Brock Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Come on, Lucy. We'll only be gone a month. Exactly! We're going to be there a WHOLE. MONTH. It sounds longer when you say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Now that I have a job I can pay you rent. I wouldn't hear of it! Why not? I want a daughter who is glad to see me; not ducking me the first of every month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Mrs. Porter: Are you in to a Mrs. Mertz? : Ask her "Which Mrs. Mertz." Mrs. Porter: Which Mrs. Mertz? . . . The one you owe 2 months rent to : Hello, Ethel : Oh this is Mrs. Mertz, scullery girl. I'll ask the downstairs maid to ask the upstairs maid if madame can talk to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Did you see her neat little ad? It's right here in the paper: "Room for rent. Refined widow seeks compatible tenant." Compatible with Lucille? Why didn't she just advertise for a "friendly ding-a-long." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted June 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 There's nothing saying I can't have lunch at Romanoff's too, annnnd if I just happened to walk by to give a friendly little hello to someone I think is reeaaaaaaaaal dreamy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 If I as much as see your face in Romanoff's, I'll wrap you up in brown paper and mail you back to New York. And that's an ultimatum! An ULTIMATUM?! Well, I'm not surprised. I am. I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted June 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Don: How do you do, Mrs Ricardo? Welcome to my house. Lucy: Thank you. I would have been here sooner, but we're from the east. New York City... Upper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Mary Jane, guess whose house might win an Oscar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted June 30, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 You remember my friend, Miss Lewis? Oh, yes. Hello, Baby Jane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Viv: Oh, good! It's still playing: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane! Eddie: Oh no! Viv: What's the matter? Eddie: I saw it last week in Philadelphia. Viv: Oh, Eddie! How could you? You knew how much I wanted to see that picture. Eddie: I'm sorry, Tootsie. Over dinner I can tell you all about what happened to Baby Jane. Viv: You do and they'll be asking "What ever happened to Eddie Collins?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Have you seen The Eggplant Who Ate Philadelphia? I didn't know Philadelphia had been eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 2, 2013 Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Lucy: The cab will be right over. *BUZZER* Fred: You call a cab, lady? Lucy: Yes, I did. Fred: I'd a been here sooner but traffic was agin me. Little Renita: Goodbye, Mrs. Mertz. Lucy: Now Cabbie, I want you to take good care of this little lady and take her to the Tropicana Club. Fred: Don't worry, lady. I know a shortcut through-a Piladelpia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2013 Hello, Tropicana, dahhling? I'd like to make a reservation for Thursday, dahhhling. Yes, I'd like one of those dahhhling little tables underneath one of those dahhhhling little palm trees, dahhhhling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 Mrs. McGillicuddy: Palm Springs, where the sunshine spends the winter! Where's the sun? Lucy: Maybe it couldn't get a room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 16, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2013 I paid for the sun; it's my business whether I use it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Lucy: What do you think about being producers? Sherman: It's neat! Jerry: Yeah, there's no business like show business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 Miss McGillicuddy: I just flew in from New York where a very famous team of producers have a new musical they're just frantic to star Ricardo in. Mr. Reilly: Famous team of producers? Miss McGillicuddy: Yes, I can't reveal their names, but I said to them, 'You can't have him, Oscar! And neither can you, Dick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 18, 2013 Report Share Posted July 18, 2013 George Spelvin: Now look here, Dore, I want that very talented Ricky Ricardo for a musical..." Lucy: A BIG musical! Spelvin: ... A big musical I'm making. Lucy: And money is no object. Spelvin: And mmmm... And.... I just can't bring myself to say that. Lucy: Listen, do you want the job or not? Spelvin: And money is no object. Lucy: What's the matter? Spelvin: Leaves a bad taste in your mouth, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Mame: I found out years ago what you thought of my talent when we were in the chorus together. Vera: I was never in the chorus! Mame: What difference does it make? The show won't run anyway. Vera: I was NEVER in the chorus! Mame: Your shows never run. Vera: I WAS NEVER IN THE -- What do you MEAN my shows don't run?! Mame: My god, Vera, they're so old fashioned! Vera: I'll have you know this is an EXTREMELY modern operetta. It's about a lady astronomer. Mame: A lady astronomer? I'd like to play a lady astronomer. Vera: I am the lady astronomer. But there is a part that you might be right for. It's very small. Actually only one line. Mame: Only one line?! Vera: But it comes at the very CLIMAX of the play! You see, I teach in this convent-- Mame: You?! You teach -- IN A CONVENT?! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: Do you want the job or not?! Mame: I do! I do! But YOU in a CONVENT?! !!! Vera: I'll have you know that once in Pittsburgh I played MOTHER CABRINI! Mame: Vera: DURING LENT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Mame: I found out years ago what you thought of my talent when we were in the chorus together. Vera: I was never in the chorus! Mame: What difference does it make? The show won't run anyway. Vera: I was NEVER in the chorus! Mame: Your shows never run. Vera: I WAS NEVER IN THE -- What do you MEAN my shows don't run?! Mame: My god, Vera, they're so old fashioned! Vera: I'll have you know this is an EXTREMELY modern operetta. It's about a lady astronomer. Mame: A lady astronomer? I'd like to play a lady astronomer. Vera: I am the lady astronomer. But there is a part that you might be right for. It's very small. Actually only one line. Mame: Only one line?! Vera: But it comes at the very CLIMAX of the play! You see, I teach in this convent-- Mame: You?! You teach -- IN A CONVENT?! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vera: Do you want the job or not?! Mame: I do! I do! But YOU in a CONVENT?! !!! Vera: I'll have you know that once in Pittsburgh I played MOTHER CABRINI! Mame: Vera: DURING LENT!!! Perhaps one of the best scenes in the film and good example of why there should have been MORE scenes like it, between just L & B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 20, 2013 Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 .... Anyway, I am in love with this professor who teaches at this men's seminary, only he's a terrible alcoholic. (Downs drink) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2013 Bob Collins: I'm afraid I find this whole thing confusing. Harry: There's nothing confusing about it. Lucy is simply a deaf alcoholic who has been married six times. *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Fred: Ethel just told me about the mistake on your marriage license. Ricky: Isn't that silly? Fred: Yeah and I just got ours out and took a look at it. Some darn fool spelled my name right. Ricky: It wouldn't make an difference anyway. Fred: I know. I thought I could worm out on a technicality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 He hasn't cleaned his glasses since he looked for a loophole in our marriage license. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 :lucy: Hello? Yes, there's something wrong with my license. What do you mean, "Call the Tail Waggers"?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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