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[Neil]

If Flo started the rumour in 1963 when he was 22, this episode would be in about 1965...making him 7 - 9 years off the mark.

 

Maybe I'm confusing Rhodes Reason and Robert Rockwell (and Ricky Ricardo?)

[Luvsbway]

Men Are Methy

 

With bathroom rights after the apartment has been divided Ricky and Fred discover Lucy's new bath salts. While high on a trip they decide to get into the sale of meth for extra cash. After blowing up the apartment they have to spend their profits on the cleanup.

[Annaleigh]

Men Are Methy

 

With bathroom rights after the apartment has been divided Ricky and Fred discover Lucy's new bath salts. While high on a trip they decide to get into the sale of meth for extra cash. After blowing up the apartment they have to spend their profits on the cleanup.

So bad but so funny! Lmfaooo!

[Mot Morenzi]

Men Are Methy

 

With bathroom rights after the apartment has been divided Ricky and Fred discover Lucy's new bath salts. While high on a trip they decide to get into the sale of meth for extra cash. After blowing up the apartment they have to spend their profits on the cleanup.

 

 

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[Brock]

In honour of the upcoming release of Season 6 of TLS:

 

Mooney’s Other Husband

Despite their respective spouse and love interest, Mooney and the very earthy Ace Winthrop can’t stop thinking about each other and decide to have a clandestine weekend in Vegas over the Easter Holiday weekend. With Mooney out of town “on bank business”, Lucy and Mary Jane decide to perk up Irma’s spirit of the holidays with a girls’ trip to Vegas, and what they discover shocks them.

Guest Star: Bea Arthur as Irma

 

Lucy, the Star Shaker

After helping Irma drown her sorrows in Sin City, Lucy wakes up to discover two stars tattooed in the most inappropriate places.

 

Little Old Loose-y

Lucy’s Aunt Agatha is back in town, but this time with a little celebrity under her belt. Although no longer the health nut she once was, after moving into a singles apartment, she has devised a new Weight Loss Through Sex Diet and is making the rounds on local talk shows. When Mr. Mooney decides he wants to invest in her business, Aunt Agatha insists that he stay committed to her program for one month solid before signing the contract.

 

Lucy Gets Mooney’s Sire

Mr. Mooney is aghast when his father comes for his and Irma’s wedding anniversary and takes a shine to Mrs. Carmichael and what follows is an episode of dream sequences of various nightmares Mooney has about Lucy becoming his stepmother.

 

Lucy, The Mule Hustler

Lucy once again dons her Juan Jose outfit and becomes the leader of an extensive ring of Mexican drug mules doing a booming business in the greater Los Angeles Area.

 

Lucy Gets Evolved

On another undercover mission at the Hairy Ape, Itchy Walton enlists Lucy to help him with a new area of his thesis – the Free Love Movement. After a trip on LSD, Lucy becomes fully committed to the cause while Itchy goes off the deep end.

 

Lucy & The Lost Starlet

Lucy and Viv break down in front of Renee Zellweger’s house, convinced she has hit the skids (she has). Lucy, Viv and Mooney team up to help Zellweger (“Bridget Jones!” exclaims Viv) revive her career and stage a benefit stage production of The Lemon Drop Kid as, Mr. Mooney explains, Renee has the perfect face for it.

[Mot Morenzi]

In honour of the upcoming release of Season 6 of TLS:

 

Mooney’s Other Husband

Despite their respective spouse and love interest, Mooney and the very earthy Ace Winthrop can’t stop thinking about each other and decide to have a clandestine weekend in Vegas over the Easter Holiday weekend. With Mooney out of town “on bank business”, Lucy and Mary Jane decide to perk up Irma’s spirit of the holidays with a girls’ trip to Vegas, and what they discover shocks them.

Guest Star: Bea Arthur as Irma

 

Lucy, the Star Shaker

After helping Irma drown her sorrows in Sin City, Lucy wakes up to discover two stars tattooed in the most inappropriate places.

 

Little Old Loose-y

Lucy’s Aunt Agatha is back in town, but this time with a little celebrity under her belt. Although no longer the health nut she once was, after moving into a singles apartment, she has devised a new Weight Loss Through Sex Diet and is making the rounds on local talk shows. When Mr. Mooney decides he wants to invest in her business, Aunt Agatha insists that he stay committed to her program for one month solid before signing the contract.

 

Lucy Gets Mooney’s Sire

Mr. Mooney is aghast when his father comes for his and Irma’s wedding anniversary and takes a shine to Mrs. Carmichael and what follows is an episode of dream sequences of various nightmares Mooney has about Lucy becoming his stepmother.

 

Lucy, The Mule Hustler

Lucy once again dons her Juan Jose outfit and becomes the leader of an extensive ring of Mexican drug mules doing a booming business in the greater Los Angeles Area.

 

Lucy Gets Evolved

On another undercover mission at the Hairy Ape, Itchy Walton enlists Lucy to help him with a new area of his thesis – the Free Love Movement. After a trip on LSD, Lucy becomes fully committed to the cause while Itchy goes off the deep end.

 

Lucy & The Lost Starlet

Lucy and Viv break down in front of Renee Zellweger’s house, convinced she has hit the skids (she has). Lucy, Viv and Mooney team up to help Zellweger (“Bridget Jones!” exclaims Viv) revive her career and stage a benefit stage production of The Lemon Drop Kid as, Mr. Mooney explains, Renee has the perfect face for it.

 

 

Fantastic! The Mule hustler one really got me

 

You know Zellwegger is trotting out Bridget Jones again? This time she's having a baby

[RodMcK1]

In keeping with the season six "Lucy Show" theme:

 

"Lucy Helps Ken's Berries"

 

Lucy gets a little too spirited during her dancing with Ken, accidentally kicking him in the crotch hard enough to send Ken to the hospital. Ken is at first so mad that he won't let Lucy visit him -- forcing Lucy to don a serious of wacky disguises in order to see Ken and offer her family's home remedy for swollen testicles. While disguised as a German groin-a-cologist (thanks Archie Bunker), Lucy finally gets to Ken and obtains his forgiveness with her successful home remedy. But Ken's forgiveness is short-lived upon opening Lucy's get-well gift: a can of mixed nuts.

[Mot Morenzi]

In keeping with the season six "Lucy Show" theme:

 

"Lucy Helps Ken's Berries"

 

Lucy gets a little too spirited during her dancing with Ken, accidentally kicking him in the crotch hard enough to send Ken to the hospital. Ken is at first so mad that he won't let Lucy visit him -- forcing Lucy to don a serious of wacky disguises in order to see Ken and offer her family's home remedy for swollen testicles. While disguised as a German groin-a-cologist (thanks Archie Bunker), Lucy finally gets to Ken and obtains his forgiveness with her successful home remedy. But Ken's forgiveness is short-lived upon opening Lucy's get-well gift: a can of mixed nuts.

 

 

HYSTERICAL!

 

Don't think I've laughed so hard at any of these before!

Home remedy for swollen testicles :marionstrong:

[Mot Morenzi]

"Lucy & The Swollen Sole"

 

Lucy steps out of a cab and into a pothole, severly injuring her foot. It's not long before her foot has swelled to twice its size and can no longer fit in the dainty shoes she planned to wear to a bank benefit that night. She ultimately has no choice but to take the place of the clown hired to entertain the kids in the children's nursery downstairs, as the big inflatable clown shoes are the only ones that'll fit her feet. Imagine the bankers' surprise when a clown starts parading around the banquet hall, but poor Lucy's foot's still sore and she winds up causing plenty of mayhem when she keeps falling down.

 

"Lucy Brews Mooney"

 

After a dinner consisting exclusively of candy corn on Halloween night, Mr. Mooney has a horrible nightmare that evil witch Sassafrassa, bearing a striking resemblance to Mrs. Carmichael, comes over to his house and boils him in a cauldron...aided by Mrs. Mooney chopping up the veggies!

 

"Lucy & Carol Go Brunette - Part 1"

 

Roomies Lucy Carmichael and Carol Bradford are feeling nostalgic one night after a couple o' belts, and decide to return to their former look. They raid the hair care section of the supermarket and spend the whole night colouring each other's hair. Unfortunately they fall asleep with the mixture still on, and wake up to find that not only is their hair dark brown, so is the back of the couch where they rested their heads. As Lucy had realised she could no longer afford the payments on the couch and had to return it, she must act quickly before Mr. Mooney and the finance man stop by later.

 

 

"Lucy & Carol Go Brunette - Part 2"

 

Miserable enough over their decision to become brunettes again, Lucy & Carol are frantic to remove the dye from the couch. Ultimately, they have little choice but to pour the remaining mixture into paint sprayers, throw on their yellow evening gowns and tell Mr. Mooney they're painting the furniture for a new series of print ads.

[Annaleigh]

In honour of the upcoming release of Season 6 of TLS:

 

Mooney’s Other Husband

Despite their respective spouse and love interest, Mooney and the very earthy Ace Winthrop can’t stop thinking about each other and decide to have a clandestine weekend in Vegas over the Easter Holiday weekend. With Mooney out of town “on bank business”, Lucy and Mary Jane decide to perk up Irma’s spirit of the holidays with a girls’ trip to Vegas, and what they discover shocks them.

Guest Star: Bea Arthur as Irma

 

Lucy, the Star Shaker

After helping Irma drown her sorrows in Sin City, Lucy wakes up to discover two stars tattooed in the most inappropriate places.

 

Little Old Loose-y

Lucy’s Aunt Agatha is back in town, but this time with a little celebrity under her belt. Although no longer the health nut she once was, after moving into a singles apartment, she has devised a new Weight Loss Through Sex Diet and is making the rounds on local talk shows. When Mr. Mooney decides he wants to invest in her business, Aunt Agatha insists that he stay committed to her program for one month solid before signing the contract.

 

Lucy Gets Mooney’s Sire

Mr. Mooney is aghast when his father comes for his and Irma’s wedding anniversary and takes a shine to Mrs. Carmichael and what follows is an episode of dream sequences of various nightmares Mooney has about Lucy becoming his stepmother.

 

Lucy, The Mule Hustler

Lucy once again dons her Juan Jose outfit and becomes the leader of an extensive ring of Mexican drug mules doing a booming business in the greater Los Angeles Area.

 

Lucy Gets Evolved

On another undercover mission at the Hairy Ape, Itchy Walton enlists Lucy to help him with a new area of his thesis – the Free Love Movement. After a trip on LSD, Lucy becomes fully committed to the cause while Itchy goes off the deep end.

 

Lucy & The Lost Starlet

Lucy and Viv break down in front of Renee Zellweger’s house, convinced she has hit the skids (she has). Lucy, Viv and Mooney team up to help Zellweger (“Bridget Jones!” exclaims Viv) revive her career and stage a benefit stage production of The Lemon Drop Kid as, Mr. Mooney explains, Renee has the perfect face for it.

Can these all happen?!

Especially Lucy Gets Evolved! Oh my goodness

[Annaleigh]

The Nymphomaniac.

Lucy is going through a dry spell, Ethel suggests going to the adult store to spice things up and with that seduce Ricky when he arrives home from work. Lucy leaves the store with some toys, costumes, and a door swing. A curious Lucy installs the door swing onto their closet door and tries it on for size, to her luck she gets stuck. Repeatedly she screams for Ethel to help her, no luck again. Ricky comes home to his wife in a sex swing asleep. Lucy disappointed and a confused Ricky, leads to an explanation from Lucy. Needless to say, Ricky Ricardo Jr had to be conceived that night.

[Mot Morenzi]

The Nymphomaniac.

Lucy is going through a dry spell, Ethel suggests going to the adult store to spice things up and with that seduce Ricky when he arrives home from work. Lucy leaves the store with some toys, costumes, and a door swing. A curious Lucy installs the door swing onto their closet door and tries it on for size, to her luck she gets stuck. Repeatedly she screams for Ethel to help her, no luck again. Ricky comes home to his wife in a sex swing asleep. Lucy disappointed and a confused Ricky, leads to an explanation from Lucy. Needless to say, Ricky Ricardo Jr had to be conceived that night.

 

 

I did that title a while back, but kudos to your very original storyline!

[Mot Morenzi]

"Lucy Edits a Novel"

 

Furious at the way Joan Crawford deceived her and Viv, Lucy Carmichael convinces Joan's daughter, Christina, to let her edit the manuscript for Christina's loving new biography of her mother, "Mommie Dearest". Lucy makes a few changes, and pitches the "revised" edition to Faye Dunaway. The rest is history.

[Brock]

Brilliant!

[Annaleigh]

I did that title a while back, but kudos to your very original storyline!

Sorry! I didn't see it. But thanks. I watched The Kleptomaniac the other day and thought of it.

[Mot Morenzi]

Sorry! I didn't see it. But thanks. I watched The Kleptomaniac the other day and thought of it.

 

 

Oh I don't think repeats are any big thing, haha. It's just a game Also it's been a while, I think my very first post over a year ago!

Besides, you came up with a very different storyline than I did, and that's what counts!

[Mot Morenzi]

"Lucy Enters a Faking Contest"

Lucy and Viv argue over who's more convincing at faking orgasms, and bet each other that they can fool their respective partners more convincingly. Unfortunately, Harry and Eddie overhear this and are very offended. Soon the girls aren't the only one's faking it.

 

"Lucy, The Hemp Cook"

Lucy and Viv find some unusual plants in the garden and decide to boil them for dinner. Unaware they're stewing marijuana, the girls slowly get more and more out of it (and hungrier) as they inhale the steam.

 

"Lucy and the Munsters"

The girls get the fright of their lives when their car breaks down in front of 1313 Mockingbird Lane.

 

"Lucy Beats Danny Kaye"

Lucy coldcocks Danny Kaye and sends him to the hospital in return for the lousy episode he did with her.

 

"Lucy & The Countess Use Bait"

Taking a leaf out of Irving's book for baiting women with a mink stole, Lucy and Rosie attempt to bait men by flashing them on the street.

 

"Lucy & The Olden Freak"

Lucy must think on her toes when Cornelius Heathrington Jr. comes back with a mind to finally catch her.

 

"Lucy & The Streaking Cutie"

There's a streaker running around the Glenn Hall apartments and Lucy's determined to catch him and hide his shortcomings.

 

"Lucy & Ichabod Crane"

Lucy visits Sleepy Hollow and discovers strange things happening, but is delighted when Mooney turns up headless one day.

 

"Lucy Gets Frapped"

Mrs. Carmichael learns it's inadvisable to take stool softeners before a shopping trip.

 

"Mooney's Mother Wife"

When Lucy spies a picture of Mr. Mooney's mother, she notices that his mother bears a strong resemblance to Irma. She then wonders if he married Irma due to some unresolved Freudian crisis and tricks Mooney into getting analyzed before an Oedipal complex overcomes him.

 

"Lucy And the Gruel Hustler"

Lucy's gets taken in by a shady English salesman and comes home with 50 pounds of gruel. Guess what she, Viv and the kids are having for every meal for the next few weeks.

 

"Lucy & Curtis Schtup in a Tree"

Bored to tears after the ladder falls down, Lucy and Curtis decide to experiment, only to decide that plunging to their deaths would be preferable.

 

"Lucy is a Fax Symbol"

Lucy becomes a major hit when it's revealed she's the only senior citizen on the block who can operate a fax machine...until she learns she's been using the wrong number and faxed all her love letters to the newspaper. Then she really becomes a symbol when they're published as a recurring feature.

 

"Getting It Up is Hard to Do"

Curtis & Audrey have been making eyes at each other, but he finds he's having trouble performing. Lucy agrees to help out by mixing him up one of her health drinks to energize him. It does the trick and Curtis gets it up alright, but finds he can't get it down. Rather than be angry, he demands Lucy remake the formula so he can bottle it and become rich. He alternates his time checking on her progress and having multiple sessions with Audrey, but Lucy botches the second batch and causes him to lose it again...permanently.

[Mot Morenzi]

"Grafted"

Lucy overhears a conversation Ricky & Fred are having about Bob Newhart and thinks that Ricky needs surgery to get a "new heart". Bravely holding back her tears, she starts sewing Ricky a hospital gown, which Ricky thinks is a parachute and he jumps to the conclusion that Lucy's volunteering for air raids.

 

"Lucy Hates Her Job at the Bank"

Mrs. Carmichael's had enough of Mooney the meaney, and retaliates by becoming the most insufferable b*tch the Westland Bank has ever seen...sending Mr. Cheever home in tears and causing Mooney to rejoin the French Foreign Legion.

 

"Mother of the Pride"

Lucy & Ethel show nothing but support when Little Ricky comes out of the closet. Now how to tell Ricky & Fred...

 

 

And now for some film title spoofs...

 

 

"The Fuller Bush Girl"

Feeling liberated by the counterculture 60s movement, Lucy burns her bra and goes on an anti hair removal campaign.

 

"Prance, Girl, Prance"

Glamorous showgirl Lucy is a bit down on her luck, and must make wages by playing Prancer in a shabby Christmas production off-off Broadway.

 

"DeGrassi Was a Highschool"

Poor Red Skelton gets hit on the head again, and this time imagines himself set in a futuristic high school and trying to win the affections of the resident popular girl who won't give dorks like him the time of day (guess who plays Miss Popular...)

 

"The Long, Long Whaler"

This sequel to 'The Long, Long Trailer' sees the Collini's purchasing a whaler and setting out for a life at sea, much to Taci's delight and Nicky's chagrin.

 

"Forever Snarling"

The semisequel to Lucy & Desi's lovefest pairs Vivian Vance and William Frawley as thinly-disguised Mertz clones who take unhappily married to a whole new level, and who spend the entire film trying to kill each other.

 

"Ziegfeld Trollies"

This followup to 'Ziegfeld Follies', basking in the success of 'Meet Me in St. Louis', is nothing more than a montage of MGMs leading ladies (including Miss Ball) singing various trolley related songs on various types of trollies.

 

"Fancy Plants"

Bob & Lucy find out there's money to be made out west selling weed.

 

"Groom Service"

Lucy wakes up to find a wedding ring on her finger and the Marx bros. in her bed. Now begins a madcap quest to retrace her steps and find out which brother she married.

[RodMcK1]

"Fancy Plants"

Bob & Lucy find out there's money to be made out west selling weed.

 

Cute! I can just hear them singing, "Hey, fancy plants ..." They better be selling some primo shit. You shouldn't be calling skunk weed "fancy."

[Neil]

 

"Forever Snarling"

The semisequel to Lucy & Desi's lovefest pairs Vivian Vance and William Frawley as thinly-disguised Mertz clones who take unhappily married to a whole new level, and who spend the entire film trying to kill each other.

 

These are all great, but this one's my favorite.

 

One of her movies "Her Husband's Affairs" is title you don't have to alter at all for a real life connection.

[Mot Morenzi]

These are all great, but this one's my favorite.

 

One of her movies "Her Husband's Affairs" is title you don't have to alter at all for a real life connection.

 

Ain't that the truth.

[Brock]

 

"The Fuller Bush Girl"

Feeling liberated by the counterculture 60s movement, Lucy burns her bra and goes on an anti hair removal campaign.

 

 

 

"Ziegfeld Trollies"

This followup to 'Ziegfeld Follies', basking in the success of 'Meet Me in St. Louis', is nothing more than a montage of MGMs leading ladies (including Miss Ball) singing various trolley related songs on various types of trollies.

 

 

 

Love all of these, but these are paricularly hilarious to me!

[Brock]

Meet Van Peebles

 

Coming off the success of their pickle commercial, budding filmmaker Martin Van Peebles think Lucy and Kim are perfect for two small, but pivotal roles in his next picture. Thrilled at the prospect of working with such a promising young filmmaker, our mother-daughter team are dismayed arriving on the set of Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song to find out the two roles Martin had in mind.

 

Thousands Leer

 

It's spring break, and down at Kim's "apartment by the marina" things are getting into full swing. But while changing by the window one morning, a man with a camera catches her and she unwittingly becomes the sensation of the next installment of Girls Gone Wild: Organically Yours.

 

Best Leg Backward

 

After doing so well with Lucy sidelined by her broken leg, Mary Jane and Vanda coach the Canary Club to the Greater Los Angeles Finals for the musical division of the Secretary Beautiful contest. When words gets out in the local paper, however, Lucy insists on being part of the group at the final competition so the girls have to divise a routine to incorprate both Lucy and her broken leg.

 

Twelve Crowded Hours

 

In the sequel to Lucy Plays Cops and Robbers -- Lucy, Kim, Mary Jane, Vanda, and Sam have to keep a 24 hour watch over the claustrophic Harry who is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome after being locked in the closet with the rest of the Neighbourhood Watch program.

 

A Girl, A Guy, and a Slob

 

Mr. Cheever decides to get his other, slovenly nephew back on the straight and narrow so he decides the best course of action is to have him intern with Mooney and Carmichael for the week, sharing their office and shadowing them at all times.

[Mot Morenzi]

LOL! Love all of those. Meet Van Peebles is a great title, while the plot for Twelve Crowded Hours really should've been filmed.

[Neil]

Each one a gem...Not sure who Van Peebles is, but get the idea.

If I had to pick a favorite it would be "thousands leer" . Love the mention of Kim's apartment 'down by the marina' and the working in of "organically yours" (which I misread the first time as organsmically !)

For Girl, Guy, Slob there is only one person to play this role: Michael J. Pollard.

 

Meet Van Peebles

 

Coming off the success of their pickle commercial, budding filmmaker Martin Van Peebles think Lucy and Kim are perfect for two small, but pivotal roles in his next picture. Thrilled at the prospect of working with such a promising young filmmaker, our mother-daughter team are dismayed arriving on the set of Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song to find out the two roles Martin had in mind.

 

Thousands Leer

 

It's spring break, and down at Kim's "apartment by the marina" things are getting into full swing. But while changing by the window one morning, a man with a camera catches her and she unwittingly becomes the sensation of the next installment of Girls Gone Wild: Organically Yours.

 

A Girl, A Guy, and a Slob

 

Mr. Cheever decides to get his other, slovenly nephew back on the straight and narrow so he decides the best course of action is to have him intern with Mooney and Carmichael for the week, sharing their office and shadowing them at all times.