Taylor Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Rammed my cart into the bottom shelf at Walmart today. It bounced back, knocked my sunglasses off my head and onto my face, and also the handlebars rammed right into my mammary gland. Does this qualify as a "Lucy" moment...cuz I sure felt like a klutz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Moral of the Story: don't shop at Walmart. No good ever comes from it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Moral of the Story: don't shop at Walmart. No good ever comes from it. Some of us do not have your MONEY, and we HAVE TO shop there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Had some friends over today. I made popcorn for the first time in awhile. I put way too many kernels in a pot and went into another room for about ten minutes. The smoke alarm told me the popcorn was done. My other mistake: I didn't put a lid on the pan. Popcorn was literally everywhere in the kitchen. We had to get everything cleaned up before any adults showed up, not to mention trying to locate the fire detector. In related news, the folks had a cocktail party tonight. Pandora was playing lounge music on somebody's iPad or something. The rest went as follows: iPad: ~Starts to play Dean Martin singing Lazy River~ Me: ~Gets the sudden urge to peel potatoes~ Friend: Who's singing this? Me: It sounds like Dean Martin but the raspy voiced lady did it way better. Everyone: ~Turns and looks at me like WTF are you talking about~ Me: ~Has to explain the entire plot to Viv Moves Out~ I rewatched that episode tonight and the raspy voiced lady has some goddam crazy eyes when she sings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Had some friends over today. I made popcorn for the first time in awhile. I put way too many kernels in a pot and went into another room for about ten minutes. The smoke alarm told me the popcorn was done. My other mistake: I didn't put a lid on the pan. Popcorn was literally everywhere in the kitchen. We had to get everything cleaned up before any adults showed up, not to mention trying to locate the fire detector. In related news, the folks had a cocktail party tonight. Pandora was playing lounge music on somebody's iPad or something. The rest went as follows: iPad: ~Starts to play Dean Martin singing Lazy River~ Me: ~Gets the sudden urge to peel potatoes~ Friend: Who's singing this? Me: It sounds like Dean Martin but the raspy voiced lady did it way better. Everyone: ~Turns and looks at me like WTF are you talking about~ Me: ~Has to explain the entire plot to Viv Moves Out~ I rewatched that episode tonight and the raspy voiced lady has some goddam crazy eyes when she sings. Sounds like an episode of Here's Freddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 The smoke alarm told me the popcorn was done.... Me: It sounds like Dean Martin but the raspy voiced lady did it way better. Everyone: ~Turns and looks at me like WTF are you talking about~ Me: ~Has to explain the entire plot to Viv Moves Out~ !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leenorman Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Not quite real life Lucy, but more real life Desi: I pulled a Verna Felton in December Bride by literally jumping out a window last night when someone's parents came home from Florida early while there was a party going on. YOU RASCAL, YOU!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leenorman Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Some of us do not have your MONEY, and we HAVE TO shop there. You saying you don't have Dollar General? They are the best - and contrary to those who say nay - they DO HAVE name brands! And, they accept manufaturer's coupons, which helps the bill lessen, too. Then, there is always Aldi's; they are truly the best, except they don't accept manufacturer's coupons; but, prices are so low, you don't need the coupons - ; even though their own brand product, haven't found but one thing that doesn't compare to a long-line of 'name brand' from family history and habits, have I found. That would be their 'brand' spaghetti sauce - I prefer home-made, sweeter, rather than saltier; so, I stick to Prego, which I CAN buy at $ Gen'l.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 You saying you don't have Dollar General? They are the best - and contrary to those who say nay - they DO HAVE name brands! And, they accept manufaturer's coupons, which helps the bill lessen, too. Then, there is always Aldi's; they are truly the best, except they don't accept manufacturer's coupons; but, prices are so low, you don't need the coupons - ; even though their own brand product, haven't found but one thing that doesn't compare to a long-line of 'name brand' from family history and habits, have I found. That would be their 'brand' spaghetti sauce - I prefer home-made, sweeter, rather than saltier; so, I stick to Prego, which I CAN buy at $ Gen'l.... Of course we have dollar stores, i'm there at least once a week, toiletries for half what you pay at the regular drugstores, fresh bread at 1.25, some food, chocolate bars at half the price of convenience stores, i could go on all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 So today after school I had practice in the gym and they have this bike in a storeroom that I know how to get into so me and some friends took turns riding the bike as fast as we could through the school. Anyway, I'm on the bike and I'm wearing sweatpants. After awhile it starts to get hard to pedal and I look down and I see that my sweatpants got caught on the chain or something and started to unravel more and more as I rode. That is some straight up physical comedy. Now this is all eerily similar to that situation with La Carmichael's skirt and the elevator, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 After awhile it starts to get hard Dunno, couldn't get past that one line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Dunno, couldn't get past that one line. Excuse me Claude, here I am trying to tell a silly story and you bring your smutty ideals into everything as usual! Well, I've had just about all I can take! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Excuse me Claude, here I am trying to tell a silly story and you bring your smutty ideals into everything as usual! Well, I've had just about all I can take! Lighten up kid, you'll live longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Excuse me Claude, here I am trying to tell a silly story and you bring your smutty ideals into everything as usual! Well, I've had just about all I can take! You're right, i'm sorry, i will N E V E R comment on any of your posts again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 You're right, i'm sorry, i will N E V E R comment on any of your posts again. I've had just about enough of your sass, young man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Lighten up kid, you'll live longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Sorry again, but i just like a ribald sense of humor, as did Lucy, "i just can't resist an opening like that", i'll leave THAT last one alone. I'm well aware that i sometimes go overboard, but i love a good laugh, like i have said many times, we're not curing cancer here, we're just posting on a site, never meant to offend, just to laugh a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm pretty sure Freddie was being sarcastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm pretty sure Freddie was being sarcastic. Yeah, i figured that by today's post, did not take it that way yesterday though. I know i shouldn't always give SCUSES for my bad behavior but i had just looked at films of gays being thrown off of high buildings by ISIS for just being who they are, so maybe that pushed me to joke sexually, i dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Why do you watch that stuff, it just riles you up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Why do you watch that stuff, it just riles you up? Well, you couldn't escape it, it was one of the big news items, i checked it out because i couldn't believe these sorts of things happen nowadays with those morons. Stonings, hangings, beheadings, people thrown off buildings for being gay, and all in 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'm pretty sure Freddie was being sarcastic. Yeah, i figured that by today's post, did not take it that way yesterday though. I know i shouldn't always give SCUSES for my bad behavior but i had just looked at films of gays being thrown off of high buildings by ISIS for just being who they are, so maybe that pushed me to joke sexually, i dunno. Sorry my sarcasm didn't shine through the internet, not to mention it caught you at a bad time. Hope things are on the upside as of now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Sorry my sarcasm didn't shine through the internet, not to mention it caught you at a bad time. Hope things are on the upside as of now Yes, whenever things work out like this, thought i was headed away from this site yet again, then everything gets back to normal, even with the most God awful things happening all over the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Yes, whenever things work out like this, thought i was headed away from this site yet again, then everything gets back to normal, even with the most God awful things happening all over the world. Even though everyone has their little misunderstandings, it's good to know that The Lounge is a very welcoming place for everyone no matter what's going on around the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Even though everyone has their little misunderstandings, it's good to know that The Lounge is a very welcoming place for everyone no matter what's going on around the world Are you saying ISIS members should join????? And shouldn't it be ASSES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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