C L A U D E Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 LOOK! It's not raining over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 You couldn't get an explosion by just putting those two wires together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth which is more than some people did here today, so help me God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 In court, Ethel showing some leg, What are you trying to do, lose the case for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Your chances are one in a million. That's what you think, we each filled out 100 cards, our chances are one in ten thousand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 I'll give you ninety dollars for this broken down junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 For these priceless antiques? FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Lucy and Ethel paper hangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Window? ................................................................Where's Ethel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Let me come in to the room like i'm seeing it for the first time . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 We have a few pieces in the hall for you to bring down to the basement Fred . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Darn these party lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 This worked once before, . . . . . in nasal Brooklynese ......... .........................................OH THERE'S MY DOORBELL, I'LL HAVE TO LET YOU GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 DAUNCY, a word my grandmother invented for when you're just not feeling right . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 BABY, a word MY grandmother invented for tiny little people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 I've never been let in on it so early before, GEEZ ETHEL, IT WAS PRACTICALLY YOUR IDEA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Can't wait to find out if it's a boy or a girl, to know if i'll be a grandfather or grandmother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Did the doctor say what it's gonna be? IT'S GONNA BE A BABY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Lucy, what do you sit on when i'm not home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 My stomach will think i lost my teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 You don't love little Bob or Madelyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 You don't know how hard it is for me right now, believe me, if we traded places right now YOU'D BE SURPRISED! IF WE TRADED PLACES RIGHT NOW, YOU'D BE SURPRISED! My second favorite line from the whole series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 He gave her mouse to mouse ressusitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I am getting a little tired of being called a COW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Must you make so much noise when you chew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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