JoeySanJoaquin Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Ok, you'll have to SPLAIN that one to me. He was always the guy in the fake bear suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 How about we get Joan Crawford to do a show, i hear she stopped drinking years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 If Joan does not work out, we change it to the girls finding Jackie O's house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Things Lucy should never bring up to anyone: Madelyn, be sure to compliment Tallulah on her outfit today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Richard Burton always LOVES when people give him stage directions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Lucy, you should do ALL your shows with animals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 You're gonna LOVE working with dead, smelly tuna fish stuffed with KOTEX. And don't worry if one of those damn things falls out...no one will think it's yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 When you did those classes, did Burton ever sign up for a refresher course? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 This is a typo of near-"coontest" proportions! Hey, i corrected it right away, to me every guy is gay or at least ready to turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Look at this callous on my foot! Ain't that a doozie?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Lucy, here's your new Ethel Mertz, Joan Blondell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hey Lucy, that marshmellow stuck to your foot, Gary says you could give it to Danny Kaye as a gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Lucy, you`re the Queen of comedy, so how about you do a TV movie about a homeless bag lady, just thinking of it i burst out laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Lucy, those oranges in your backyard, what a great color that would be for your hair! WIGS by SUNKIST! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Gary has this great idea for a NEW show with all your OLD people, it`s called Life With Loocil, er Lucy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hey Lucy, I think you should give that Arnold Whatshisname his big break and cast him as your masseur. What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hey Lucy, I think you should give that Arnold Whatshisname his big break and cast him as your masseur. What could go wrong? Or worse yet . . . Lucy, i want you to meet this new young comedian, gary morton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 How did that broomstick feel when you worked with Orson Welles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Or worse yet . . . Lucy, i want you to meet this new young comedian, gary morton. Cleo: LUCY! You'll never believe the coup we just got -- our guest-star next week is... wait for it... O.J. SIMPSON!!! :HALKING: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Cleo: LUCY! You'll never believe the coup we just got -- our guest-star next week is... wait for it... O.J. SIMPSON!!! :HALKING: Yeah, we tried to get Robert Blake or Phil Spector but they're killers, this one got off so he's innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hi Lucy, i'm Victoria Principal, you wanna know what i thought of little Desi jr in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 So, you wanna go see a Liz Taylor movie or a Bette Davis one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 27, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Ever cheat off of Bette's paper when you went to school together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikidiki Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hey Lucy, I think you should give that Arnold Whatshisname his big break and cast him as your masseur. What could go wrong? LOL! This one did make me laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Hey Lucy, that marshmellow stuck to your foot, Gary says you could give it to Danny Kaye as a gift! funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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