vivfantoo* Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I think I channeled Fred Mertz today. Dropped a raw egg on the floor, looked down at the mess & said, "Oh, for corn's sake!" What are some of your favorite Fred lines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikidiki Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 "Answer the door? I was going to lock the door!" God, there are so many, I can't think off the top of my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 (seeing the horse's ass) "Hi, Ethel!" "What's the big deal? You just walk up to her, slip her the grip, and say, 'Hiya, Queen!'" "You know, I kinda think she went for me! It must be the Yul Brenner influence." "Like I said, they can come up and see US on weekends!" "Telephone for Ava Gardner" "WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE'S AVA?" "Remember, Fred, she's just people like you and me." "She might be people, but she's NOT like you and me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyfan101 Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 "She spends money like I'm printing it in the basement!" "Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?" Ricky: "What do you know about rice?" Fred: "Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life." "You're scared? Think of the Queen!" "What are you, a birdwatcher?" "What was the matter with ten dollars??!!" "Who's that? What's that!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 18, 2010 Report Share Posted October 18, 2010 "Lucy! You here dressed like that... You must be out of your mind!" "Ethel! You here, dressed like that... HE must be out of his mind!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 "Rome wasn't built like YOU, either!" "Lucy's fine..but I'm a wreck! From now on, you can have your babies ALONE!" "I've been on the other side of that GREEN face!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted October 5, 2011 Report Share Posted October 5, 2011 "Why that money has nothing to do with my deep devotion for you." "LUCY's?!" "What makes this one so heavy? Oh no wonder!" "I'm not goin' hurtlin' through space in that strung out ferris wheel." in funny cabbie voice: "I know a short cut through Pillidellpia." in "spirit" voice of Adelade: "Shut up you worm!" "Bathtub in the livin'room??" "Are they still followin' me?" "Just keep talkin' and talkin' and talkin'.. you know, act normal." "For once keep your big BAZOO shut." "Hello MOBY." "Whadyigive you..hummh.. I mean how do you like what I gave you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magster Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 You're not supposed to come charging through here like a bull out of a chute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted October 6, 2011 Report Share Posted October 6, 2011 "I'm not goin' hurtlin' through space in that strung out ferris wheel." I'm gonna KICK myself when I hear the answer to this. Because when I get into bed in about an hour it'll come to me! What ep is this from? Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 I'm gonna KICK myself when I hear the answer to this. Because when I get into bed in about an hour it'll come to me! What ep is this from? Thanks! The HOUR long show with Fernando "YOU LOOK MARVELOUS" Lamous... They (Mertz's) are sittin at a table outdoors and Ethel is talking about going on the ski lift.. remember it now?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuttyNose Posted October 10, 2011 Report Share Posted October 10, 2011 Yes...now I do. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucyfan64 Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Ethel (on the phone with Lucy): Lucy's in trouble. Fred : Quick,hang up! Lucy (after accidentally stepping on Fred's toes during a dance lesson): Fred,I'm sorry! Fred : Yeah,you're sorry and I'm crippled. Fred (after seeing Ethel in the Ricardos' apartment): A cute young chick? You'll never buy my poultry. Ethel (in tears) : I gave him the best years of my life. Fred: Were those the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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