Brock Posted October 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Frank: At the end of the day I'm glad I have ten children. Helen: And I'm glad I have my eight. Madeleine: And I'm glad I'm careful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Mrs. Trumbull: "It is expressly understood that at no time will children be allowed to live in said building." Ethel: Little Ricky! Lucy: He's a children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 We figured out a way to pay for our trip to Europe! And legitimately! How did you two manage that? I suddenly remembered the building was in my name, so... I mortgaged it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I don't want to see Europe anyway. It's so OLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Vera: Mame, DARLING! You look awful. Mame: Vera, my old, old, OLD friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Ruth Berle: Where is Mr. Berle? Lucy: He's inside with a... friend of the family. Ruth: Friend of the family? Lucy: Miss Ruta Lee. Ruth: Oh, how nice. Milton's been trying to get together with Ruta for a long time. Lucy: Well, he got together with her all right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 When we get to a fork in the road, our head's in a terrible fight. My right head wants to go to the left. And my left wants to go to the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magster Posted October 16, 2012 Report Share Posted October 16, 2012 Tacy: What I was trying to say was you turn right here left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Ross Elliott: Mrs. Ricardo! :rolleyes: Ricky: Lucy, what are you doing? Lucy: I lost my earing! Ricky: Where? Lucy: ...in the bedroom? Ricky: Then what are you doing out here? Lucy: ...the light's better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Ross Elliott: Mrs. Ricardo! :rolleyes: Ricky: Lucy, what are you doing? Lucy: I lost my earing! Ricky: Where? Lucy: ...in the bedroom? Ricky: Then what are you doing out here? Lucy: ...the light's better? Â Jim: She said she's going hunting! Hunting, huntin' in the bedroom. That's the most ridiculous thing I *BOOM BOOM BOOM* A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, ladadedodedi a hunting we will go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Ricky: Through the bedroom. Ernie: YOU MEAN IT'S IN THE HOUSE?! Wait until I write Mama about this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Harry: Kim's busy. She's working, going to school two nights a week, and she's doing that play with that little theater group. Lucy: What play are they doing? "I Don't Remember Mama?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Stevie Posted October 21, 2012 Report Share Posted October 21, 2012 Lucy on phone: It's a play for a women's club. Pause. Lucy: Oh no, we couldn't pay you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Harry wouldn't pay to see the Ten Commandments done with the original cast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Theater manager at the showing of "The Most Happy Fella": Â "If four people have been watching the show, then you've got to pay for four." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'll tell you another little secret. I've been awake ever since you two came up on this roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Just because there isn't any fire on her roof doesn't mean there isn't an snow in her furnace... Sounded better when she said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Kim: Oh, Miss Shore, would you sing "Because" for us? Dinah: Becauuuuuuse... I HAVE TO GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 I'm sorry I'm not Dinah Shore! You're no Lassie either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 I guess Lassie couldn't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Ginger Rogers: All signed! Although, I don't know why you wanted me to autograph a picture of Lassie. Kim: Oh, I'm sorry! I must have grabbed the wrong picture from the frame at the drugstore. Ginger: It was a natural mistake. After all, we do look quite a bit alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 My, this breakfast is delicious! Thank you! Who was that on the phone? The drug store. You left your hat down there when you picked up these two breakfast orders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Hello, Mrs. Mulford, this is Lucy Ricardo. Yes, you know that darling little turquoise hat with the pearls that I liked so much yesterday? Would you put that on my charge and send it out, please? yes, on your fastest, speediest delivery. Thank you very much. *DOORBELL BUZZES* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 2, 2012 Report Share Posted November 2, 2012 What are you wearing your hat for? I thought it might rain. Now that you mention it, the ceiling does look cloudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 Ethel Mae: Mashed potatoes, Miss Bankhead? Tallulah: No, thank you, dahling. Whenever I prepare for a play I always go on a strict diet, so no thank you. BUT! LIFE IS SHORT!!!! You only pahss this way once. Why not live a little. Ethel Mae: (Wildly Applauding) Oh, Miss Bankhead! You sounded just like you did in The Little Foxes! Tallulah: Oh, did you see me in The Little Foxes? Ethel Mae: Five times! Tallulah: Five times?! Lucy: Ethel Mae. Ethel Mae: I've seen every play you've ever been in! I've seen Dear Charles and The Green Hat, and They Knew What The Wanted, and The Skin of Our Teeth, and Rain, and Camille -- all your big hits! Tallulah: You left out Private Lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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