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Brock    3,316

Tallulah: You know, I think it might be fun. I haven't been in a school since Nineteen Hundred and...well, for years and years! ^_^

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Brock    3,316
:lucy1: And now she and Betty are thick as thieves! WHAT'S SO HOT ALL OF A SUDDEN ABOUT BEING BORN IN ALBUQUERQUE?! :angry: I COULD HAVE BEEN BORN THERE MYSELF IF MY PARENTS HADN'T LIVED IN JAMESTOWN! :angry:

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HarryCarter    990

Lucy: I'm 29.

Rudy Springer: Come on, Mrs. Carter. You can't be 29.

Lucy: You're right...but I will be on my next birthday. :lucycoy:

Rudy: 29? That means you were born in...

Lucy: Jamestown, New York. :D

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HarryCarter    990

:bill1: Name one time where I ever botched an electrical job.

:lucy1: How about the time you tried to rewire your kitchen and the whole East side of New York was dark for 48 hours?

:bill1: Was it my fault that all that wiring was 20 years old? I'll bet you can't name another one.

:lucy1: How about the time you tried to fix our TV set and the picture tube exploded?

:bill1: Do you want this thing set up or not? <_<

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vivfantoo*    129

Ethel: Do you have any bicarbonite of soda?

 

Lucy: There's some in the kitchen. Look, here's a note from Ricky & Fred. (reads note, then enters kitchen) Oh no! No! (staggers back out into the living room) It's a mess! There's food everywhere! On the walls, on the floor, on the ceiling!

 

(green) Ethel: I don't wanna clean it up.

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Brock    3,316

Brubaker: We have lots of prizes today here on Everybody Wins because on yesterday's program...nobody won.

Liz: Why don't they call it Everybody Loses?

Brubaker: Why don't you keep your big mouth shut?

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Brock    3,316

:lucycoy: Me, mad?! Why should I be mad? On the contrary, I'm glad. Ve-ry glad! Why, when those four girls walked in here today it was the happiest day of my life!

:desi1: Lucy.

:lucysmirk: And they didn't want ME to be in the pictures, I wanted to JUMP FOR JOY!

:desi1: Now honey...

:lucyhehe: And when you all put on those bathing suits and trooped down to the pool I felt as if my fondest dreams had come true. And you thought I was mad. I was happy! HAPPY! H-A-P-P-Y, HAPPY!! :angry:

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HarryCarter    990

:desi1: This is my emergency present. :unsure:

:lucy1: Emergency present, huh?... "Happy anniversary." "Happy Mothers' Day." "Happy birthday." "Merry Christmas." And, oh, here's a pip: "I'm sorry, dear, can't we please be friends again?"

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Brock    3,316

:lucy1: Ethel Mertz, you make me so mad!

:viv1: What did I do?!

:lucy1: You told me what my anniversary present was now I won't be surprised! :angry:

:viv1::blink:

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Brock    3,316

:desi1: And that's an ultimatum!

:lucy1: An ULTIMATUM?!

:viv1: Well, frankly, I'm not surprised.

:lucy1: I am; I didn't think he knew how to pronounce it.

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Brock    3,316

:lucy1: Ethel called and told me all about it.

:desi1: I thought you wanted to be surprised.

:lucy1: I want to be surprised, but I don't want to be surprised!

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Brock    3,316

:desi1: We're only going to be there a month!

:lucy1: Exactly! We're going to be there a WHOLE. MONTH.

:desi1: It sounds longer when you say it.

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HarryCarter    990
:lucy1: It's true! I had lunch with Clark Gable. I was at Perrino's and Clark was there and we ate lunch together... at different tables, but together doesn't necessarily mean...

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Brock    3,316

Carolyn: All I saw were two redheaded blurs and Ethel told me those were you and Van Johnson! :(

Lucy: Oh, so you didn't see Clark Gable, Walter Pidgeon and Hedy Lamarr? They're all down there by the pool. :)

Ethel: They are?! :o

Lucy: <_< Yes. Oh, they're still there! Hello Clark! Hello Walter! Hello Hedy!

Carolyn: Ooh, let's go down there and see them up close! :HALKING:

Lucy: Oh. :huh: GOODBYE CLARK! GOODBYE WALTER! GOODBYE HEDY! They're off to the races.

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HarryCarter    990

Lucy: Did you see Van Johnson?

Ethel: Where?

Lucy: He got in the elevator just as we got off.

Ethel: That wasn't Van Johnson.

Lucy: Sure it was. Wasn't that Van Johnson who got on the elevator?

Bobby: No, ma'am. That was the house detective.

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