C L A U D E Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Honey bunch, if the rest of you looked like that, i wouldn't care if you were bald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Every month, i gave them the ten dollars back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'm a pooped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 ARE YA WET? Two of the worst lines ever written. WORST?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 WORST?! I second this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 WORST?! Yes, because it's the stupidest thing for Ethel to say to a drenched Ricky. And the other one to Lucy in the trunk is just as stupid, STAY RIGHT THERE to which Lucy replies yes, i'll do that, it's just lazy writing and not the sophisticated material they were capable of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 HAS SHE EVER CONSIDERED ACTING??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I just want to soak up some local color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Here's one with just one word, "CENSORED!" From Lucy's Italian movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I second this post. Okay, make it thirded (?)! The delivery alone was priceless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Claude... "Stay right there and Are you wet" aren't stupid.. they are uttered at the height of excitement and are very plausible retorts durring a stressful situation.... they are funny because they are ridiculing the OBVIOUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I could have loaded it better with a pitchfork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Waiter..this food has snails in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 What room is my husband in? 423. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Okay, make it thirded (?)! The delivery alone was priceless!! But why bother delivering such a stupid line? And the other one about not moving when you can't move, do you know how old that joke is? Even Milton Berle wouldn't steal it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Claude... "Stay right there and Are you wet" aren't stupid.. they are uttered at the height of excitement and are very plausible retorts durring a stressful situation.... they are funny because they are ridiculing the OBVIOUS! Oh ok then, if you say so. Seeing as i emptied the bathtub with a bowl into the toilet instead of just pulling the plug at the bottom of the tub when it was overflowing, you may be right about stress removing all that is sensible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 One that makes me laugh even though nothing is said except maybe Ethel asking Lucy what she thought when she combed the guy's hair and put the comb under his nose making him look like Hitler, i'm surprised they joked about that so soon after the war ended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Oh ok then, if you say so. Seeing as i emptied the bathtub with a bowl into the toilet instead of just pulling the plug at the bottom of the tub when it was overflowing, you may be right about stress removing all that is sensible. Now there's a visual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 No ??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Oh boy ma this is fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Lets neck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Had a heckuva time comin thru the ringer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Who knew there was no room for a U turn in the Holland tunnel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Kampen Tripp Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 If I'd a known this is what friends are for I'd have signed up as an enemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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