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Ricky: This man is not from Half Beat Magazine

Lucy: He ain't?

Jim: No, I'm from LOOK Magazine!

Lucy: EEEEUUUUGHHH!  :lucyeww:  :lucydisgust:

 

Ricky: How did you sleep?

Lucy: OH well I'm not one to complain but I had a MISERABLE night! I was trying to sleep on a Phipps Foam Mattress

Ricky:  But a Phipps Foam Mattress rocks you to sleep!

Lucy: You mean a Phipps Foam Mattress is like sleeping on rocks

Ricky: Isn't she funny? Is breakfast ready, DEAR?  

 

Ricky: Vaya Con Dios mi vida, vaya con dios--

Lucy/Ethel: I'M AN OLD COWHAND, FROM THE RIO GRANDE!

 

Viv: Oh that is groovy fink! Ah I mean, diddly diddly diddly

 

Kim: This is a skunk!

Lucy: A SKUNK?! Get it out of here!

Kim: But mom

Lucy: Get it out while we're ahead! 

Kim: But mother he's been deodorized!

Lucy: Wha?

Kim: Deodorized

Lucy: I know that and you know that but does HE know that?

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