alcohol in prop Vitametavegamin bottles

 

In ironic twist, newcomer Xavier Valdez to play Arnaz in Sorkin Lucy biopic

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

these are hilarious.

By "Walley" are you referring to Deborah Walley?

Indeed I am. Deborah "I never want to see JERRY...BUELL...AGAAAAAIIIN!" Walley.

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Shoot if you must this old redhead! - Running out of confederate monuments to target, Antifa turns attention to Lucille Ball statues, in order to send a message to those who disavow communism.

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Mot Morenzi    1,260

Frawley, Vance to launch "Williviv Productions" after I Love Lucy wraps

"Adventures of a Second Banana" pilot fails to sell - Would've starred Joanne Dru as Vance, Charles Lane as Frawley

Ann Sothern to audition for new Vance, Frawley property starring Barbara Eden

Sothern storms off "Williviv" lot after Frawley makes "bustle" joke

Vance bemoans producing new Streisand special - "She's still a real little sh*t!"

"You do that every night!?" - Ball incredulous at Bill's business management skills

"Williviv" issues memo to reject any Cara Williams, Joan Davis pilot proposals

"Here's Timmy" - Production on new, unscripted Tim Conway vehicle begins

Vicki Lawrence declines "Timmy" co-star role -"That little a**hole ain't through yet!""

Frawley buys out Vance - reworks company into Yankees souvenir supplier

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Neil    1,171

Willviv options Desilu's failed Maggie Brown pilot and recasts with Merman understudy Vivan Vance

Willviv's variety show pilot "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones" sits on the shelf next to "Maggie Brown"

Under Frawley's helm, Willviv submits their sitcom pilot script "The Betty Grable Show" to Betty in which she falls "legs over heels" for a slightly-older diary-writing ex-vaudevillian.    Grable's agent: "Nertz!!"

 

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Mot Morenzi    1,260
54 minutes ago, Neil said:

Willviv options Desilu's failed Maggie Brown pilot and recasts with Merman understudy Vivan Vance

Willviv's variety show pilot "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones" sits on the shelf next to "Maggie Brown"

Under Frawley's helm, Willviv submits their sitcom pilot script "The Betty Grable Show" to Betty in which she falls "legs over heels" for a slightly-older diary-writing ex-vaudevillian.    Grable's agent: "Nertz!!"

Love these! I'd watch them all, even "Bill Frawley Sings the Old Ones."

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