Mot Morenzi Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Rhodes Reason, Joan Blondell cited for egging Ball's house on Halloween Ball stipulates Lansing get breast reduction prior to next guest appearance Wardrobe mistress quits over Frawley BO smell in dragon costume Omitted Totie Fields farting scene to be restored for DVD Mary Jane Croft hospitalized after helium overdose Cook, Arnaz to promote Mais Oui perfume product tie in with K-mart personal appearances Ball to appear on Mama's Family as Mama's other daughter Guest star Bailey caught in broom closet with John Dodds. Both men come out literally and figuratively. Burton-Taylor diamond found in Ball's stool sample Guards with robes on standby in case Bankhead strips on set Messing passes on "I Love Lucy" reboot; Barr approached instead Wildcat revival to star Lea Michele, Chris Colfer in Ball, Andes roles Gale Gordon cartwheels into orchestra pit during Showboat performance in Pasadena Vance hopes Ethel's lesbian affair in upcoming season will add depth to the character Gould mopes in seclusion after Ball casts extra to play waiter #2 instead of him Guest star Chamberlain, Desi Jr. spending lots of time in dressing room together, reports Lucie Arnaz Davis cast as Lucy's sister, Crawford cast as Vance's sister. Tensions high on set that week Room Service outtakes reveal Ball, Marx Bros. orgy! Ober arrested for impersonating Dory Schary all over Hollywood Phil Harris, Dean Martin steal Vitametavegamin bottles to smuggle booze in Lucy Carter to meet Jack Benny for 87th time in new episode Arnaz reprises Ricardo in new 70s sitcom; faces feminist backlash over mysoginistic portrayal Ball faces retribution over SNL wardrobe malfunction; viewers now aware that carpet matches drapes! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Ball faces retribution over SNL wardrobe malfunction; viewers now aware that carpet matches drapes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 LOL too far? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeySanJoaquin Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 LOL too far? You?? No never! Just the "visual" sweetie, just the visual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Dejected Vance proposes racy format change; puts the "Ho" in "Guestward Ho!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 4, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Joanne Dru's "Adventures of a Model" revived as Skinemax original series Ball blasts Conreid over vulgar adlibbed lyrics for "Tippy toe through my garden" "Lucy Gets Lucky" getting porn remake; name staying the same Frawley feature in "Men's Fitness" magazine scrapped for obvious reasons Ball greenlights new Burnett series "Bradford, Krausmeyer & Tillford" Barra adopts flawless Russian accent for Anastasia themed episode Ball shortlisted as Long's replacement on Cheers; Danson not thrilled Janet Waldo determined to bring Marge back for proper sendoff; proposes pilot Thibodeaux, Garrett tired of being mistaken for brothers. Frawley selected grand Marshall of Pride Parade; world stunned Desi Jr. declines role in "Behind the Candelabra" Thompson makes it his life's ambition to make "Lucy" movie that will please Lucie Arnaz Lohan signs on for "Mame" remake; Heigl rumoured to play Vera 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Dodds’ partner confesses: Vance was killed by escaped hatchet murderess in comic, ironic twist Autopsy Shocker! Elvia was all man! Duke, Thibodeaux, Sweet enter Hot Dog Lovers Anonymous TLC launches Gordon, Meiser reality show – “Littlefield, Big World” Green Acres’ stars at war after Arnold finds Pepper scarfing down a BLT Ball in tears after learning Evil Camilla’s plan for TV’s royal baby Sothern on rampage after Van Dyke sings “My Mother the Car” at Automotive Hall of Fame induction Producer Morton fired after stunt casting inspiration at Deep Throat screening Ball widower marries Bacall; disappointed she still wants new bath towels Austerity watch as Philip is caught outside rustling ash cans Bungle Abbey will be an instant classic, says Ball Mass riots as fan opens Lucy-inspired “Kramer’s Kandy Kitchen” Newly found documents pin Janet Waldo’s birth year as 1758! Voice actress Waldo launches new skin care line Ball questioned after performing Citizen’s Arrest on weak-chined Alice Pearce Bell boys Bobby and Johnny demand legal rights for their forbidden love; “CALLLLLL FOR EQUAAAAAA-LI-TAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE!” screams Plaintiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Songstress with Concertina gives birth in bank vault, son pops out full grown, stingy Grandma Peterson's secret past: the Belle of Stockholm's Red Light District! Red Scare Redux: World henna supplies hit all-time low 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyilove Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Uh-Oh: Enraged Lucille Ball Jumps Into Studio Audience Screaming "I'm Gonna Kill That Bitch!" After Loud Audience Member Makes Comments on Fifteenth Consecutive Episode Panic on Set on Family Sitcom I Love Lucy after 1940's nude pinup poses of William Frawley are Discovered and Published. "I was Broke and Needed to Drink!" He Cries! Lucie Arnaz and Jim Bailey to Marry!! Matching Wedding Gowns Planned!! Free contraception offered on Here's Lucy set the weeks actresses under 40 guest star!! The Lucy Show ratings plunge amidst CBS' smash country sitcoms; network orders revamp with lead recast with Minnie Pearl Long lost Betty White silent movie found in Swedish archive! Plays Valentino's mother! Mothers-in-law star Roger C.Carmel: I'm Too Busy To Find a Girlfriend! Aged actress Kathryn Card and Desi Arnaz Feud on I Love Lucy set as she stumbles on her lines. Exasperated Desi hits the roof to which Ms.Card responds "I may forget my lines but at least people can understand what the hell I'm saying!" Lucie Arnaz signed for new sitcom of woman whose husband has sex change, "I Love Laurette". Gale Gordon to Receive The William Powell award for Lifetime Achievement in Subtle Comedy Ann Sothern storms out of Overeater's Anonymous Meeting huffing "I Thought they meant we could indulge in complete privacy!" Life with Lucy writers sweep the Emmy awards!! Future plans include sweeping Hollywood and Vine Charmed by Little Ricky, Elizabeth Patterson Announces She Plans to Have Baby of Her Own; William Frawley volunteers to be sperm donor, Desi Arnaz offers to help her the old-fashioned way Disasterious Neil Diamond-Lucie Arnaz "Jazz Singer" remake reverts film history; studios to make silent films again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Mary Wickes greenroom tirade heard by audience due to misplaced microphone Prop toilet accidentally used by Sothern to be refurbished Morton's other cousins all clamoring for Lucy roles due to Gould's successful mooching Ball, Kusley in huge fight; Lucy's wigs to have green hue for next several shows Fidelman begins writing detailed "My Mother the Car" book Desi Jr. caught wearing Ann-Margret's underwear! Barra contracts hemmorhoids due to Bumpity Bump retakes Ball wraps Mame; eyes Evita as next project Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luvsbway Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Oh awesome, Lucy as Eva Peron. That'd be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Morton leaves ball for widowed Mary Livingston; winds up in broom closet "Uh-oh" was recorded on secret bathroom microphone, says Mrs. Ball Fresh off Sugar Babies, Miller pitches BWay revival of Too Many Girls Johnsons step in to save Arnaz marriage; Evie proposes second spouse swap Florence Henderson: From Danfield manicurist to The Brady Bunch Hour Lansbury, Shaw join Snowmass ski colony Ball in disastrous slope stumble "How buying linens from a catalogue changed the last decade of my life!" By Lucille Ball Six year old Katie Sweet taken to rehab after shooting Suzuki Beane pilot Borgnine balls Ball, Merm nixes Lucy Show return Judge rules all Peale marriages invalid, Lucy Fans rejoice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Cara Williams testimonial dinner turns into surprise roast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 FBI reports 78 Hazel Pierce sightings at 7-11s nationwide between 1968 and 1972 Lucy's stand-in found dazed in tool shed after four years on the lam; "I'm an angel!" she said, before being taken for psychiatric evaluation Pierce given clean bill of mental health, new face ahead of Lucy & Jim Bailey Pierce disappears again; also missing: Phyllis Diller wig, cigarette holder, squirrel dress Reps deny Mary Wickes - Arnold Stang nuptuals Sanders leaves Gabor, dumps Ball, shacks up with Nancy Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Oh awesome, Lucy as Eva Peron. That'd be fun. LOL, it'd be interesting all right! Ball unsuccessfully urges Lloyd Webber to cast Arnaz as Peron Ball orders Rice to desexualize his lyrics Lloyd Webber unimpressed with Lucy's singing; signs Lisa Kirk to sing the 23 keys lowered score Blonde wig unflattering; Eva now to be a redhead! Madeline Kahn drops out of Mistress role; Jane Connell once again to take her place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 From Variety (they have their own way of wording things) reporting on "Wildcat" "BALL, BAILING BROADWAY BONANZA, BEMOANS BURSITIS" Related story: "BOXOFFICE BIGWIGS BAWL 'BULL'" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Morenzi Posted July 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Lansbury sends flowers to Kael, other critics who mocked "Mame" movie Bea Arthur on Gene Saks: "He's as bad at directing as he is in bed!" Ball shortlisted to replace Arthur on The Golden Girls; Bea suddenly decides to stay Radio City janitors mop up hundreds of tomatoes after "Mame" debut Vivian Vance makes comeback in "Red Shoe Diaries" Russell, Lansbury ticketed for burning Ball in effigy Julie Andrews, Angela Lansbury now drinking buddies Sondheim writing musical about Ball's life; tentatively titled "Better Herman than Me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 Radio City janitors mop up hundreds of tomatoes after "Mame" debut OH, so CRU-el! Connell Signs Agent Deal with LBP; Reps Angle Brooks to Cast Her in "Blazing Saddles" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 DeDe Ball Estate sues for "Uh-Oh" royalties To compete with Laugh-In's Hawn, Here's Lucy hires Mary Wickes as "Bikini Girl" Ann Miller stars in "Long Day's Journey Into Night," adds tap number Lucy and Viv drop in on King of Siam; King vows "No More Paper Walls" Ball's eyeballs get stuck after rolling them too hard at Elizabeth Ashley National Society of Irvings protest 1960s Comedy Writers *Unknown party steals wig from Lucy Museum* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 DeDe Ball Estate sues for "Uh-Oh" royalties To compete with Laugh-In's Hawn, Here's Lucy hires Mary Wickes as "Bikini Girl" Ann Miller stars in "Long Day's Journey Into Night," adds tap number Lucy and Viv drop in on King of Siam; King vows "No More Paper Walls" Ball's eyeballs get stuck after rolling them too hard at Elizabeth Ashley National Society of Irvings protest 1960s Comedy Writers *Unknown party steals wig from Lucy Museum* these are all great, but I don't know the reference of the last one: do we have a red-headed wig stealer amongst us?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 Ball Hires Detective to Find Out What Happened to Jaye P. Morgan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 these are all great, but I don't know the reference of the last one: do we have a red-headed wig stealer amongst us?? Someone may have wished this at one time, but it never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 Ball's eyeballs get stuck after rolling them too hard at Elizabeth Ashley National Society of Irvings protest 1960s Comedy Writers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 Sothern demands Arden must be twenty pounds heavier than her before doing pilot; Arden balks; Sothern walks Wildcat star to do cabaret show; opening number: "Sweet Marihuana" Joe Dy-no-mite: Jimmie Walker to play male lead in Wildcat revival Bob Hope turns on household appliance; surprised not to find I Love Lucy Florence Lake forgets the pill; gets in trouble after run in with Schwarzenegger on "Happy Anniversary" set 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted July 7, 2013 Report Share Posted July 7, 2013 These are so funny! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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