MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Howdja do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 We must rid our speech of slang. Now, besides okay. I want you all to promise me that there are two words that you will never use. One of these is swell and the other one is lousy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Good afternoon, homemakers. I am Mary Margaret McMertz, and today I have a wonderful surprise for you. For years, and a few close friends, and relatives knew the thrill of eating salad made with Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing, but Aunt Martha sweet, loveable, kind, old lady that she is has finally consented to let the world in on her secret, and today you can buy a quart of real , honest-to goodness, genuine Aunt Martha's Old Fashioned Salad Dressing for only 40 cents a quart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Go ahead, you cad hit me! I daaarrreee you! I daaarrreee you! I daaarrreee you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Ah, she went one, "I dare you" too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 She should know better than to dare that hot-blooded Cuban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted April 30, 2015 Report Share Posted April 30, 2015 Later that night, Madge was crying softly in her room, waiting for the phone to ring. They said they'd call if they found Gordon's battered body when they dragged the river. She waited and waited. Wouldn't that phone ever ring? RRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!! THEY FOUND THE BODY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 10, 2015 Report Share Posted May 10, 2015 Lucille, there are two M's in "Commerce." I know, but friend of mine is secretary for the Marymount Mother of the Month Membership Meeting. She borrowed a couple of M's. She borrowed some M's? Yes. Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers-- Harry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Lucille, there are two M's in "Commerce." I know, but friend of mine is secretary for the Marymount Mother of the Month Membership Meeting. She borrowed a couple of M's. She borrowed some M's? Yes. Well, you get on the phone and tell those mothers-- Harry! Loved that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Gee, Harry, you walk beautifully. I KNOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Sweetheart, it just dawned on me, what a fascinating creature you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONALISAISMONALUCY Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 The heat's got him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Computer? You could be replaced with an egg beater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 DOWN RILEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 I don't believe women should get any special treatment in business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 They RE leased HIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Now then, let's get down to cases. Just what does your studio plan to do with my client? After all, he didn't come all the way out to California just to crown queens and open supermarkets, you know. Heh heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Look at her eyes, she looks like a frightened horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Hello, Mr. Reilly, my husband asked me to call you and warn you about something. Yes, it seems there's this woman going around town claiming she's Ricky's agent and-- She was in your office today?! WELL! How brazen can she be?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Madam, it doesn't seem to be getting to you but THIS SEAT IS TAKEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Wouldn't it be funny to see Sue Carroll walking around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Look, you can see clothes on the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted June 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Go ahead, T R Y M E ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Wait until I tell Lana about that at dinner tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted June 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 You should see it back here, there's a pool, tennis court, doghouse, and a DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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