Neil Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 And one more related story: Summer Replacement for I Love Lucy: "Bachelorette"-like Reality Show Where Vivian Vance Picks Next Fred Mertz Sub-headline #1: Contestants Selected: James Gleason, Eugene Pallette, Dub Taylor, Charles Winninger, Harry Chesire, William Demarest and Robert Rockwell Sub-headline #2: Series Cancelled; Vance: "I've already made my choice" Sub-sub headline: "Elois Jensen Alters Frawley's High-Waisted Pants for Rockwell's Frame" Sub-sub-sub headline: Robert Ignites Rockwell/Vance Feud: "No one will believe I am married to that old bag." Subsequent Story: Rockwell Quits I Love Lucy After Vance's Inappropriate Fondling Within Two-Headed Dragon Costume" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Donovan Scott fan club petitions for retroactive "Life With Lucy" Emmy. Television Archive uses Ouija board to contact Vance for posthumous interview: "Come in Vivian, over!" CBS apologizes to Dusenberry over "Ann Dingleberry" miscredit on DVD. Ball moves to NBC! Old network retaliates by producing new special: "CBS Rebukes Lucy: The Next 75 Years" Shocking Discovery! Ball lost out on O'Hara role due to hair color matching character's first name! Dolce, Gabanna market "Fred Mertz Jeans" to honor their idea of proper family man. Vance, Sothern barred from appearing together to give others fighting chance at Craft Services table. Moorhead first choice for Mrs. McGillicuddy; would've called Ricky "Ruckwood" Autopsy shocker! Skelton's skeleton is actually red! Freddy Got Fingered! Frawley tearfully confesses to inappropriate backstage behavior by Vance. Arden, Ball to appear on "Show Swap": Tune in next week for "Our Miss Ball" and "I Enjoy Eve"! Brian....you never cease to amaze!! Some of these (I bolded my faves) are PRICELESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I'm still chuckling at "I Enjoy Eve" a few hours later. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Sub-headline #2: Series Cancelled; Vance: "I've already made my choice" !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 And one more related story: Summer Replacement for I Love Lucy: "Bachelorette"-like Reality Show Where Vivian Vance Picks Next Fred Mertz Sub-headline #1: Contestants Selected: James Gleason, Eugene Pallette, Dub Taylor, Charles Winninger, Harry Chesire, William Demarest and Robert Rockwell Sub-headline #2: Series Cancelled; Vance: "I've already made my choice" Sub-sub headline: "Elois Jensen Alters Frawley's High-Waisted Pants for Rockwell's Frame" Sub-sub-sub headline: Robert Ignites Rockwell/Vance Feud: "No one will believe I am married to that old bag." Subsequent Story: Rockwell Quits I Love Lucy After Vance's Inappropriate Fondling Within Two-Headed Dragon Costume" That's fantastic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 CBS announces colorized "My Favorite Husband" collection Possessed by poltergeist, Ball statue spits Vitametavegamin at unsuspecting onlookers Jamestown artist sculpts Vance in knit suit, uses up materials on rear Library of Congress to preserve Life With Lucy Gentlemen Prefer Blondes: Lucy's hair colorized yellow to appeal to male viewers Lucy colorization not enough, fans say. "We want 4K, 3D widescreen or else!" Adios, amigos! CBS axes all Ricky and Fred scenes to appease feminist bloggers Henry Cavill to replace George Reeves for upcoming "Lucy and Superman" rebroadcast 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Post Red-Scare audience warm up features new jingle: "The Big Red Letters Stand for the Communist Par-tay!" Conreid, Kearns and Gordon receive new series: "My Three Rudolphs" Arden challenges Chandler, Rockwell to Boynton Kiss-Off Goodnight Irene: Ryan replaced by Ball for 80s "Beverly Hillbillies" reboot Bob LeMond's JELL-O Cookbook to highlight best of "My Favorite Husband" recipes Lucy & Larry Lopez ride again as Ball, Arnaz stage comeback vehicle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Jamestown artist sculpts Vance in knit suit, uses up materials on rear my favorite obscure reference of all time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I want that Jello cookbook. That way I can find out what to make with all my gay jello. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I want that Jello cookbook. That way I can find out what to make with all my gay jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I want that Jello cookbook. That way I can find out what to make with all my gay jello. LOL! Some of those commercials do have some very funny connotations in today's vernacular. "Bright and gay as a rainbow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 That rainbow one makes me laugh so much. It's Gay Pride Parade jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 That rainbow one makes me laugh so much. It's Gay Pride Parade jello. Not to mention the highly questionable edibility for some of those recipes. I seem to recall one with dates that made my skin crawl just hearing about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I will say that I was listening to alot of this in a week and I did but jello because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted April 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 I will say that I was listening to alot of this in a week and I did but jello because of it. Even outdated advertising can still work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Jesus Christ my sister and I can still harmonize "The big red letters stand for the Jell-O family oh the big red letters..." And it's been years since she listened to MFH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted May 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 TimeLife issues new "Carol Burnett Show DVD" featuring non hand-picked episodes: "Carol's Least-Favorites" Fans anxious for colorized episodes to finally see what color Lucy's hair was. "How would we ever know otherwise?" MPI personnnally apologizes for "Here's Lucy" DVD typos Philip Morris to sponsor "Here's Lucy" episode: "Lucy's Bonus Day" Arnaz loses big on "Mother's-In-Law" vehicle. "I counted my bridges before they hatched." Ball brother insulted miserly supporting character named after him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 CBS anxious to colorize more episodes just to calm down New Jersey based fan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted May 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 CBS pairs "Rain Goddess/Mooney the Monkey" for "The Lucy Show Craptacular Special" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted May 19, 2015 Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 CBS pairs "Rain Goddess/Mooney the Monkey" for "The Lucy Show Craptacular Special" While Lucy is being chased around the indian reservation by Janos Prohaska, there will be a surprise appearance by the gardener from "Lucy and the Soap Opera". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 CBS pairs "Rain Goddess/Mooney the Monkey" for "The Lucy Show Craptacular Special" OK you just made me laugh way too hard. Can you imagine? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Baxter Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 CBS pairs "Rain Goddess/Mooney the Monkey" for "The Lucy Show Craptacular Special" Lotus! You almost made me spill my drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Lucy Show spinoff series proposed- To take place in Main Street, U.S.A.- Quote: "We already milked two episodes out of that damn set, why not try and make a series out of it?" Ball to make new series for Netflix: Redhead Is The New Brunette, where new Lucy character is sent to prison. Feat. Mary Jane Croft, Mary Wickes, Vanda Barra, Carole Cook, and of course, Iris Adrian and Jody Gilbert as Hard Head and The Matron (respectively). Desilu to produce remake of Mask starring Janos Prohaska As production costs for Downton Abbey mount, PBS makes decision to film all future exteriors on Gary Morton's 3/4 European Street. Now that Lucille Ball has been cast as Baby Jane Hudson in the upcoming made for TV remake, the hunt is on to find the perfect Blanche. Ball allegedly is persistently pursuing actress Ruth McDevitt to play the ill-fated paraplegic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Lucy Show spinoff series proposed- To take place in Main Street, U.S.A.- Quote: "We already milked two episodes out of that damn set, why not try and make a series out of it?" Ball to make new series for Netflix: Redhead Is The New Brunette, where new Lucy character is sent to prison. Feat. Mary Jane Croft, Mary Wickes, Vanda Barra, Carole Cook, and of course, Iris Adrian and Jody Gilbert as Hard Head and The Matron (respectively). Desilu to produce remake of Mask starring Janos Prohaska As production costs for Downton Abbey mount, PBS makes decision to film all future exteriors on Gary Morton's 3/4 European Street. Now that Lucille Ball has been cast as Baby Jane Hudson in the upcoming made for TV remake, the hunt is on to find the perfect Blanche. Ball allegedly is persistently pursuing actress Ruth McDevitt to play the ill-fated paraplegic. Brilliant! - Ann Sothern to be replaced by McDevitt for Blanche role. "Ann found the birds and rats appetizing and kept eating them," explains frustrated Ball. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie2 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Brilliant! - Ann Sothern to be replaced by McDevitt for Blanche role. "Ann found the birds and rats appetizing and kept eating them," explains frustrated Ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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