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[Neil]

I just discovered these and they're TOOOOO hilarious. It's hard to pick but my favorite is the two-part Main Street!! I suppose it's all (dirty?) water under the bridge, but after some of the ribbald entries in this category, WHAT could POSSIBLY have gone TOO far as to not make it past our beloved censor?

 

Bob Switching -- Lucy Carmichael goes on a TV Quiz Show to win a week's worth of writing lessons from crack television scribe Bob Carroll, Jr. In the meantime, poor Bob is tied up due to a facial hair-related emergency and in lieu of Schiller and Weiskopf, Lucy is disappointed to be stuck with Bob O'Brien.

 

Lucy Carter meets Lucy Ricardo -- Lucy is shocked to be confronted with her doppleganger on a visit to the home of mutual friend Cathy Williams.

 

Main Street, U.A.E. -- Lucy accompanies Mr. Mooney to open up a branch of the Westland Bank in the United Arab Emirates.

 

Lucy Blows Main Street Off The Map -- The visit doesn't go so well.

 

Someone Has A Facelift With Dinah -- Lucy and her old buddy Dinah book surgery on the same day.

 

Kim Cuts You-Know-Who -- Kim is mortified to discover that the widow of Lucy Carter's second husband is selling her mother's worldly belongings.

[Brock]

I suppose it's all (dirty?) water under the bridge, but after some of the ribbald entries in this category, WHAT could POSSIBLY have gone TOO far as to not make it past our beloved censor?

 

Not here, please!

 

(Check your PMs.)

[Neil]

Song for "Lucy Blows Main Street Off the Map"

 

"Hey, by the way, are ya wishin' what I'm wishin'?

Whatya say we get together and aim our ammunition

At the Jewish State and say to hell with their tradition!

Mainstreet UAE!!"

 

I also thought "Lucy Sells Craig to Liberace" was a clever combining of two episodes.

[Mot Morenzi]

Equal Fights:

After years of being spanked by Ricky, Lucy decides it's time to turn the tables!

 

Lucy Gets Locked in Her Car:

Lucy Carmichael spends a lonely 24 hours alone when she locks herself inside her car and can't get herself out.

 

Lucy Takes a Dump in a Truck:

Lucy's incontinence gets the better of her when she accidentally defecates inside Harvey Simmons' truck, and she enlists a disgusted Viv to help her clean it out.

 

Lucy & Ethel Get the Same Tattoo:

The girls are both excited when their husbands allow them to get tattoos, but are mortified to discover they got the exact same one (in the same place to boot!)

There then follows an intense argument where they decide which one is going to get hers removed.

 

Country Club Pants:

Declaring she hasn't got a thing to wear, Lucy has no choice but to make do wearing a pair of Ricky's trousers to the club dance.

 

Lucy Hunts Plutonium:

Lucy, Ethel & Fred intend to seek out Plutonium, ignoring Ricky's dire warnings of the consequences.

 

Lucy & The Swiss Cheese:

After she and Ethel gorge themselves on too much room service in Lucerne, Lucy is forced to take a job in a cheese shop to pay the extravagant bill.

 

The Fake Passports:

Determined to get to Europe despite not having a birth certificate, Lucy seeks out the finest counterfeit passport operator in the slums of NYC.

 

Lucy & The Sub Sandwich:

Mr. Mooney is furious when Lucy orders him a 12 foot long sandwich instead of a 12 inch one, and makes her stay over-time, without pay, to eat it.

 

The Girls Get into the Business:

Desperate for their own money, Lucy & Ethel start working nights on street corners in various disguses, only to get propositioned by Fred!

 

Ethel's Ho-Down:

Ethel lets her southern roots get the better of her when she unleashes a Hillbilly mob on the apartment building.

 

Tennessee Bondage:

The foursome gets arrested in Tennessee and are forced to endure the sherriff's and his slutty daughters' fetishes while in the clink.

 

Lucy Writes a Romance Novel:

The gang is shocked when Lucy writes a novel, and are mortified to find she based it on their sex lives.

 

Mr. & Mr. TV Show:

Lucy's hopes of appearing with Ricky on a TV show are dashed when the sponser wants Ricky and Fred to be the couple!

 

The Nymphomaniac:

Ricky and Fred get the wrong idea when Lucy is seen having numerous strange men over to her apartment, when in reality she's planning a date auction for her women's club.

 

Lucy & Uncle Harry's Prostate:

Lucy attempts to provide Harry comfort during a routine prostate check but only makes matters worse...

 

Lucy Kills the Burtons:

After getting Liz Taylor's ring stuck on her finger, Lucy Carter decides she never wants to take it off and must do away with the only witnesses: the Burtons!

 

Mary Jane's Boytoy:

Lucy is mortified to discover Mary Jane is using a much younger man for sex, but rethinks her opinion after finding a young stud of her own.

 

Lucy & Viv Smoke Marijuana:

While Aunt Viv is visiting, she and Lucy discover Craig's private stash and light up while the kids are out.

 

Lucy Gets an l'avortement:

After breaking the good news to Ricky about the baby, Lucy decides she doesn't want it.

 

Lucy Kisses the Mertzes:

Ricky is left stumped after Lucy starts kissing Fred and Ethel all the time for no apparent reason.

 

Lucy & The Mummy:

Lucy & Ethel get cursed while visiting Egypt

 

Ricky Loses His Member:

Tired of Ricky's treatment of her, Lucy pulls a Lorena Bobbitt on her husband while he's asleep.

 

Never Do Orgies With Friends:

The Ricardos and the Applebys find it hard to talk to each other after a drunken night's experimentation.

 

The Star Affairs:

Lucy makes the most of having Cornel Wilde staying upstairs, and soon he makes arrangements for the bellboy to smuggle her into his room.

 

Lucy Goes to Fart Class:

Determined to outbeat Viv's anal trumpeting, Lucy seeks some flatulant advice from a baked bean salesman.

 

The Kinky Handcuffs:

The Ricardos accidentally get handcuffed to their beds, in the buff, for 24 hours until an embarassed Fred finds the key.

 

Lucy, the Gunslinger:

After her new LA apartment gets robbed, Lucy Carmichael becomes too obsessed with self defense and shoots everything that startles her.

 

Bod, Bod Lucy:

Middle-aged Lucy Carter becomes an unlikely sex symbol who's asked to show off her bikini "bod" in a series of print ads

 

Lucy the Nixer:

Lucy Carter takes on a decidedly negative attitude and starts refusing and condeming everything in sight.

 

Lucy the Shoplifting Expert:

Lucy Carter teaches her kids the fine art of thievery.

 

Lucy Gets Rapid Runs:

Too much metamucil for Lucy Carter causes her to break out the depends.

[C L A U D E]

Equal Fights:

After years of being spanked by Ricky, Lucy decides it's time to turn the tables!

 

Lucy Gets Locked in Her Car:

Lucy Carmichael spends a lonely 24 hours alone when she locks herself inside her car and can't get herself out.

 

Lucy Takes a Dump in a Truck:

Lucy's incontinence gets the better of her when she accidentally defecates inside Harvey Simmons' truck, and she enlists a disgusted Viv to help her clean it out.

 

Lucy & Ethel Get the Same Tattoo:

The girls are both excited when their husbands allow them to get tattoos, but are mortified to discover they got the exact same one (in the same place to boot!)

There then follows an intense argument where they decide which one is going to get hers removed.

 

Country Club Pants:

Declaring she hasn't got a thing to wear, Lucy has no choice but to make do wearing a pair of Ricky's trousers to the club dance.

 

Lucy Hunts Plutonium:

Lucy, Ethel & Fred intend to seek out Plutonium, ignoring Ricky's dire warnings of the consequences.

 

Lucy & The Swiss Cheese:

After she and Ethel gorge themselves on too much room service in Lucerne, Lucy is forced to take a job in a cheese shop to pay the extravagant bill.

 

The Fake Passports:

Determined to get to Europe despite not having a birth certificate, Lucy seeks out the finest counterfeit passport operator in the slums of NYC.

 

Lucy & The Sub Sandwich:

Mr. Mooney is furious when Lucy orders him a 12 foot long sandwich instead of a 12 inch one, and makes her stay over-time, without pay, to eat it.

 

The Girls Get into the Business:

Desperate for their own money, Lucy & Ethel start working nights on street corners in various disguses, only to get propositioned by Fred!

 

Ethel's Ho-Down:

Ethel lets her southern roots get the better of her when she unleashes a Hillbilly mob on the apartment building.

 

Tennessee Bondage:

The foursome gets arrested in Tennessee and are forced to endure the sherriff's and his slutty daughters' fetishes while in the clink.

 

Lucy Writes a Romance Novel:

The gang is shocked when Lucy writes a novel, and are mortified to find she based it on their sex lives.

 

Mr. & Mr. TV Show:

Lucy's hopes of appearing with Ricky on a TV show are dashed when the sponser wants Ricky and Fred to be the couple!

 

The Nymphomaniac:

Ricky and Fred get the wrong idea when Lucy is seen having numerous strange men over to her apartment, when in reality she's planning a date auction for her women's club.

 

Lucy & Uncle Harry's Prostate:

Lucy attempts to provide Harry comfort during a routine prostate check but only makes matters worse...

 

Lucy Kills the Burtons:

After getting Liz Taylor's ring stuck on her finger, Lucy Carter decides she never wants to take it off and must do away with the only witnesses: the Burtons!

 

Mary Jane's Boytoy:

Lucy is mortified to discover Mary Jane is using a much younger man for sex, but rethinks her opinion after finding a young stud of her own.

 

Lucy & Viv Smoke Marijuana:

While Aunt Viv is visiting, she and Lucy discover Craig's private stash and light up while the kids are out.

 

Lucy Gets an l'avortement:

After breaking the good news to Ricky about the baby, Lucy decides she doesn't want it.

 

Lucy Kisses the Mertzes:

Ricky is left stumped after Lucy starts kissing Fred and Ethel all the time for no apparent reason.

 

Lucy & The Mummy:

Lucy & Ethel get cursed while visiting Egypt

 

Ricky Loses His Member:

Tired of Ricky's treatment of her, Lucy pulls a Lorena Bobbitt on her husband while he's asleep.

 

Never Do Orgies With Friends:

The Ricardos and the Applebys find it hard to talk to each other after a drunken night's experimentation.

 

The Star Affairs:

Lucy makes the most of having Cornel Wilde staying upstairs, and soon he makes arrangements for the bellboy to smuggle her into his room.

 

Lucy Goes to Fart Class:

Determined to outbeat Viv's anal trumpeting, Lucy seeks some flatulant advice from a baked bean salesman.

 

The Kinky Handcuffs:

The Ricardos accidentally get handcuffed to their beds, in the buff, for 24 hours until an embarassed Fred finds the key.

 

Lucy, the Gunslinger:

After her new LA apartment gets robbed, Lucy Carmichael becomes too obsessed with self defense and shoots everything that startles her.

 

Bod, Bod Lucy:

Middle-aged Lucy Carter becomes an unlikely sex symbol who's asked to show of her bikini "bod" in a series of print ads

 

Lucy the Nixer:

Lucy Carter takes on a decidedly negative attitude and starts refusing and condeming everything in sight.

 

Lucy the Shoplifting Expert:

Lucy Carter teaches her kids the fine art of thievery.

 

Lucy Gets Rapid Runs:

Too much metamucil for Lucy Carter to break out the depends.

Oh my, some of those are quite creative and hilariously funny, you must have spent a load of time on creating them.

[Brock]

These are brilliant! What a great first post. LOL Welcome!

 

These are particular favourites:

 

 

Lucy & Ethel Get the Same Tattoo:

The girls are both excited when their husbands allow them to get tattoos, but are mortified to discover they got the exact same one (in the same place to boot!)

There then follows an intense argument where they decide which one is going to get hers removed.

 

Lucy Hunts Plutonium:

Lucy, Ethel & Fred intend to seek out Plutonium, ignoring Ricky's dire warnings of the consequences.

 

The Fake Passports:

Determined to get to Europe despite not having a birth certificate, Lucy seeks out the finest counterfeit passport operator in the slums of NYC.

 

Lucy & The Sub Sandwich:

Mr. Mooney is furious when Lucy orders him a 12 foot long sandwich instead of a 12 inch one, and makes her stay over-time, without pay, to eat it.

 

The Girls Get into the Business:

Desperate for their own money, Lucy & Ethel start working nights on street corners in various disguses, only to get propositioned by Fred!

 

The Nymphomaniac:

Ricky and Fred get the wrong idea when Lucy is seen having numerous strange men over to her apartment, when in reality she's planning a date auction for her women's club.

 

Lucy & Uncle Harry's Prostate:

Lucy attempts to provide Harry comfort during a routine prostate check but only makes matters worse...

 

Lucy Kills the Burtons:

After getting Liz Taylor's ring stuck on her finger, Lucy Carter decides she never wants to take it off and must do away with the only witnesses: the Burtons!

 

Mary Jane's Boytoy:

Lucy is mortified to discover Mary Jane is using a much younger man for sex, but rethinks her opinion after finding a young stud of her own.

 

Ricky Loses His Member:

Tired of Ricky's treatment of her, Lucy pulls a Lorena Bobbitt on her husband while he's asleep.

 

Never Do Orgies With Friends:

The Ricardos and the Applebys find it hard to talk to each other after a drunken night's experimentation.

 

Lucy Gets Rapid Runs:

Too much metamucil for Lucy Carter to break out the depends.

 

Hilarious stuff!

[Mot Morenzi]

Thanks for the feedback everyone, glad you're enjoying them. Here's a few more off the top of my head.

 

 

Lucy, the Mean Queen:

Lucy Carmichael gets chosen Queen for the Day, but becomes so demanding that soon everyone is declaring "off with her head!"

 

Staten Island Fairy:

Lucy & Ethel become intoxicated and go searching for magic fairies on Staten Island (lame, yes, bug I liked the title).

 

Lucy is Jealous of a Girl Stripper:

Furious that Ricky has hired Gypsy Rose Lee for his new club act, Lucy decides to take her place at any cost.

 

Lucy Digs Up Her Date:

Realizing that a now-deceased former date of hers was buried with her ring in his pocket, Lucy enlists Viv to help dig up the body and recover it.

 

Lucy Dyes a Sheep:

Feeling that Clementine is looking rather drab, Jerry & Sherman dye her wool purple the day before Mr. Barnsdahl schedules her to do a cotton ball commercial!

 

Together for Chrismahanukwanzika:

Wanting to expose their children to as many cultures as possible, Lucy & Viv argue about how to celebrate Christmas, Chanukah and Kwanza all at once.

 

Lucy the Fire Master:

After setting her kitchen on fire by mistake, Lucy Carmichael becomes a pyromaniac and torches the Westland Bank.

 

Lucy the Flight Manager:

Mr. Mooney finally fires Lucy, who takes a job in the control tower of LAX!

 

Lucy & The French Porn Star:

When handsome adult star Jacques L'érection opens an account at the bank, a drunken Lucy seduces him.

 

Lucy & Tennessee Ernie's Hemp Farm:

Lucy helps Ernie Ford with his new business: pot growing

 

Lucy Beats the Queen:

Queen Elizabeth II is furious that Lucy beats her at Bridge, and demands a rematch to be aired on the BBC

 

Tennessee Ernie Hangs Himself:

Driven mad by Lucy's antics, Ernie Ford hangs himself in the Ricardo's apartment, and Lucy & Ricky must cover up quickly before Fred finds out.

 

Little Ricky Gets a Snog:

Little Ricky finally gets his first kiss...with Stevie Appleby!

 

Lucy Braises Chickens:

Furious that their chickens aren't laying eggs, Lucy & Ethel slaughter them and hold a block party barbecue

 

Lucy Does the Mango:

Lucy & Ethel secretly try to make mango wine to sell in the country, but stomping mangos is a lot harder than stomping grapes!

 

Lucy Takes Some Booze in Havanna:

Lucy & her friend Suzie McNamara go on a monumental binge while visiting Cuba

[C L A U D E]

Thanks for the feedback everyone, glad you're enjoying them. Here's a few more off the top of my head.

 

 

Lucy, the Mean Queen:

Lucy Carmichael gets chosen Queen for the Day, but becomes so demanding that soon everyone is declaring "off with her head!"

 

Staten Island Fairy:

Lucy & Ethel become intoxicated and go searching for magic fairies on Staten Island (lame, yes, bug I liked the title).

 

Lucy is Jealous of a Girl Stripper:

Furious that Ricky has hired Gypsy Rose Lee for his new club act, Lucy decides to take her place at any cost.

 

Lucy Digs Up Her Date:

Realizing that a now-deceased former date of hers was buried with her ring in his pocket, Lucy enlists Viv to help dig up the body and recover it.

 

Lucy Dyes a Sheep:

Feeling that Clementine is looking rather drab, Jerry & Sherman dye her wool purple the day before Mr. Barnsdahl schedules her to do a cotton ball commercial!

 

Together for Chrismahanukwanzika:

Wanting to expose their children to as many cultures as possible, Lucy & Viv argue about how to celebrate Christmas, Chanukah and Kwanza all at once.

 

Lucy the Fire Master:

After setting her kitchen on fire by mistake, Lucy Carmichael becomes a pyromaniac and torches the Westland Bank.

 

Lucy the Flight Manager:

Mr. Mooney finally fires Lucy, who takes a job in the control tower of LAX!

 

Lucy & The French Porn Star:

When handsome adult star Jacques L'érection opens an account at the bank, a drunken Lucy seduces him.

 

Lucy & Tennessee Ernie's Hemp Farm:

Lucy helps Ernie Ford with his new business: pot growing

 

Lucy Beats the Queen:

Queen Elizabeth II is furious that Lucy beats her at Bridge, and demands a rematch to be aired on the BBC

 

Tennessee Ernie Hangs Himself:

Driven mad by Lucy's antics, Ernie Ford hangs himself in the Ricardo's apartment, and Lucy & Ricky must cover up quickly before Fred finds out.

 

Little Ricky Gets a Snog:

Little Ricky finally gets his first kiss...with Stevie Appleby!

 

Lucy Braises Chickens:

Furious that their chickens aren't laying eggs, Lucy & Ethel slaughter them and hold a block party barbecue

 

Lucy Does the Mango:

Lucy & Ethel secretly try to make mango wine to sell in the country, but stomping mangos is a lot harder than stomping grapes!

 

Lucy Takes Some Booze in Havanna:

Lucy & her friend Suzie McNamara go on a monumental binge while visiting Cuba

One can tell from reading those that you are definitely college educated. AND college material. Very clever, well done.

[Mot Morenzi]

One can tell from reading those that you are definitely college educated. AND college material. Very clever, well done.

 

 

Thank you! I also posted an essay I wrote about Lucy in college over in the Hennarincess forum.

[C L A U D E]

Thank you! I also posted an essay I wrote about Lucy in college over in the Hennarincess forum.

I know, saw it, read it, loved it. I just wonder if all these things are about Lucy, why your name is Vivian Bagley, LOL!

[Mot Morenzi]

I know, saw it, read it, loved it. I just wonder if all these things are about Lucy, why your name is Vivian Bagley, LOL!

 

Ahaha. Well, I'm a big Vivian Vance fan, too. I don't know why I chose it, just did. Glad you liked it.

[C L A U D E]

Ahaha. Well, I'm a big Vivian Vance fan, too. I don't know why I chose it, just did. Glad you liked it.

I'll just think of Lucy Carmichael when i read one of your posts, LOL! AND WELCOME TO TEH SITE BY THE WAY!

[Neil]

Hilarious!! Are you Canadian? 'cause you're all so clever...and prolific

 

May I propose a sequel to

Mary Jane's Boytoy? (Lucy is mortified to discover Mary Jane is using a much younger man for sex, but rethinks her opinion after finding a young stud of her own)

 

"Lucy and Patty Duke"

When Mary Jane's boyfriend dumps her for an older richer movie star, Lucy enlists the help of cradle-robber Patty Duke to help her and Mary Jane secure some young stuff. Patty's main squeeze is part of a 3-man rock combo playing at the Hungry Hippy and she arranges a triple date for after the show, but Lucy is mortified to discover Patty's beau bears a striking resemblance to her son. Guests: Dino, Desi and Billy. Special guest cameo: Mae West

[Mot Morenzi]

Hilarious!! Are you Canadian? 'cause you're all so clever...and prolific

 

May I propose a sequel to

Mary Jane's Boytoy? (Lucy is mortified to discover Mary Jane is using a much younger man for sex, but rethinks her opinion after finding a young stud of her own)

 

"Lucy and Patty Duke"

When Mary Jane's boyfriend dumps her for an older richer movie star, Lucy enlists the help of cradle-robber Patty Duke to help her and Mary Jane secure some young stuff. Patty's main squeeze is part of a 3-man rock combo playing at the Hungry Hippy and she arranges a triple date for after the show, but Lucy is mortified to discover Patty's beau bears a striking resemblance to her son. Guests: Dino, Desi and Billy. Special guest cameo: Mae West

 

 

That's a great sequel, Neil! Love it. And while I'm not a Canadian citizen, I did attend university there for 4 years

[Neil]

But this one takes the cake!!

 

Lucy Digs Up Her Date:

Realizing that a now-deceased former date of hers was buried with her ring in his pocket, Lucy enlists Viv to help dig up the body and recover it.

[C L A U D E]

That's a great sequel, Neil! Love it. And while I'm not a Canadian citizen, I did attend university there for 4 years

Really? Which one?

[C L A U D E]

But this one takes the cake!!

 

Lucy Digs Up Her Date:

Realizing that a now-deceased former date of hers was buried with her ring in his pocket, Lucy enlists Viv to help dig up the body and recover it.

LOL! OMG, you just have to be Milt Josefsberg's nephew or something.

[Mot Morenzi]

LOL! OMG, you just have to be Milt Josephsberg's nephew or something.

 

You're too kind

I attended the University of King's College in Halifax

[Brock]

 

Lucy Digs Up Her Date:

Realizing that a now-deceased former date of hers was buried with her ring in his pocket, Lucy enlists Viv to help dig up the body and recover it.

 

Together for Chrismahanukwanzika:

Wanting to expose their children to as many cultures as possible, Lucy & Viv argue about how to celebrate Christmas, Chanukah and Kwanza all at once.

 

Lucy the Flight Manager:

Mr. Mooney finally fires Lucy, who takes a job in the control tower of LAX!

 

Lucy Beats the Queen:

Queen Elizabeth II is furious that Lucy beats her at Bridge, and demands a rematch to be aired on the BBC

 

Tennessee Ernie Hangs Himself:

Driven mad by Lucy's antics, Ernie Ford hangs himself in the Ricardo's apartment, and Lucy & Ricky must cover up quickly before Fred finds out.

 

Little Ricky Gets a Snog:

Little Ricky finally gets his first kiss...with Stevie Appleby!

 

Lucy Braises Chickens:

Furious that their chickens aren't laying eggs, Lucy & Ethel slaughter them and hold a block party barbecue

 

 

These are all so fantastic! The ones above are my favourite and the title "Lucy Braises Chickens" is particularly tickling me for some reason. LOL Keep 'em coming!

[Brock]

You're too kind

I attended the University of King's College in Halifax

 

 

What brought you to study in Halifax? I have a friend who went to King's College and my cousin went to Dal. I went to Carleton University in Ottawa.

[C L A U D E]

You're too kind

I attended the University of King's College in Halifax

Oh, how did you enjoy the Maritimes? Scenery and great sea food huh?

[Mot Morenzi]

Oh, how did you enjoy the Maritimes? Scenery and great sea food huh?

 

@Brock: I learned about it through a college fair here in Maine (we're so close to the border that Canadian schools often come over), and I liked the sounds of it. I studied theatre and journalism there.

 

@morethanone: I did like it there for the most part. A lot of construction going on while I was there, so I didn't really get to see it at its best, but there were some haunts there I loved going to!

[C L A U D E]

@Brock: I learned about it through a college fair here in Maine (we're so close to the border that Canadian schools often come over), and I liked the sounds of it. I studied theatre and journalism there.

 

@morethanone: I did like it there for the most part. A lot of construction going on while I was there, so I didn't really get to see it at its best, but there were some haunts there I loved going to!

Going to school in Halifax is like going in West Poukeepsie or something, i think you would have enjoyed the bigger ones in the larger cities more.

[Mot Morenzi]

Here we go with a few more!

 

Too Many Schnooks:

Lucy & Ethel get conned into joining the mafia, completely unaware of their predicament.

 

The Million Dollar Heist:

Remembering the time they impersonated kleptomaniacs, Lucy & Ethel decide to actually give bank robbing a try!

 

The Bar Upstairs:

While in Hollywood, Lucy begins hitting the bottle due to her lack of success in movies, and her drunken antics soon become huge tabloid fodder, making her the celebrity she always wanted to be.

 

Ricky Asks for a Rave:

Ricky decides to cut lose and takes the girls and Fred to a rave party, where the Bongo player learns to finally shake his bongos!

 

Hagtime Band:

Lucy & Ethel make a misguided attempt to form a band on Halloween dressed as witches.

 

The Celebrity Indoors:

When reclusive Greta Garbo moves in next door, Lucy & Ethel try to get her to come out of retirement, but are instead sucked into seclusion with her!

 

Lucy Bakes Alaska:

Lucy accidentally destroys a nuclear power plant that causes dramatic climate shifts in the new state of Alaska

 

Lucy Wants a Beer:

Bored to tears out in the country, Lucy & Ethel begin hosting regular beer pong tournaments with Betty Ramsey.

 

Lucy's Bummer Vacation:

Lucy & Ricky spend a very tedious and dull week with a disenchanted Ida Lupino and Howard Duff (what the episode should've been called, right?)

 

Vivian Boos Lucy:

Lucy is a flop at the Danfield talent show, and Viv lets her know it in front of the whole audience

 

Lucy Buys a Goat:

Lucy decides Clementine needs some company

 

Lucy & Viv Open Fire at a Restaurant:

Disgusted at their lousy service, Lucy & Viv gun down staff and patrons at a local haunt.

 

Lucy is Her Own Boyer:

Lucy is at first delighted, and then horrified, at winning a Charles Boyer look-a-like contest.

 

Lucy & The Booty Doctor:

Lucy & Viv decide it's time to get butt-lifts

 

Lucy Gets a Broom Mate:

Lucy and Carol Burnett get jobs as janitors, but end up making more messes than cleaning them

 

Lucy the Baby Quitter:

Tired of having two preteen children to deal with, Lucy dumps them off at boarding schools and never speaks about them again (wink wink

[mikidiki]

My favourite one you posted was "The Celebrity Indoors" because I just love the idea of it, but my least favourite one was "Lucy's Bummer Vacation" because I really enjoyed the actual episode!