HarryCarter Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Ethel Mae: When I saw you in that movie Lifeboat... Lucy: Ethel Mae, will you please stop boring Miss Bankhead? Tallulah: When Miss Bankhead is bored, Miss Bankhead will let you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 Mr. Littlefield: You'll enjoy Xavier Valdez. He's much more clever than Ricky Ricardo. Mrs. Worthington Proudfoot: PLEASE! Reahhhlly! No one is more clever than Ricky Ricardo, PEASANT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 "Dear Lucy, how are you and how is Xavier?..." "XAVIER?!!" Now she knows I'm married to a Latin American bandleader. She just doesn't know which one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 I shouldn't have married a hot-blooded Latin, I should have married a cold-blooded Swede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedderchester Posted November 4, 2012 Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 I shouldn't have married a hot-blooded Latin, I should have married a cold-blooded Swede. This whole thing is Ricky's fault MY FAULT? YES! If you hadn't left Cuba and come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we wouldn't be in Switzerland in the FIRST place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2012 This will give us a chance to get acquainted. If you're going to live here we should know all about you. We'll tell you about us, and you tell us about you. I'll go first. What does your husband do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magster Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 A. Snodgrass: You go first this time. Okay, what do you do? A. Snodgrass: what kind of jobs do you h -- NOW CUT THAT OUT! Now look ladies, I won't be able to find you a job unless you tell me what you really do. Now...what do you do? ...What kind of jobs do you have open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Mr. Barnsdahl: You'll have to get a job. Viv: A job?! What can she do? Mr. Barnsdahl: That's a good question. There hasn't been that much demand for a reckless spender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Walter: In Europe, long, slender feet are considered a sign of beauty. Vivian: I'm a nine! Lucy: Double X. She stamps out fires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivfantoo* Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Vineyard manager in Italy, explaining why Lucy got her job stomping grapes in the vat: "Look at those feet! Like large pizzas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 I like Chinese food, but I’m crazy about Italian food too. Maybe we can find a place that serves ravioli foo young. Or chicken chow pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 I don't think these Italian actresses are so much. Not one of 'em's got their hair combed. Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that I wouldn't care if you were bald! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Who do we know who's bald? Yeah... Fred, would you... Would I what? Would you like a cup of coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Here you are -- my famous cup of mud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 It isn't everyone who gets her arm in LIFE Magazine! I don't want my arm in there. I want my face in there! If I'd know what they were up to, I'd have held the baby in my mouth. 20 million people read this magazine. Why, your arm will be famous! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 These pictures are good enough for a magazine! Which magazine, Body Beautiful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 What's this about you entering the Secretary Beautiful contest? My kids signed me up so I'm just going along for the laughs...and the first prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Angela Randall: He's a prize! Lucy: Well, that prize belongs in MY box of Cracker Jack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: We didn't go through the boys' money. Fred: Ethel went through mind years ago. Ricky: There's no use going through mine. I found a pearl in an oyster once. Fred: Not my turn to win, either. I once found a diamond ring in a box of Cracker Jack. Lucy: Oh, stop now! You stop joking! Ethel: He's not joking. Where do you think he got this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 I hate to bother you, MRS. Ricardo, but I believe I left my diamond rings on your piano last night. Yes, you did, MRS. Mertz. I would be happy to get them for you. Oh, don't bother, I'll get them. IF they're still there. I don't know why you would worry. You can always buy another box of Cracker Jack. I'll have you know these are real diamonds. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Hello, Mrs. Mertz? This is the Ajax Salvage Company. We buy old glass. I understand you have some rings you're interested in sellinG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy, make sure that when you're ready to give Fred a ring. Yeah, Lucy. Gimme a ring! What are you talking about? I'll call you on the intercom. Why should I give you a ring? We have an intercom now. Why when all of the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Joyce Haber: I'm just dying to see the ring. Elizabeth Taylor: It's just fantastic the way it picks up the light! Joyce: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 LOL! I'd do the same for you if you'd lost your wedding ring! If I'd have lost my wedding ring, you wouldn't have to find it -- you would just have to buy another box of Cracker Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryCarter Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Lucy: You're Jack Benny! Jack: Yes, I've been Jack Benny for years and years...and years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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