FreddieMertz Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Recently I've been thinking how funny it would be if Lucy and her cohorts had Twitter back in the day. Here you can post what you think they would have said. I'll start: @FunnyGary: @LucyBall can u pick me up from golf at 4 @LucyBall: cant. busy at vivs wedding @LucyBall: stop txting me gary @LucyBall: gary im busy stop txting @FunnyGary: nvrmnd ill take a taxi but i need to borrow $10 @LucyBall: So proud of @LucieArnaz and her new spinoff show!! @LucyBall: @LucieArnaz srry ur show didnt get picked up lol @LucieArnaz: mother!! @VIVance: please stop calling me ethel @LucyBall: Oscar noms come out 2day hoping 2 get 1 4 mame @LucyBall: wtf if @ellenburstyn can get a nom then so can i! @LucyBall: so pissed at @GeneSaks its all his fault. @LucyBall: trying to convince @BobFosse 2 put me in cabaret @BobFosse: u cant be in cabaret @LucyBall @LucyBall: but i know i will get oscar for it!! @MJCroft: Why wont @LucyBall put me in life w/ lucy?! feeling excluded @LucyBall: @AnnSothern where r u we have 2 start filming in 5 min!?! @AnnSothern: Srry tried 2 find bathroom but got lost and ended up at kfc @LucyBall: i think @JoanBlondell is just a h8r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 LMAO!!! These are hysterical. Great idea. LOL'ing at Ann Sothern winding up at KFC en route to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 @LucyBall: Have new follower but can't tell who. Is that @ShelleyWinters or @JudyHolliday? @VIVance: I think it's @ShelleyWinters. @LucyBall: no looks more like @JudyHolliday @EveArdenWest: Neither, it's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Recently I've been thinking how funny it would be if Lucy and her cohorts had Twitter back in the day. Here you can post what you think they would have said. I'll start: @FunnyGary: @LucyBall can u pick me up from golf at 4 @LucyBall: cant. busy at vivs wedding @LucyBall: stop txting me gary @LucyBall: gary im busy stop txting @FunnyGary: nvrmnd ill take a taxi but i need to borrow $10 @LucyBall: So proud of @LucieArnaz and her new spinoff show!! @LucyBall: @LucieArnaz srry ur show didnt get picked up lol @LucieArnaz: mother!! @VIVance: please stop calling me ethel @LucyBall: Oscar noms come out 2day hoping 2 get 1 4 mame @LucyBall: wtf if @ellenburstyn can get a nom then so can i! @LucyBall: so pissed at @GeneSaks its all his fault. @LucyBall: trying to convince @BobFosse 2 put me in cabaret @BobFosse: u cant be in cabaret @LucyBall @LucyBall: but i know i will get oscar for it!! @MJCroft: Why wont @LucyBall put me in life w/ lucy?! feeling excluded @LucyBall: @AnnSothern where r u we have 2 start filming in 5 min!?! @AnnSothern: Srry tried 2 find bathroom but got lost and ended up at kfc @LucyBall: i think @JoanBlondell is just a h8r HILARIOUS and oh so clever!!! MORE please!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMertz Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 @LucyBall: does any1 know where joan is @FunnyGary: she's locked up in her dressing room @LucyBall: tell her to get her drunk ass out here!!! @FunnyGary: she wants more vodka @LucyBall: Jesus Christ I'm gonna see if @GloraSwanson can replace her @GloriaSwanson: sorry, got a date with bill Holden 2night @FunnyGary: I could ask Sid to put on a dress and pretend to be her @LucyBall: not funny gary @FunnyGary: I wasn't kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 @LucyBall: does any1 know where joan is @FunnyGary: she's locked up in her dressing room @LucyBall: tell her to get her drunk ass out here!!! @FunnyGary: she wants more vodka @LucyBall: Jesus Christ I'm gonna see if @GloraSwanson can replace her @GloriaSwanson: sorry, got a date with bill Holden 2night @FunnyGary: I could ask Sid to put on a dress and pretend to be her @LucyBall: not funny gary @FunnyGary: I wasn't kidding ! ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Epic. These are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 @LucyBall: @JanosProhaska isn't available for our bi-weekly gorilla show. @VIVance, can you fill in? @VIVance: Not on your life! @TheSidGould: I'll do it!! @LucyBall: Thanks anyway, Sid, but @MaryJaneCroft can do it. She's only got 1 line anyway, she'll have time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 @LucyBall: taking a cue from @JCrawfordLeSeur and filling in for lucie while she takes a vacay from pippin. what's the worst that could happen? @LucyBall: irma's hair contraption got caught up in my trapeze and caused quite a scene the show tonight #spiderface #fired @LucyBall: you'd think an irene ryan role wouldn't be so friggin physically demanding @DesiArnaz3: this #metoo thing has me kinda worried @LucyBall: buying a new car thanks to all the money i'm saving on craft services now that the ann sothern show is #cancelled @VIVance: i can't believe joanne dru replaced me! but her name certainly fits the title #ho @LucyBall: in talks with netflix rn to do Music Mart reboot. @DOConnor dm me ASAP!!! @LucyBall: WTF my agent tells me the new season of feud is Ball vs McDevitt???? @realruthmcdevitt: i am filing a lawsuit against @ryanmurphy for the unfair way in which michael douglas portrayed me. @CNN: Looking to update her image, former Chesterfield Cigarette Girl @LucyBall has just signed on to be the spokeswoman for Suorin. @LegallyBlondell: ronald mcdonald and janos prohaska's costume had a baby= LB @CNN: BREAKING: "Here Come The Brides" immediately cancelled by ABC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 These are hysterical. I'm LOL'ing at LegallyBlondell and Michael Douglas playing Ruth McDevitt. Plus Viv's burn of Joanne Dru. #ho and #spiderface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 @BillFrawley87 THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED FOR REPEATED VIOLATIONS OF THE TWITTER RULES, SPECIFICALLY OUR RULES PROHIBITING PARTICIPATING IN OR INCITING TARGETED ABUSE OF INDIVIDUALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 @DesiArnaz3: this #metoo thing has me kinda worried oh boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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