Brock Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Captain: You volunteers will be working out of your homes so you won't have to slide down the pole! I hope you can find better things to do than go around picking on poor, innocent women's plugs! (both gems extracted from Lucy & Viv Are Volunteer Firemen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Captain: You volunteers will be working out of your homes so you won't have to slide down the pole! I hope you can find better things to do than go around picking on poor, innocent women's plugs! (both gems extracted from Lucy & Viv Are Volunteer Firemen) Ah yes, i just love the X rated stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Ah yes, i just love the X rated stuff. There's a revelation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I love the picture of Frank in your signature, Joey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I love the picture of Frank in your signature, Joey! Thank you, sir! That means alot. Been meaning to put it up for awhile... it means a lot as he is a lovely man whom I think the world of. Just lucky to have captured a quiet, personal moment during an evening of hubbub so...thought I'd share. Enjoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 - Are ya wet? - You're sitting on it - This is exactly how we used to crank it! - You do that EVERY night???....yeah, but it took years of practice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Fred has trained himself so he can do anything in less than a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Fred has trained himself so he can do anything in less than a minute. Just thinking about the possibilities is wrong on so many levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 - I kept pinchin' em to see what kind they were. - Keep Jigglin'! - Am I gonna get a spanking, daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I'm gonna need more than five minutes for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I'm gonna need more than five minutes for that! Are you tired of paying high prices? Are you interested in a little high class "beef"? You wanna bargain? Tell you what I'm gonna do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 "Ever since we said I DO, there are so many things WE DON'T!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 "Ever since we said I DO, there are so many things WE DON'T!" LOL, now that one really MAY have some meaning to it even IN CONTEXT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted January 7, 2012 Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 Don't worry, I can tell you EXACTLY where it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted January 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2012 I don't seem to be able to reach it. I'm a little busy. What should I do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 There's a revelation! And with THAT avatar, you're NOT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Fred has trained himself so he can do anything in less than a minute. Yeah, that's about what i figured, when you only do it once a year or so, that's what usually happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Yeah, that's about what i figured, when you only do it once a year or so, that's what usually happens. I'm surprised poor Fred can even get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I'm surprised poor Fred can even get it up. Which prompts the line WHAT'S UP WITH FRED? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Which prompts the line WHAT'S UP WITH FRED? Uh oh, he must've gotten into the Cialis again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Uh oh, he must've gotten into the Cialis again! You mean all this time he wasn't jiggling small change in his pockets but rather cialis tablets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 You mean all this time he wasn't jiggling small change in his pockets but rather cialis tablets? I'd say something here but I don't know how X-rated we can get. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I'd say something here but I don't know how X-rated we can get. LMAO Lucy, don't you like the way I vibrate? Say, your name ain't Kinsey, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C L A U D E Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 Lucy, don't you like the way I vibrate? Say, your name ain't Kinsey, is it? Oh that's true, i forgot about that Kinsey line, that was way ahead of their time for a situation comedy that couldn't even say the word pregnant!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leenorman Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I love the picture of Frank in your signature, Joey! Frank once asked me what I liked best about working at the Center.... To preface: One year, I got the 'duty' of driving the 'suitcases', in a caravan to the airport, of several of our 'guests' for Festival; my jeep was 'loaded', and as I waited for the caravan to pull out, there was a knock on the passenger window - it was Frank - he said: "I think I'll ride with you if it's okay..." We had a great time on the two-hour journey, on which part of, on the way out of Celoron, and on the way to the I-90 corridor, via Route 60N, to airport, Buffalo, there were these ugly purple weeds growing each side of the road, and he asked if I knew what they were, and I said I've lived here all my life, and all I know for sure is that they are weeds which come up every year, on the edge of the swamp, and show these beautiful flowers. I told him I'd research and get back to him. I did. Arrdubya would not give me his address; but, I got it anyway, and sent him the name and background of the 'weeds'.... To this day, I STILL don't remember what they are....!!!! It's sort of like dandelions and burdock; you've known them all your life; and that's all you know; except, of course, one year I had a big extra lot, and my neighbor asked if she could pick my dandelions - what a stupid question!!!! - in any event, she made the most delicious wine, and gave me a quart, which I promptly 'went on a trip' with - no driving, of course.....tee hee....back to my story.... In any event, when he asked me about working at the Center and my favorite part: I replied: "WHY CHAUFEURRING THE CHAUFFEUR, OF COURSE....!!!!" He always remembered that, and when I see him now, he just gives me a hug and says, "hi".... what a lovely man! Love, JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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