Brock Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 http://www.chicagonow.com/intellectual-chicago-suburbs/2016/12/stevens-cynical-christmas-5-the-ten-ethel-mertz-of-christmas-or-an-i-love-lucy-holiday/ This is wondaful! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I will be adopting those for Christmas this year. Cleaver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 This is hysterical! .......... On the first Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: some hostess pants that look so tacky! On the second Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! On the third Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! ........... Anyone care to continue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 On the fourth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! On the fifth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me FIVE green lame coaaaaaaaaaats! Four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropicjeff Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the Sixth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me SIX Shortnin' Breads, FIVE green lame coaaaaaaaaaats, Four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the seventh Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me SEVEN trips to Mayo's, SIX Shortnin' Breads, FIVE green lame coaaaaaaaaaats, Four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the eighth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me EIGHT chocolate soldiers, seven trips to Mayo's, six Shortnin' Breads, five green lame coaaaaaaaaats, four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the ninth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me NINE tix to Teacups, eight chocolate soldiers, seven trips to Mayo's, six Shortnin' Breads, five green lame coaaaaaaaaats, four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leenorman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the tenth Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: TEN trees, no needles; NINE tix to Teacups, eight chocolate soldiers, seven trips to Mayo's, six Shortnin' Breads, five green lame coaaaaaaaaats, four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted December 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On the eleventh Ethel of Christmas, my old grouch gave to me: ELEVEN pints of Will Wright's, ten trees, no needles; nine tix to Teacups, eight chocolate soldiers, seven trips to Mayo's, six Shortnin' Breads, five green lame coaaaaaaaaats, four trips to 21, three butter knives, two burlap sacks and some hostess pants that look so tacky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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