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Brock, on 11 Aug 2015 - 10:44 AM, said:

Out of the blue tonight, for no apparent reason, I found myself chuckling all over again at "I Enjoy Eve". LOL

 

:D Once I make 'em chuckle, they'll keep chucklin'!

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Merm's New Perm Makes Editor Squirm - Reshot "Merman" ending obvious due to different hairstyles

 

Vance to understudy Ball in "Wildcat" - Croft, Cooke assigned as swings

 

Ball bounces back after bloody Backgammon brouhaha

 

Vance gatecrashes Frawley funeral to pay last disrespects

 

Bitchy Ball's Julliard Master Classes result in more tears than laughter

 

Wyman escapes Jamestown witch-hunt in stolen Prohaska gorilla suit

 

Desilu, too targets Seaworld toy, "Lou's Seal Ball," for trademark infringement

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Missed these earlier.  Love the Downtown Abbey/3-4 European set.

I wonder how the set was supposed to have used.  Hiring short actor doubles?

And why look for another Blanche when you've already got the on-screen Ball-Crawford chemistry?

McDevitt could play Mrs. Flagg and Herb Kenwith could be Edwin.

 

  • Lucy Show spinoff series proposed- To take place in Main Street, U.S.A.- Quote: "We already milked two episodes out of that damn set, why not try and make a series out of it?"
  • Ball to make new series for Netflix: Redhead Is The New Brunette, where new Lucy character is sent to prison. Feat. Mary Jane Croft, Mary Wickes, Vanda Barra, Carole Cook, and of course, Iris Adrian and Jody Gilbert as Hard Head and The Matron (respectively).
  • Desilu to produce remake of Mask starring Janos Prohaska
  • As production costs for Downton Abbey mount, PBS makes decision to film all future exteriors on Gary Morton's 3/4 European Street.
  • Now that Lucille Ball has been cast as Baby Jane Hudson in the upcoming made for TV remake, the hunt is on to find the perfect Blanche. Ball allegedly is persistently pursuing actress Ruth McDevitt to play the ill-fated paraplegic.

 

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Zero Shades of Gray: 90% of Millenials unaware black, white exist on color spectrum, let alone vintage film

 

Blanchett gears up for Ball role by smoking during Backgammon lessons

 

CBS announces "I Love Lucy: Mega Super Ultimate Season 1" for 4K Blu-Ray format

 

Mertz Most Horrid: Dawn French to tackle Vivian Vance in BBC docudrama

 

Tabloid photographers snap Vance in blue jeans: "If Lucy ever sees this, she'll die of shame!"

 

NBC casts Lansbury in live "Mame" staging: "Damn it, I'm doing this role on camera if it kills me!"

 

Droopy Bosom Buddies: Joan Collins to play Vera opposite Angie's Mame!

 

NBC's "Mame" evolves into televised Lansbury funeral. "This was one new window she shouldn't have opened," bemoans producer.

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Mertz Most Horrid: Dawn French to tackle Vivian Vance in BBC docudrama

 

 

I'd watch the hell out of this.

 

 

NBC casts Lansbury in live "Mame" staging: "Damn it, I'm doing this role on camera if it kills me!"

 

Droopy Bosom Buddies: Joan Collins to play Vera opposite Angie's Mame!

 

NBC's "Mame" evolves into televised Lansbury funeral. "This was one new window she shouldn't have opened," bemoans producer.

 

:hlLOL: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zero Shades of Gray: 90% of Millenials unaware black, white exist on color spectrum, let alone vintage film

 

Blanchett gears up for Ball role by smoking during Backgammon lessons

 

CBS announces "I Love Lucy: Mega Super Ultimate Season 1" for 4K Blu-Ray format

 

Mertz Most Horrid: Dawn French to tackle Vivian Vance in BBC docudrama

 

Tabloid photographers snap Vance in blue jeans: "If Lucy ever sees this, she'll die of shame!"

 

NBC casts Lansbury in live "Mame" staging: "Damn it, I'm doing this role on camera if it kills me!"

 

Droopy Bosom Buddies: Joan Collins to play Vera opposite Angie's Mame!

 

NBC's "Mame" evolves into televised Lansbury funeral. "This was one new window she shouldn't have opened," bemoans producer.

Brian!! Priceless!! I was having a sip of water and did a spit-take (no joke!) reading the "droopy bosom buddies" line -- but they're all hysterical! Bravo! 

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----Droopy Bosom Buddies: Joan Collins to play Vera opposite Angie's Mame!---This one's great!

 

NIECE POPULATION EXPLOSION!: PATERNITY TESTS PROVE HARRISON OTIS CARTER IS FATHER OF PATRICIA.  MOTHER GERTRUDE KREBS SUES CARTER FOR 14 YEARS BACK CHILD SUPPORT

 

Just watched Cozi's airing of "Lucy and Donny Osmond" with "niece" Patricia, Brady Bunch's Eve Plumb.  It's revealed Patricia's last name is Carter so unless Harry's sister Sister Paula gave birth before she entered convent, whose child could she be besides Harry's?  Another BTIR* episode.  Lucy's great in the few scenes she has.  Lucie seems to be having pitch problems in her duet with Donny.   One of the few episodes without Gale Gordon.  Cozi doesn't alter their opening credits, but I wonder if in the original, "co-starring Gale Gordon" was cut. 

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----Droopy Bosom Buddies: Joan Collins to play Vera opposite Angie's Mame!---This one's great!

 

NIECE POPULATION EXPLOSION!: PATERNITY TESTS PROVE HARRISON OTIS CARTER IS FATHER OF PATRICIA.  MOTHER GERTRUDE KREBS SUES CARTER FOR 14 YEARS BACK CHILD SUPPORT

 

Just watched Cozi's airing of "Lucy and Donny Osmond" with "niece" Patricia, Brady Bunch's Eve Plumb.  It's revealed Patricia's last name is Carter so unless Harry's sister Sister Paula gave birth before she entered convent, whose child could she be besides Harry's?  Another BTIR* episode.  Lucy's great in the few scenes she has.  Lucie seems to be having pitch problems in her duet with Donny.   One of the few episodes without Gale Gordon.  Cozi doesn't alter their opening credits, but I wonder if in the original, "co-starring Gale Gordon" was cut. 

 

Didn't the Shout! Factory version utilize the alternate intro with Lucy using her beckoning finger, only Lucie's name appeared instead of Gale's?

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Arden to Headline "Grease" sitcom spinoff "Our Miss McGee"; Crenna, McMillan in talks to play Danny, Sandy.

 

Laugh In Gas: Morton, Gould escorted from sketch show taping due to inappropriate noises caused by tacos.

 

Ball insists Croft's first name is "Mary Jean" due to credits gaffe, refuses to believe otherwise.

 

Mattel launches "Lucy Show" doll series, comes under fire for debuting line with Soap Opera's "Japanese Gardener."

 

Smithsonian acquires crystallized apple pectin from Ball sitcom prop bottle for 1950s tribute display.

 

Blanchett's Ball Film Producer hires Benard as vocal coach for new Arnaz actor.

  

"Lucy" sponsor chides Vance, Frawley for not smoking product on air. "What kind of message is that giving our viewers?"

 

My Least Favorite Husband: Radio show team eager to dish on backstage Ball, Denning brawls.

 

CBS plans crossover stunt for Arden, Ball radio programs; Gordon panics over joint Atterbury, Conklin scene.

 

Ball nixes Dennis Day "Life With Lucy" guest spot. "Little Old Lucy ain't just a gag anymore, it's really me now!" she claims.

 

Frawley hospitalized for extraction of Sheaffer Pen from Vance commercial. "So beautiful, so useful, something to remember you by through the years!"

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Arden to Headline "Grease" sitcom spinoff "Our Miss McGee"; Crenna, McMillan in talks to play Danny, Sandy.

 

Laugh In Gas: Morton, Gould escorted from sketch show taping due to inappropriate noises caused by tacos.

 

Ball insists Croft's first name is "Mary Jean" due to credits gaffe, refuses to believe otherwise.

 

Mattel launches "Lucy Show" doll series, comes under fire for debuting line with Soap Opera's "Japanese Gardener."

 

Smithsonian acquires crystallized apple pectin from Ball sitcom prop bottle for 1950s tribute display.

 

Blanchett's Ball Film Producer hires Benard as vocal coach for new Arnaz actor.

  

"Lucy" sponsor chides Vance, Frawley for not smoking product on air. "What kind of message is that giving our viewers?"

 

My Least Favorite Husband: Radio show team eager to dish on backstage Ball, Denning brawls.

 

CBS plans crossover stunt for Arden, Ball radio programs; Gordon panics over joint Atterbury, Conklin scene.

 

Ball nixes Dennis Day "Life With Lucy" guest spot. "Little Old Lucy ain't just a gag anymore, it's really me now!" she claims.

 

Frawley hospitalized for extraction of Sheaffer Pen from Vance commercial. "So beautiful, so useful, something to remember you by through the years!"

Ah. such cleverness....! Too much time on your hands, huh Brian?? :blink:

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:vanda:

What are you Vanda-ing me for? I meant just what I said...I make time to visit and have creative thinking spurts. If I can't think of anything, I wait until I can. LOL, it's all ammo for you, huh? :D

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What are you Vanda-ing me for? I meant just what I said...I make time to visit and have creative thinking spurts. If I can't think of anything, I wait until I can. LOL, it's all ammo for you, huh? :D

"Vanda-ing"?? Just like her incredulous 'spression, that's all! Just joshing after all!! :blink:

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"Vanda-ing"?? Just like her incredulous 'spression, that's all! Just joshing after all!! :blink:

Haha, I know that. Just having fun with you. How's P-springs this time of year? BTW did you get my postcard?

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Haha, I know that. Just having fun with you. How's P-springs this time of year? BTW did you get my postcard?

I know, chilly at night actually (I know hard to believe but true!) and YES, thank you -- but you didn't put your return address!!! :blink:

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