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Mot Morenzi    1,207

Okay all... if we were entering that Lucille Ball look-a-like contest, what would our submissions be?

 

 

"If you want to be a lady, then show a little class

Make sure that you smell heavenly and not like methane gas

Or else they all will laugh at you as it eeps out of your a**!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

 

Or:

 

"When you are at your very best, all men will stop and stare

They will smell your sweet aroma; see the sheen that's in your hair

And every night will always end with your legs up in the air!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

I have honestly never seen anyone that looks like Lucille Ball! She's a class of her own!

 

And your jingle submission is... ;)

Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread :)

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight

All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite

Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!

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mikidiki    127

And your jingle submission is... ;)

Yes, you're right about Lucy being one of a kind...but not really the point of this thread :)

 

LOL! Sorry, I completely read the original post incorrectly!

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JoeySoCal    960

If you’re feeling rather lonely, and there’s not a man in sight

All it takes is an aroma that’ll make the fishies bite

Pretty soon you’ll find a suitor with a bum that’s firm and tight!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!

Brian's on a roll!! Inspired! ;)
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Mot Morenzi    1,207

Thanks guys!

 

If you want some real attention, then buy Mais Ouis today

And watch how nearly every man starts heading towards your way

The only ones who will not care are obviously gay!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume

 

:)

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Neil    1,136

I’d kick this boy a furlong,

that tone-deaf kid KirBY.

I’ll aim an atomizer

filled with piss at LansbuRY

Who wants do do the movie?

Ang and Frankie say “May we?”

 

Back off! Cower!

Your grapes are sour.

“Mame” will star LuCY.

 

Yes, I know it's not about Mais Oui (only tangentially) and it really doesn't make any sense...and you have to put the accent on the wrong syllable of the rhyming words.....but it's what came into my head. My rolls are a little bumbier than Brian's.

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

LOL! More thought provoking than Jodie Foster's speech last night!

 

"I have a brand new movie, the name of it is Mame

The critics think it's awful but they love me just the same

It's problems were not my fault; Gene Saks should take the blame!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!"

 

:lucyhaha:

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

A dab of Mais Ouis perfume will make you smell so nice

All eyes will be upon you and all noses sniffing thrice

Our perfume will work wonders and it also can kill lice!

Spray it, dab it, make it a habit!

Use Mais Ouis Perfume!

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

The roses red are blooming and permeate the breeze

Why not add another fragrence that can never fail to please

But just don't overdo it, or else you'll make him sneeze!

Spray it...

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up!

 

"If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme

I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time

I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine!

Spray it..."

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Mmadluv7    220

Oh come now guys, I can't be the only one capable of making these up!

 

"If I want to win a new car, I have to make this rhyme

I didn't try the perfume 'cause I didn't have the time

I find most men will dig me even if I smell like brine!

Spray it..."

 

When you sit by him at dinner, he'll take a whiff and swoon

And surely he will whisk you, to a night of stars and moon

another dab will do you, to last the whole night through

spray it!...

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

If you're looking oh so pretty

It will never fail to please

But by adding some aroma you will soon be quite a tease

It won't be long before some man will get you on your knees!

Spray it...

 

Some fellas find you sexy, and there's not doubt that you're hot

But you'll make more of an impact with that perfume you just bought

And then all men will volunteer to search for your g-spot!

Spray it...

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Mot Morenzi    1,207

If you want a man's attention

But he's playing hard to get

There's a secret I will mention

Just one whiff will make him sweat

It's a brand new scent for ladies

With a name you won't forget!

Spray it, dab it...

 

If your husband's always out late

And you don't know where he goes

You could change the food you're cooking

Change your makeup, hair and clothes

But wouldn't it be simpler, dear

To snag him by his nose?

Spray it, dab it...

 

If a man you like is charming

And would make a special friend

Then perhaps a stunning fragrance

Would at last cause him to bend

And soon, that something borrowed

You will need someone to lend!

Spray it, dab it...

 

 

Use Mais Oui perfume!

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JoeySoCal    960

If you want a man's attention

But he's playing hard to get

There's a secret I will mention

Just one whiff will make him sweat

It's a brand new scent for ladies

With a name you won't forget!

Spray it, dab it...

 

If your husband's always out late

And you don't know where he goes

You could change the food you're cooking

Change your makeup, hair and clothes

But wouldn't it be simpler, dear

To snag him by his nose?

Spray it, dab it...

 

If a man you like is charming

And would make a special friend

Then perhaps a stunning fragrance

Would at last cause him to bend

And soon, that something borrowed

You will need someone to lend!

Spray it, dab it...

 

 

Use Mais Oui perfume!

Bravo! :lucythrill:

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