Brock Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 The Affairs of Clarabelle Lucy convinces Mooney to help a bright young lady farmer and invest in a beef farm. When the beef raising goes bust -- and bull upon bull fails to keep the cows contented -- Mooney convinces Cheever to put Lucy on indefinite suspension. To bet back into the bank's good books, Lucy and Mary Jane join forces with Mary Jane's rural Aunt Gussie to form a covert bovine insemination service without the knowledge of Mooney, Cheever, or the Farmer in question. Guest Stars: Mary Wickes (Aunt Gussie), Betty White (Farmer) Clarabelle Takes A Tour Thanks to Lucy and Mary Jane's services, Clarabelle is producing one set of twins after another and Betty's business is booming. To expand their business, Mooney decides to back them in taking the show on the road to the World Agricultural Expo in Tijuana. When they get there, things are going great -- until Clarabelle and her herd clap eyes on Maximiliano the Bull and all bets are off. Wanting to get a piece of the action, cows get restless, break free and run amuck through the expo. Unfortunately, Mary Jane was called away on a studio emergency so it is up to Lucy to keep the herd and Max's matador owner to keep the two apart. When Lucy and the Matador take a shine to each other and lose sight of their objective, the World Agricutural Expo is turned on its ear. Guest Star: Desi Arnaz (Senor Rafael Del Gado) Ice Cream Too Much Lucy, Harry, and Mary Jane conspire to sell the Proud Penguin Franchise to an unsuspecting young married couple just out of high school who are trying to make a success of their life. While initially happy to have their money back, Lucy and Mary Jane have second thoughts and devise a series of schemes to get Harry to buy back all three stakes in the franchise. Young Couple: Tim Matheson and Jennifer Leak Bottom Hat Tommy Tucker, the Toy Tycoon, returns to the Unique Employment Agency -- this time with a fart silencer. When he recruits Lucy to go on TV to hawk the fart silencer -- along with his device to turn lights on and off with a hand clap (that will never fly!) and kooky idea to grow vegitation on wet terra cotta -- they come under fire from the FCC. Guest Star: Wally Cox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 The Matching Carpet When Old Grover breaks down on the way to pick up Jerry and Sherman from Uncle Ned's, the likeliest place to find a phone and call the auto club is at the nudist colony they passed a couple of miles back. Told it will be another three hours before they can get there to tow the car, the girls decide to throw caution to the wind and take it all off. After all, when in Rome! However, after the girls walk into the Lounge are and find Flo, the Manicurist there with her latest gentleman friend, soon many more people beyond Lucy's hairdresser and Mr. Mooney know for sure. Guest Star: Joi Lansing (Flo) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Ice Cream Too Much Lucy, Harry, and Mary Jane conspire to sell the Proud Penguin Franchise to an unsuspecting young married couple just out of high school who are trying to make a success of their life. While initially happy to have their money back, Lucy and Mary Jane have second thoughts and devise a series of schemes to get Harry to buy back all three stakes in the franchise. Young Couple: Tim Matheson and Jennifer Leak This has to be the cleverest title of all time....and actually a pretty viable episode. There really should have been a Proud Penguin story arc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 I take that back. It's the co-cleverest along with this one. Joi Lansing as Flo? I was picturing more Iris Adrian. And the only thing you left out was that when the girls arrive at the nudist colony, Lucy recognizes the social director as one of the Unique Employment Agency clients! The Matching Carpet When Old Grover breaks down on the way to pick up Jerry and Sherman from Uncle Ned's, the likeliest place to find a phone and call the auto club is at the nudist colony they passed a couple of miles back. Told it will be another three hours before they can get there to tow the car, the girls decide to throw caution to the wind and take it all off. After all, when in Rome! However, after the girls walk into the Lounge are and find Flo, the Manicurist there with her latest gentleman friend, soon many more people beyond Lucy's hairdresser and Mr. Mooney know for sure. Guest Star: Joi Lansing (Flo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Priceless! Setting up a covert bovine insemination program takes the cake, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 3, 2012 Report Share Posted December 3, 2012 Re: The Matching Carpet And the only thing you left out was that when the girls arrive at the nudist colony, Lucy recognizes the social director as one of the Unique Employment Agency clients! And another Unique Employment Agency client at the nudist colony: that pitted olive pimento patter who can't leave his job at home and gets in trouble with the management. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Lucy Takes a Sh*t with John Ritter John Ritter can't do his play because he's terribly constipated and in pain. Lucy, of course, volunteers to be his potty pal, and sits in the next stall to walk him through it. Lucy, Legal Weeble Lucy's idea for a new roly-poly toy has already been done before and she soon finds herself in the middle of a copyright infringement lawsuit by Hasbro. Drugs Among the 2x4s Curtis doesn't want anyone to know about the pot Leonard's been providing him so he statshes it in between the stacked lumber. Guess who finds it when she moves all the stacks from L for Lumber to W for Wood? Lucy & the Bard Moose Is it Lucy's imagination, or is the moose she hired to guard Curtis's store quoting Shakespeare? Trouble is, she's the only one who can hear him so nobody believes her. 'Twas the Shite Before Christmas Ted & Margo lay down the law: there will be no Christmas presents the following morning unless whoever left a floater in the pool fesses up. Everybody claims ignorance. Not wanting to miss their presents, Curtis & Lucy start trying to finger the kids and the kids start trying to finger the grandparents, until it becomes embarassingly clear that it's nothing more than Curtis's chocolate bar that Lucy meant to throw in the trash but missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Lucy Takes a Sh*t with John Ritter John Ritter can't do his play because he's terribly constipated and in pain. Lucy, of course, volunteers to be his potty pal, and sits in the next stall to walk him through it. Lucy, Legal Weeble Lucy's idea for a new roly-poly toy has already been done before and she soon finds herself in the middle of a copyright infringement lawsuit by Hasbro. Drugs Among the 2x4s Curtis doesn't want anyone to know about the pot Leonard's been providing him so he statshes it in between the stacked lumber. Guess who finds it when she moves all the stacks from L for Lumber to W for Wood? Lucy & the Bard Moose Is it Lucy's imagination, or is the moose she hired to guard Curtis's store quoting Shakespeare? Trouble is, she's the only one who can hear him so nobody believes her. 'Twas the Shite Before Christmas Ted & Margo lay down the law: there will be no Christmas presents the following morning unless whoever left a floater in the pool fesses up. Everybody claims ignorance. Not wanting to miss their presents, Curtis & Lucy start trying to finger the kids and the kids start trying to finger the grandparents, until it becomes embarassingly clear that it's nothing more than Curtis's chocolate bar that Lucy meant to throw in the trash but missed. Haha I'd forgotten I'd even done these ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Haha I'd forgotten I'd even done these ones! Poop and drugs. Priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Drugs, oh you gotta have drugs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Be a Gal Ricky contemplates a sex change. The Gun Fans Lucy & Ethel take their NRA membership too seriously. God, God Lucy It's official. Lucy is not mortal. She's a deity. Shafted Lucy's been unfairly turned down by Ricky to appear at the club one time too many. Time to fight fire with fire! Nude Neighbors Lucy & Ethel are shocked that the new tenants are managers of a nude beach and hardly ever wear clothes at home. The wife is blonde and attractive so the boys don't mind as much. The Geezer Ethel finally tells Fred exactly what he is. Lucy Weighs Cleopatra Lucy bets Elizabeth Taylor that she weighs less than her, and old Pudgy Digits is horrified to learn that Lucy is right. Bandolier Women The girls are off to join their husbands in the draft. The Toxicity Agent Lucy and the Mertzes try to get Ricky to see how harmful his new agent will be for his career. The Sex o'Phone To earn extra money in order to buy a new hat, Lucy works from home as a phone sex operator during afternoons Ricky's Cold Girlfriend A sad Ricky is asked to identify the body of Carlotta Romero, and confronts Lucy after the coroner finds red hair under Carlotta's fingernails Detrimental Anniversary Lucy is not amused when Ricky suggests a threesome for his anniversary present. Will this anniversary be the last? Boil Swells Turns out Vitametavegamin causes the drinker to break out in boils, and Lucy's vast intake leaves her in misery. Lucy's Pub Dance Mrs. Ricardo can certainly dance well on top of the bar after a few pints. Ricky's Spleen Test Ricky is hospitalized to see if he needs his spleen removed, and Lucy undertakes an epic quest to sneak into the hospital to stay the night with him. Ricky Smells the Car Ricky's nostrels get to work to find out who's BO stains have permeated the seat fabric Mooney's Other Strife Turns out Mrs. Carmichael isn't the only inept secretary Mr. Mooney has to deal with each week...his cousin Harry's secretary, Mrs. Carter, drives him nuts as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Rosie Palm Springs Well, with the weather so bad, what else are Ricky and Fred gonna do all day!?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Rosie Palm Springs Well, with the weather so bad, what else are Ricky and Fred gonna do all day!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Rosie Palm Springs Well, with the weather so bad, what else are Ricky and Fred gonna do all day!?!? Took me a minute to get this one....I thought "Rosie WHO?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Took me a minute to get this one....I thought "Rosie WHO?" Oh...come now I think you got it right off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Oh...come now I think you got it right off! Hahaha. I thought that one was clever on my part. Perhaps my best yet (IMO) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Hahaha. I thought that one was clever on my part. Perhaps my best yet (IMO) ...though the thought of Fred Mertz reaching into his union suit......EGAD!! Perhaps Frawley missed the period in his script between 'stars' and' nuts.' "Just when I had the chance to see the Hollywood star's nuts!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodMcK1 Posted September 5, 2013 Report Share Posted September 5, 2013 “With Viv as a Friend, Who Needs an Enema?” Viv’s new obsession with Cuban cooking is giving the Carter family recurrent bouts of Montezuma’s Revenge. “Lucy Plays Cleopatra Jones” On this “lost,” very un-PC episode, Lucy and Mary Jane compete for the lead role in their club's stage adaption of the "blaxploitation" film. (And you thought Lucy's Asian gardener bit was cringe-worthy? See you around, Super Honkie! ) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 GOOD ONES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 Lucy, Fart-Time Wife Now that she's married again, Lucy fights fire with fire when her new hubby starts stinkin' up the joint. Lucy & Ma Carter So how exactly did dinner turn out with Lillian Carter at the Whittaker's? Watch and find out! Lucy Shites The System When a recently fired woman comes to Lucy for help, Lucy responds by leaving the manager "presents" on his doorstep until he hires the woman back. Lucy Loses Her Drool That novicane shot at the dentist didn't wear off fast enough, and Lucy short-circuits a microphone at a speaking engagement that afternoon. Lucy & Eva Peron Are Hospital Roomies Lucy's broken leg is nothing next to Evita's cancer, but laughter proves to be the best medicine when Lucy's antics cause Eva so much joy that she goes into remission...and throws Argentina into a revolution. The Ricardo's Visit Aruba After getting fired from Club Babalu, Ricky moves his family and the Mertzes down to Aruba where they set up an operation printing phony college degrees. Country Schlub Dance As an April fools joke, Ricky tells Lucy they're going to a ho-down at the country club and they dress like hillbillies. Unfortunately for Lucy, it turns out to be a formal dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 A Punchy Players Spinoff: Second Stop -- Roadtripping across the country with Ann Miller at the wheel, Lucy, Judy and Julie make an ill-fated stop at a swank Chicago motel. After checking in, Judy realises she has no money and the girls make a daring escape out of the hotel to avoid paying the bill -- Julie hiding under Judy's overcoat and Lucy inside Ann's hair. Tired of holding her head up after such a long journey, Lucy relieves Ann at the wheel and, getting tired herself, stops for the night at a fleabag cabin owned by a "Baby Dear"-singing Van Johnson. Guest Star: Van Johnson Tennessee Hound -- after Ann is caught by a small-town sheriff (Hermes Pan) for speeding through town, the girls are locked up in the local clink. Hermes will only let them out if they take his twin daughters, Itsy and Bitsy (Jayne and Audrey Meadows) off to Hollywood with them. Ann concocts a cunning square tap dance routine as a diversion. Ann's Hometown -- After days and days in the car with Ann Miller, Lucy, Judy and Julie have heard nothing but good things about Chireno, TX. Everybody there, man and woman, is very conscious about keeping an air of both glamour and mystique. They're all beautifully dressed, and every woman has her hair as high and solid as can be from hourly applications of only the best hairspray. When our girls arrive, they find a desered ghost town, burned to a crisp by a hole in the ozone layer directly above their city centre. The only person left? Ann's tattooed, pierced, blue jean wearing niece Heather. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 Lucy hiding in Ann's hair is great. Do I smell another episode guide thread? One concerning the adventures of Lucy, Judy and Julie? God what a great combo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 I love that the sheriff is Hermes Pan.... “In Palm Springs” The girls decide to get away from their annoying spouses, but in Palm Springs, their individual habits get on each other’s nerves: Julie’s “sickening sweetness”, Lucy’s bluntly brayed observations and Judy’s Ritalin-driven nervousness resulting in her jingling pill bottles in her pocket. Judy:”So I jingle my pills a little..” Lucy: “A little? For 25 years I’ve felt like I’ve been friends with the Good Humor Pharmacist!” Meanwhile Judy discovers her spouse Mark Heron in the bungalow next door with Rock Hudson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted September 10, 2013 Report Share Posted September 10, 2013 Ha. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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