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33 minutes ago, Freddie2 said:

I want to officially start a petition for Ed Asner to be the new Curtis.

That is genius. Even if it isn't a LWL remake, I think Carole and Ed should get a TV Land sitcom pronto!

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5 hours ago, Mot Morenzi said:

Huffman to reprise Lynette Scavo in "Orange is the New Black"

 

5 hours ago, Mot Morenzi said:

Huffman to reprise Lynette Scavo in "Orange is the New Black"

:HALKING: Too soon?? Naw! ;)

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In an attempt to mine some of Amazon Prime's success with exploring the late 50s New York comedy scene, CBS All-Access will debut The Mediocre Mr. Morton this fall.

 

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14 minutes ago, Freddie2 said:

In an attempt to mine some of Amazon Prime's success with exploring the late 50s New York comedy scene, CBS All-Access will debut The Mediocre Mr. Morton this fall.

 

Ah, loving this. I don't know if I want to see the part we he bangs have the Rocketts.

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21 minutes ago, Freddie2 said:

In an attempt to mine some of Amazon Prime's success with exploring the late 50s New York comedy scene, CBS All-Access will debut The Mediocre Mr. Morton this fall.

 

Ahahaha, love it! 

I'd totally watch the spinoff,  The Brilliant Ms. Barra

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"Mames Maimed!"  where it is revealed that the skier who broadsided Lucy up at Snow Mass was Angela Lansbury, who later claimed she only intended to wish Lucy good luck in the show business "break a leg" tradition.  

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55 minutes ago, Neil said:

"Mames Maimed!"  where it is revealed that the skier who broadsided Lucy up at Snow Mass was Angela Lansbury, who later claimed she only intended to wish Lucy good luck in the show business "break a leg" tradition.  

OMG, this could've been one of Lucy's specials where she played herself, detailing the Mame feud. 

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On 9/19/2019 at 7:25 PM, Mot Morenzi said:

OMG, this could've been one of Lucy's specials where she played herself, detailing the Mame feud. 

In the vein of that surreal unproduced "Lucy Goes to Broadway" special, they could have done "Lucy Makes a Musical" with "good sport" guest stars Roz Russell, Angela, Ann Miller, Ann Sothern, Carole Cook and Ginger Rogers all angling for the part.  Aghast when Lucy is cast, they conspire to "help" her.

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  • G. Morton under fire for supplying Desilu employees with masks only 3/4 of the standard size in order to save money
  • Pistols 'n' Petticoats star to headline new Life Alert ad campaign: "Help, I've been pummeled by a redhead and I don't want to get up!"
  • Fox News pundit suggests that COVID-19 outbreak may just be a misdiagnosis of Gobloots
  • Los Angeles secretary who formerly claimed to have infected Patti Andrews with Coronavirus now contends that it was "just a bite from a tsetse fly"
  • White House press conferences revealed to contain canned reactions from reporters when anal-retentive sitcom fan points out Dede Ball "Uh-Oh" spliced in after President's gaffe
  • Cuban Pete and Sally Sweet to reunite online for a "Chick-Chicky-ZOOM" benefit
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13 hours ago, Freddie2 said:
  • G. Morton under fire for supplying Desilu employees with masks only 3/4 of the standard size in order to save money
  • Pistols 'n' Petticoats star to headline new Life Alert ad campaign: "Help, I've been pummeled by a redhead and I don't want to get up!"
  • Fox News pundit suggests that COVID-19 outbreak may just be a misdiagnosis of Gobloots
  • Los Angeles secretary who formerly claimed to have infected Patti Andrews with Coronavirus now contends that it was "just a bite from a tsetse fly"
  • White House press conferences revealed to contain canned reactions from reporters when anal-retentive sitcom fan points out Dede Ball "Uh-Oh" spliced in after President's gaffe
  • Cuban Pete and Sally Sweet to reunite online for a "Chick-Chicky-ZOOM" benefit

OMG these are hysterical. I especially love the disease really being Gobloots and Gary being stingy with the masks. And the "uh-oh" reaction to Trump, somebody should actually splice those in to his press conferences (Yoo-hoo, Neil!) :D 

  • YouTube sees explosion of drunken viral videos as "Vitametavegamin" revealed to prevent COVID-19
  • Vance delights as quarantine measures keep her away from Frawley, all scenes shot individually
  • Little Ricky, Stevie Appleby diagnosed with coronavirus, mothers turn recovery into competition
  • Owner of Unique Employment Agency self-isolates after displaying symptoms, turns out to just be Peeper-Poopers
  • Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League stages televised charity concert for COVID-19 during lockdown, redhead slammed for choosing "Downtown" as solo
  • "Here's Lucy" cast livestreams script reading, Morton decides to stick with format post-lockdown to cut costs
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22 hours ago, Freddie2 said:
  • G. Morton under fire for supplying Desilu employees with masks only 3/4 of the standard size in order to save money
  • Pistols 'n' Petticoats star to headline new Life Alert ad campaign: "Help, I've been pummeled by a redhead and I don't want to get up!"
  • Fox News pundit suggests that COVID-19 outbreak may just be a misdiagnosis of Gobloots
  • Los Angeles secretary who formerly claimed to have infected Patti Andrews with Coronavirus now contends that it was "just a bite from a tsetse fly"
  • White House press conferences revealed to contain canned reactions from reporters when anal-retentive sitcom fan points out Dede Ball "Uh-Oh" spliced in after President's gaffe
  • Cuban Pete and Sally Sweet to reunite online for a "Chick-Chicky-ZOOM" benefit

These are TOOOO hilarious.  Hard to pick favorite, but Gary's 3/4 size masks made me do a Mrs. McGillicuddy laugh.

I'd forgotten about the whole Patty Andrews tsetse fly story.  Pretty wacko even by Here's Lucy standards.

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  • Fabray intends to use new Desilu vehicle to write off her cosmetic surgeries as a business expense: No Nose Nanette will premiere this fall

Just thought of that one last night after watching an interview with Ms. Fabray.

 

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2 hours ago, Freddie2 said:
  • Fabray intends to use new Desilu vehicle to write off her cosmetic surgeries as a business expense: No Nose Nanette will premiere this fall

Just thought of that one last night after watching an interview with Ms. Fabray.

Holy cow, she really DIDN'T have much of a nose! I'd never really noticed before.

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