Jump to content
C L A U D E

Lines that immediately remind you of an entire episode.

Recommended Posts

:viv1: Good afternoon, homemakers. I am Mary Margaret McMertz, and today I have a wonderful surprise for you. For years, and a few close friends, and relatives knew the thrill of eating salad made with Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing, but Aunt Martha sweet, loveable, kind, old lady that she is has finally consented to let the world in on her secret, and today you can buy a quart of real , honest-to goodness, genuine Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing for only 40 cents a quart. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:lucy1:  :fabrary:  Later that night, Madge was crying softly in her room, waiting for the phone to ring.   They said they'd call if they found Gordon's battered body when they dragged the river. :ph34r:   She waited and waited. Wouldn't that phone ever ring? :unsure:  RRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! :lucywow:   :HALKING:  THEY FOUND THE BODY!!!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:gale1: Lucille, there are two M's in "Commerce."

:lucy2: I know, but friend of mine is secretary for the Marymount Mother of the Month Membership Meeting. She borrowed a couple of M's.

:gale1: She borrowed some M's?

:lucy2: Yes.

:gale1: Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers--

:lucy2: Harry!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:gale1: Lucille, there are two M's in "Commerce."

:lucy2: I know, but friend of mine is secretary for the Marymount Mother of the Month Membership Meeting. She borrowed a couple of M's.

:gale1: She borrowed some M's?

:lucy2: Yes.

:gale1: Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers--

:lucy2: Harry!

Loved that one! :peachonthebeach:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Now then, let's get down to cases. Just what does your studio plan to do with my client? After all, he didn't come all the way out to California just to crown queens and open supermarkets, you know. Heh heh heh...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:lucy1: Hello, Mr. Reilly, my husband asked me to call you and warn you about something. Yes, it seems there's this woman going around town claiming she's Ricky's agent and-- She was in your office today?! WELL! How brazen can she be?! :o

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

×
×
  • Create New...