Neil Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I'm surprised poor Fred can even get it up. Are you forgetting how the sea air affected "Tiger" Mertz on the crossing to Europe? He couldn't get enough of Little Ethel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 It was probably a 'hold up' instead of a 'stick up', if ya know what I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Are you forgetting how the sea air affected "Tiger" Mertz on the crossing to Europe? He couldn't get enough of Little Ethel. Little Ethel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Frank once asked me what I liked best about working at the Center.... To preface: One year, I got the 'duty' of driving the 'suitcases', in a caravan to the airport, of several of our 'guests' for Festival; my jeep was 'loaded', and as I waited for the caravan to pull out, there was a knock on the passenger window - it was Frank - he said: "I think I'll ride with you if it's okay..." We had a great time on the two-hour journey, on which part of, on the way out of Celoron, and on the way to the I-90 corridor, via Route 60N, to airport, Buffalo, there were these ugly purple weeds growing each side of the road, and he asked if I knew what they were, and I said I've lived here all my life, and all I know for sure is that they are weeds which come up every year, on the edge of the swamp, and show these beautiful flowers. I told him I'd research and get back to him. I did. Arrdubya would not give me his address; but, I got it anyway, and sent him the name and background of the 'weeds'.... To this day, I STILL don't remember what they are....!!!! It's sort of like dandelions and burdock; you've known them all your life; and that's all you know; except, of course, one year I had a big extra lot, and my neighbor asked if she could pick my dandelions - what a stupid question!!!! - in any event, she maade the most delicious wine, and gave me a quart, which I promptly 'went on a trip' with - no driving, of course.....tee hee....back to my story.... In any event, when he asked me about working at the Center and my favorite part: I replied: "WHY CHAUFEURRING THE CHAUFFEUR, OF COURSE....!!!!" He always remembered that, and when I see him now, he just gives me a hug and says, "hi".... what a lovely man! Love, JK What a great story, and i think we have those weeds here too, same as we have your lilac trees everywhere too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 It was probably a 'hold up' instead of a 'stick up', if ya know what I mean. Now, now, stop picking on little Freddie Mertz! I'm sure he got his hardware up for her software any time they got together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ewwww! ::scrubs brain:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Ewwww! ::scrubs brain:: Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Basically, i think his HARD DRIVE needed work, especially his floppy disc. Although Betty Grable once provided a quick tune up, to the point that mr cheapo said money was no object. THE ONE TIME HE EVER SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY CLOSE TO THAT STATEMENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Listen, I don't need visuals of Fred Mertz's "floppy disk." I just ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Mame: Patrick, this is Vera Charles, the first lady of the American theatre and your Auntie Mame's dearest friend. She just LOVES little boys. Vera: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magster Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 You know, you're a MUCH better jiggler than Lucy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Just jiggle it a little. It'll open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 You know, you're a MUCH better jiggler than Lucy! I somehow doubt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 I somehow doubt that. Yeah, many Hollywood men might differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Albert, are you coming!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 It'll only take a second...you'll have to be a volunteer from the audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 It'll only take a second...you'll have to be a volunteer from the audience. Oh she'll need more than a second for THAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 The way people came out of their homes to watch me ride by, you'd have thought I was Lady Godiva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 The way people came out of their homes to watch me ride by, you'd have thought I was Lady Godiva. She did do a great imitation of Lady Godiva in Roman Scandals though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 "Do you .... Wee-Gee?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 13, 2012 Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 "If I'm only able to save half, you may never be able to trummel again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2012 He's not half the man he used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2012 I defy anyone to find that hole with the naked eye. *pop* I said the naked eye, not two bony fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 14, 2012 Report Share Posted January 14, 2012 I defy anyone to find that hole with the naked eye. *pop* I said the naked eye, not two bony fingers. OMG! I just got a nasty visual of Fred and Ethel...AHHHH! ::runs away to the brainscrubbing machine:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 14, 2012 Report Share Posted January 14, 2012 OMG! I just got a nasty visual of Fred and Ethel...AHHHH! ::runs away to the brainscrubbing machine:: Save some soap for HER fingers, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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